Nagisa was in the classroom cleaning the chalkboard when Karma walked in, a sly smile on his face.

"Oye, Nagisa, you got a sec?"

"Yeah what is it Karma?"

"It's... ya know all those times I've tried to make you more like a girl? Having you dress up, talking about getting things removed..."

"Yeah thanks for reminding me..." said Nagisa sarcastically.

"Well there's actually a reason for that." Karma continued ,"you see..."

Karma clenched his fist.

"... do you wanna grab a bite somewhere?"

"Oh yeah sure." Said Nagisa. "Lemme just ask Kayano and just-"

"Just the two of us." Said Karma. "Like a date..."

"Eh?"

"Nagisa... I think you're cute."

The two looked at each other for a full minute before Nagisa spoke,

"I'm seeing someone."

"W-Wait what?"

"Yeah I'm kind of seeing this guy that I met awhile back..." said Nagisa "It's nothing personal, I just don't like you."

Karma gasped

"Romantically."

"Oh."

"Also you kind of suck. Oh here comes my boyfriend now.

Just then that bully from the Kyoto trip walked in.

"Done yet Nagisa?"

"THAT GUY!?" Shouted Karma "YOU'RE DATING THE GUY FROM KYOTO WHO KIDDNAPPED AND PLANNED TO DO NASTY THINGS WITH OUR FRIENDS!?"

"That's the old me." Said the bully "I've changed my ways."

"Turns out we have a lot in common..." said Nagisa "Anyways I'll see you tomorrow Karma."

They both walked away hand in hand, leaving Karma behind.

"So this is how heartbreak feels..." muttered Karma "Pretty crappy..."

Suddenly Asano stepped in and looked at his rival.

"Akabane you got a sec?"

"Not now gingy, I'm mourning."

Asano glared at Karma.

"What the hell did you just say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class, and Ive been involved in numerous academic meets, and I have higher than a 3.0 GPA. I am trained in martial arts and Im the top mathematician in the entire school. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me? Think again. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the campus and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to my father's DVD collection and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre dead, kiddo"

"What?"

Just then Rio Nakamura stepped into the room and slammed her fist against the table and leaned in close to Karma's face, whispering two words to him.

"April fools."

Im not trying to offend the Karmagisa Shippers out there. This is just a quick little prank-fic I did for April fools day. If enough people dislike it I'll probably just get rid of it anyways. Well happy April Fooks day I guess,