Hello this is dwarfking1999 doing a rewrite of the walking dead story
Jason wakes up and sees his room. Jason notices that some things in his room have changed. Jason notice that things are missed placed and things are missing.
Jason then looks at himself and realist that he somehow got back into his younger body. Jason says "what the fuck" .Jason looks at his body and realist his is about 11 years old. Jason did math in his head and realist he is 10 years younger.
Jason looked the calendar and then saw that the year is thought that was weird because he should not be 11 in then heard a voice saying "Jason come downstairs". Jason decided to go downstairs to find out the fuck is going on.
Jason saw a man with a fancy suit sitting in a chair. Jason then said "who are you"? The man in the suit said "hello my name is tom".
Jason said "Tom why the fuck are you doing in my house"? Tom replied back by saying" I am here to explain some things to you". Jason said "like what things"
Tom replied back "we gods are bored so we pick people like you to be self inserts to keep us happy". Jason said "So it likes a fucked up version of TV".
Tom said "pretty much". Jason said "is that all". Tom replied back by saying" I will give you two boons of my pick before I leave". Jason said "what boons are you giving me ".
Tom replied back in an excited tone "The first one is you will have time to train yourself ,three years to be exact without people bothering you and the second one is you will learn stuff easier" .
Then tom said back to the wall saying "Hello viewers today we are starting season 54 of the outbreak self insert show". Jason said "who the fuck are talking to"?
Tom replied back by saying "oh shit he not suppose to hear that part ".Tom then said "Bye Jason time for me to go before I get into more shit". Tom vanishes right in front of Jason.
Jason then says to himself I better start training. Jason then notices that there is no outside and it just a void.
(Training montage/ three years later)
Jason woke up in his bed with a note saying "show start now's and good luck you're going to need it." Jason then looks at his body and notices that he is still say to himself "Why the fuck to I have to be eleven".