Hello. This is the first chapter of the series, so please bare with me as i try to figure out bow things work. Anyway this story does feature a angry marine who gets sucked into a chaos portal leading him to remnant. At times he will act like a perfect angry marine with his actions and swearing, but at other times he wont swear because frankly it is hard to constantly write swearing diologs that make sense.

Brother Fucking Soup was furious, even for a angry marine. Before him stood a chaos sorcerer laughing manically as the warp portal he summoned opened and daemons began to pore out of the portal towards the single angry marine and his three fallen comrades. Quickly picking up his fallen brethren' weapons, a power folding chair, two chainsaw swords, and a angry marine launcher called the maximum fuck.

He began to run slowly picking up speed directly at the chaos sorcerer who had just realized that standing in front of the portal was a terrible idea. Fucking Soup tackled the sorcerer into the portal causing both of them to be sucked into the clutches of the warp. Fucking Soup closed his left hand into a fist as he let go of the sorcerer, who had lost all his limbs apart from his head to the angry marine's raging as they went through the portal, he erected the middle finger flipping off the daemons of the warp as he fell past them slowly picking up speed. He said a silent prayer to the god- emperor as he prepared himself for the worst.

Suddenly he saw a golden portal open up in front of him and he heard a voice coming from it," You have done well my Astarte. But your work is not done yet." Fucking Soup suddenly realized who this mysterious golden voice was, it was the god-emperor himself saving the angry marine from the corrupted clutches of the warp."first off I am not a god, just a being with god like power. you have done well in protecting Terra and her planets from chaos, but you are needed more in a place called remanent."

Suddenly Fucking Soup's vision went white as the portal consumed him sending him to this remnant. Yang stood ready for combat, in front of her was her opponent of the tournament, Mercury. Both were waiting for the countdown to get to zero before beginning the fight. As soon as the counter did a brilliant flash of light appeared blinding everyone in the stadium as a large bright yellow armored figure flew out of it yelling," FUuuuuuuuu."

he continued yelling this until he crash landed into the wall of the stadium."ck!" he finished as he collided with the wall. He slowly began to pull himself out of the wall. As if time had stopped itself Fucking Soup found himself in a now quiet stadium filled with people all staring at him with shocked and sacred eyes. Yang saw this giant slowly rise to its full height, eight feet tall, and watched it begin to walk towards the center of the arena where Mercury and Yang were standing.

The giant had what would appear to be a pair of some type of gauntlet, a folding chair, two swords that resembled chainsaws, and a giant rocket launcher that said maximum fuck on the side of it. The heavily armed giant stood there looking around at all the people staring at him in the bleachers as if he was trying to figure out where he was. Mercury was the first one to react as he attempted to kick this new opponent out of his way to get to Yang.

Fucking Soup caught the boy's kick without even turning to move and picked him up and began to slam him on the ground like someone trying to kill a spider with a newspaper but repeatedly kept missing." you fucking piece of shit, attacking me when I haven't done anything yet. Who do you think you fucking are?" yelled Fucking Soup, who finally sent Mercury flying into a wall to be knocked out unconscious by the landing. Yang stood shocked like everyone in the stadium and watched as Atlas troops came crashing in and surrounding the armor clad giant.