A/N-Sorry I've been gone for so long but due to college and family and other things I simply don't have much time for this anymore. But due to the nature of this story, I can end this one at any chapter without having to really having rap anything up so instead of just ending this story with a notice, I figured I would end this story with one final chapter.
Chapter 7-Hardcore Chores
It started off with sun standing by himself in a rather messy looking apartment.
"Mutha f*kin' goddamn sh*t head b*tch!"
"I remember this." Said Ren.
"What?" Asked Ruby in confusion
At that point Jaune then walked in. "Dude you swear too much." He complained.
"No I f*king don't." He waved off, either ignoring or pretending not to notice that he swore again.
"Oh I get what your talking about." Ruby said in realization.
"And what are you talking about?" Asked Weiss.
"Remember before, when we saw Jaune and Sun pretend to be cops? This is them. Were watching them again."
"Lets hope they don't do something that stupid again." Added Blake
"You did it again! You just swore again!" Jaune argued.
"I don't swear that much your *-hole." Sun stated bluntly, swearing yet again."
"Dude you even swear in you sleep." Jaune stated bluntly.
(Flashback of sun sleeping)
"(Snore) F*ckf*ckf*ckf*ckf*ck."
(Back to sun and Jaune)
"Maybe I would." sun began. (Close up on sun) "IF I SLEPT!" He finished uncharectaristically seriously.
"Ok then how about this. If you can go a whole minute without swearing i'll give you a hundred lien but if you don't. You have to do my chores for the chores for the day." Purposed Jaune.
"Your on! But if I win you have to do mine!"
"All right it's a deal." Jaune agreed as he held his hand out to shake on it.
"Your on sh*t head!" He exclaimed prematurley losing the bet.
Then there was an akward silence as Jaune and Sun just stared at eachother in disbelief at how Sun lost their bet as soon as they made it. Yang couldn't help but snigger at the situation he landed himself in.
(With sun)
Chore no.1-Go to the bank
He the door to a bank with a loaded handgun in his right hand and a written check in his left.
"NOBODY MOVE! THIS IS A DEPOSIT!" He yelled as he marched up to the teller. "This check is personal."
"Checking your savings." The teller stammered.
"CHECK IT! DO IT NOW!" Sun yelled again as he took a hostage and held them at gunpoint.
"You sure you don't want savings!? Think about your future!"
"All of my income is...Disposable." Sun stated super seriously as he cocked his handgun.
"Ahhh! Endorse here! Endorse here!" The teller wailed as he held out a form for Sun to sign.
"NNNGGH!" Sun grunted as he 'signed' the form but since he was clenching needlessly hard, his signature came out as just a mess of scribbles
(With Jaune)
"Wow. I wonder what i'm gonna do today. I could do ANYTHING!" Jaune said to himself in revelation. As his chores were being done for him he was free to do what he wanted for the day.
READING!
It then cut to Jaune sitting on his bead reading Ninja's of love volume 3. Blake didn't know whether to feel embarrassed or not
(With Sun)
Chore no.2-Get groceries
Sun then did a repeat of what he did at the bank as he kicked open the door with a handgun, sending shoppers into a frenzy.
"Put it in the cart! Put it in the cart!" He ordered as shoppers frantically loaded a shopping cart with goods.
"That sh*t better be WHOLEWEAT!" He warned as a shopper was about to put a loaf of bread in the cart.
Nobody could really come up with anything to say right then. They just watch Sun barge into a bank and a shopping mall with a loaded handgun but instead of robbing the places, he came to aggressively deposit a check and steal peoples food respectively.
(With Jaune)
CAT GIFS!
"HAHAHAHAHA!" Jaune laughed hysterically as he watched a video titled 'Kitty amazing falls down stairs' which showed a cat that suspiciously looked a lot like Blake, falling down a flight of stairs. She honestly didn't know whether to be offended or not.
(With Sun)
(Chore no.3-Take out the trash)
"Time to take out the trash." Sun said to himself as he fired countless submachine gun rounds into the dumpster outside their apartment block.
''That's not how you take out the trash.'' Commented Yang.
(With Jaune)
ENJOYING FRESH-GROUND, SINGLE- SOURCE, SUSTAINABLE, LOCAL, FRENCH-PRESS COFFEE!
It then cut to Jaune casually sipping fresh-ground, single source, sustainable, local, french press coffee.
(With Sun)
(Chore no.4-Car wash)
Sun the proceeded to drive a car, presumabley Jaune's car, off a cliff and into the ocean.
''That's not how you wash a car!'' Commented Weiss.
(With Jaune)
TAKING A NAP!
It then cut to Jaune just taking a nap.
(With Sun)
Sun then staggered back into his and Jaune's apartment, (which was completley trashed by the way) panting from 'over exerting' himself with all those chores.
''Wait, didn't he do the chores outside of the apartment? Why is the apartment all trashed?'' Asked Ruby. Everyone just shrugged their shoulders, not having a valid reason.
He then took one last look at the list Jaune gave him.
(Chore no.5-Cleaning)
"Cleaning? NOOOOOOO! ACK-EUGH-EH-(PFFT)-AACK!" He then fell on the ground and 'died'.
''Ugh! Did he seriously just fart before dying!?'' Asked Weiss, disgusted.
''Did he seriously just die after doing a few chores?''
''Did you not just see what he's been doing?'' Asked Yang. ''He has, in no way, been doing chores.''
Jaune the opened his bedroom door and his eyes widened when he saw the state their apartment was in.
"SUN! WHAT THE F*CK!" He shouted.
''He swore!'' Gasped Nora.
Seconds went by before Sun suddenly sprang back up.
"LOOKS LIKE YOUR DOING MY CHORES NOW FRIENDO HAHAHA!" He cheered.
"Goddamit." Jaune muttered in annoyance.
Sun then handed Jaune a list of chores to do which unlike Jaunes to-do list, consisted of stupid and outrageous things such as 'Kill a dragon' and 'eat a tiger' and 'drink battery acid'.
"Oh this'll be easy." Sneered Jaune.
Almost immediatly after he said that, it then cut to a shot of a gravestone which read...
Jaune
He died alone
''Well that escalated quickly.'' Said Ren
Not to worry though because Jaune wasn't really dead!
"And visit the grave Sun bought for me. Done!"
Both of them then turned towards the audience.
"And that's why you don't swear motherfu-"
"Well...That was eventful." Commented Ren.
"Well as much as I'd like to continue forcing you lot to watch alternate versions of your misfortunate blonde friend for my own amusement." The author began, gaining everyones attention. "I'm afraid even authors like myself have thing we need to do so..." He then snapped his fingers and then teams RWBY and PNR were sent back to Remnant.
"That was fun." He said to himself.