Whose Line Is It Anyway, Phantom Style

Rated: Teen, hints of a sexual relationship between Danny and Sam, and immature humor.

Summary: Characters from Danny Phantom are forced to improv for the reader's amusement.

Disclaimer: Danny Phantom is owned by Butch Hartman. Whose Line Is It Anyway (the American version) is aired on ABC Family (which I think is owned by Disney in turn…) Post Phantom Planet.

Pairings: Canon to the show, but willing to poke fun at other pairings.

Chapter 1: Intro and Hoedown

The camera opens up on a packed studio audience, every single one of the members clapping and cheering excitedly for the show they were about to see. Not only were they lucky enough to get in the audience of a great comedy show, but they were in on a very special comedy show. It was not every day that actual heroes came on the show "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"

The camera zoomed in on the host's desk, which this time was filled with the recently-returned-from-his-space-vacation, Vlad Masters. How the network got a hold of him, no one would ever know. At least they could be assured that he wouldn't be trying anything outrageously evil, the key word being 'outrageously'.

"Hello, and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter." Vlad said. "That's right, the points are just like my copies of Romance for Rich Evil Creeps, collecting dust on a shelf." That brought a laugh from the audience. "Today, we're being joined by… Only Mostly Dead Danny Fenton." From his chair on the stage, Danny waved at the audience. "Black is the new black Sam Manson." Sam just crossed her arms. "Loves his iPhone more than you Tucker Foley."

"Aw yeah, got that right!" Tucker said, hugging his phone.

"And finally we've got Shoots First, Asks Questions Never Valerie Gray." Valerie also gave a wave to the audience. "Now enough with the introductions, and let's jump right into the first game. This is for all four of you, and it's the always popular, and much loved by our contestants: Hoedown with Laura Hall on the piano!"

All four of the young people stood up and made their way down to the floor, Tucker first in line, then Valerie, then Danny, and Sam bringing up the rear.

"Our performers are each going to take it in turns to sing a verse of a hoedown, the subject of which we will decided with an audience suggestion. What I need from the audience is the name of a ghost it would suck to be."

The audience began screaming out names. The Box Ghost and Vlad Plasmius were both fairly popular. "No." Vlad said shortly.

"Danny Phantom!" One audience member screamed.

Vlad grinned evilly. "That's perfect. Danny Phantom." Tucker and Sam each looked over at Danny with concern in their eyes, but he just shrugged. Valerie, however, was pretty close to bursting out in laughter right there. "So you are going to perform the It Sucks to Be Danny Phantom hoedown. Take it away, Laura!"

Laura Hall began to play the infamous hoedown music, while the audience began to clap along in time with the beat.

"Yehaw!" Tucker yelled just before starting his verse.

"Danny's my best friend

Singing this causes distress

But being by his side

Leaves me very stressed

Every time we battle

I think that I am toast

His puns are as lame

As his catchphrase 'Goin' Ghost!'"

Valerie was so busy laughing that she almost missed her cue.

"Insulting Danny Phantom

Is a dream come true

His stupid suit and stupid puns

Make me want to spew"

She directed the next words directly at Danny.

"Phantom's inside you

Every night and every day

No wonder everyone thinks

That you are freaking gay!"

At that, the audience burst out in laughter, and Danny glared back at the two of them. He transformed into Phantom and began to sing, glaring at Tucker and Valerie.

"I am Danny Phantom

You're really being an ass

I'll return all your insults

With a lot of sass

I might be half-dead

But I don't mind, you see

I'm still drowning

In fangirl pussy!"

The audience laughter at that was so loud and long that Sam had to wait for them to quiet down before she could begin.

"I'm Danny's girlfriend

I don't care what you two say

I can assure you both

There's just no way he's gay

I don't give a crap that

My boyfriend's half dead

He makes up for it by

Being really good in bed!"

All four sang together: "Really good in bed!"

The audience cheered and laughed as the four performers made their way back to their seats. Even Vlad had cracked a smile. "Wonderful, wonderful. A thousand points for Valerie, for insinuating that Danny is gay." Danny glared at the elder halfa.

"But we all know that Vlad/Plasmius is the superior narcissism ship." Danny commented, and the other three laughed. Vlad glared at them.

"Very funny, Daniel. We'll be right back with more Whose Line Is It Anyway!" Vlad said to the camera.

LES: And now it's time for audience participation! The next game will be "Let's Make a Date", so I'll need some suggestions for roles that Tucker, Danny, and Valerie to play while they attempt to win Sam's heart.

I can also assure you that this is just a little comedy thing on the side and should not interrupt posts to "Long Reign the Ghost King". I won't even post a new chapter of this until I post a new chapter of that story. This one will take longer since I would like to have reader participation anyway.