Uzumaki Naruto who has been in four different worlds already (Naruto's original world which is the same as canon, the Fairy Tail world, One Piece world and an alternative Naruto world) winds up at yet another world that is new to him. In this world he grows up with his family and a sister, Tayuya. In this world Naruto is as depressing as you can get, he is despised by everyone and he despises everyone. He has been neglected by his family and has no friends. His goal is to take revenge on the village and everyone in it. He wears a ridiculous looking cape and a black hoodie that is always covering his head. This world will have every single cliché thing from fan fiction, so you can expect an evil civilian council that is out to get Naruto and serve Uchiha Sasuke and such.

About Naruto himself, he is best described as a drunken, perverted arsehole. He is drunk most of the time and he is not pleasant to be around, but he makes up for it by being unreasonably strong. He could defeat pretty much anyone with little to no effort, if he is sober that is. If you want to find out more about this Naruto and his earlier adventures you can read the prequels "Three People From Three Worlds" (Not completed) & "Naruto Of Three Worlds" (Completed).

Pairings: Harem.

Warnings: English is not my first language. Alternative Universe, Characters will be out of character a lot, Crackfic, short chapters (around 1k words).

"Talking"

'Thinking'

"Jutsu/Kurama Talking"

Chapter 1

Uzuamki Naruto had been teleported to yet another world by some unknown God that loved to mess with him, at least that's what Naruto thought. Just like last time he had taken over the body of a younger version of himself from this world. Naruto almost had the same appearance as when he returned from his training trip with Jiraiya in his original world, meaning that he was around the age of sixteen.

But there was a few things that confused Naruto. He could not find a Konoha forehead protector anywhere in what had to be his room. Secondly after looking out the window he had seen the Hokage monument which did not have Tsunade's head added yet. Thirdly, he was kind of dressed like a wimp with the full wimp attire, cape and all.

His dick had came along for the ride again, meaning he would have to buy a lot of condoms or just not have sex at all. He did not want any more children, the few hundred he has in the third world he visited is enough.

After burning the cape and the other clothes he wore he found a blue track suit to wear that would suffice for now. Naruto then headed out of his room, planning to explore this new world he found himself in.

'Kurama you there?' Naruto spoke in his mind to his bijü companion that Naruto refers to as his pet.

'Aye!' Kurama responded in a very Happy-esque way (Happy is the blue cat from Fairy Tail)

"Good, it seems we found ourselves in yet another fucked alternative universe"

"Of course, what made you think we wouldn't? This is the fifth world we're visiting after all" Kurama responded with a teasing laugh, enjoying Naruto's look of rage.

'Fuck you, Kurama!'

"Technically, you already did that" Kurama said roaring with laughter once again.

With a twitching eyebrow Naruto got out of the room as he had decided to explore this new world. Maybe he could find the old man or Jiraiya, they usually knew what to do. He had to go down a staircase so he could get to the front door and out of the house. Once he got downstairs he heard two voices coming from a room next to where he was. He slowly walked over there and glanced into the room just to see a rather large kitchen where two female red heads were eating breakfast.

The first woman was someone Naruto instantly recognized as his mother, Uzumaki Kushina. The second one looked an awfully lot like his first girlfriend, Tayuya.

Naruto mumbled something with a series of twitches in his eyebrows as he saw them which had Tayuya stare at him with disgust. The reason for Naruto's unnatural twitching eyebrows was because of his unhealthy fear of red heads. Naruto did not fear anything in any world except for female red heads, especially Kushina, she was the one that rode him the hardest. Literally. But not this time, he wouldn't let them have their way this time! Naruto turned around and headed towards the front door, wanting to get out of the house quickly before they notice him.

"Where are you going, loser?" Tayuya asked just as he had turned around.

"To get shitfaced and buy a hooker" Naruto responded in a bored tone, seconds later Tayuya heard the door slam shut behind Naruto.

"Mom, did you hear that?" Tayuya asked Kushina who had not even once looked up from her food during Tayuya's and Naruto's conversation.

"Hear what, Tayuya-chan?" Kushina asked.

"Naruto just said he was gonna drink alcohol and buy a prostitute" Tayuya said.

Kushina chewed and swallowed the food she had in her mouth before answering "That's nice, dear"

"Mom! Are you listening!" Tayuya yelled loudly slamming her hands down on the table.

With wide eyes a surprised Kushina asked "What is it?"

"Naruto, the fucking loser, said he was going to get shitfaced and buy a hooker!" Tayuya yelled again. The only reason Tayuya wanted Kushina to pay attention what she said was because she wanted Naruto to get in trouble. She had no love for her "loser" brother, in fact most of the village seemed to despise him.

Kushina just laughed at what Tayuya said "That's funny Tayuya, you know as well as I do that Naruto never talks"

Tayuya frowned as she realized she would not be able to get Naruto in trouble this time.

While that was happening Naruto had stolen a large barrel of beer from a liquor store and is now heading towards Konoha's only brothel.

A few hours later

A now shitfaced Naruto was making his way towards Konoha's academy. He had been to the Hokage's office earlier where he ran into his father who asked him "Shouldn't you be in school?". Naruto had almost struck him in the face for that comment, no one disrespects him like that, especially not Minato. Naruto was not that big a of a fan of Minato since he was usually dead, leaving him to deal with the red heads alone. In the last world he visited he pissed on Minato's head on top of the Hokage monument almost daily.

Instead of punching his father he turned around and mumbled something that no one but himself could make sense of. Naruto thought it might be fun to visit the academy and see how his old friends are like in this world. With that thought he shouted "I'm a motherfucking genius!" as he neared the academy.

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