Disclaimer: I do not own any of the material appearing in this story.

This takes place after another story of mine, A Red vs Blue Halloween, which takes place between seasons five and six of RvB. So don't expect Washington and Carolina here.

"Alright men, today is a new day. And a new day means a new opportunity to find this Barb person Simmons and Church keep screaming about!" Sarge said to the rest of the Blood Gulch crew.

"I would love to kill this Barb person and get it over with, but I think the biggest thing we should be worrying about is finding a way home!" Church said.

"You seriously want to get back to that crappy canyon?" Grif asked.

"Oh you get the point!" Church snapped. "But seriously, how are we gonna get back?!"

"Dude, we've only been here for a day." Tucker brought up. And he was right, it had been a day since they've come to this strange place, on Halloween as a matter of fact.

"And I don't want to stay here any longer! Especially since there's this crazy ass chick here who sounds like Tex and tried to kill me!" Church shivered at that memory.

"Not to mention this place is fucking haunted!" Grif exclaimed.

"Not again with this Grif." Simmons complained. "We've told you before, there's no such thing as ghosts!"

"I say otherwise." Church said in his ghost form.

"Nevermind..."

"Are we in a bush?" Caboose ask, only now noticing that they were all in a huge bush that was very unconvincing to the naked eye.

"Goddammit, Caboose..." Church grumbled.

"Why are we hiding in a bush of all things?" Donut asked.

"Since we have no idea where we are, I've taken the liberty of having this makeshift base made until we can make a more suitable one or steal one as our own." Sarge explained.

"It would have been made faster if Grif helped." Simmons growled.

"It was break time." Grif defended.

"There was no beak time!"

"This was not how I expected to get bush." Tucker said, followed up with this. "Bow chicka wow wow!"

"Me neither." Sister said. "At least this one doesn't give me an itch."

"Yeah... Wait, what?!"

"Guys, don't mean to interrupt anything, but I think we have some company." Doc said... who was also there, but no one noticed until he spoke.

"Fuck! How'd you get here?!" Church asked in surprise.

"And what do you mean we have company?!" Sarge demanded.

As if to answer his question, their bush was suddenly lifted up in the air, and the one behind it was none other than Glynda Goodwitch, with Professor Ozbin with her.

"...That company..." Doc answered.

"Hello new friends!"

"And hello to you, babe." Tucker flirted with Glynda, and focused his sights on her...em...assets. Which Glynda noticed.

"If you continue to give me that look..." She threatened.

"Church...I think I found your Tex clone..."

"I noticed."

"That voice." Glynda looked to see Church. "You!"

"Oh shit!" Church was about to make a run for it until-

"Whoa, looks like we missed the fire." Everyone heard a voice and turned to see teams RWBY and JNPR coming over over.

"Oh great, so much for hiding." Church grumbled.

"Dad?!" Ruby and Yang exclaimed.

"DAD?!" Everyone else but Ozpin yelled.

"Did you just call me dad?!"

"You didn't tell me you and Tex had kids!" Tucker called out.

Later...

BGM: Blood Gulch Blues (Red vs Blue)

"And that is how we got here to this place." Church finished his story as they had winded up in Beacon and explained how they got here, where Ozpin, Glynda, RWBY and JNPR had found them. And Ruby and Yang were a little freaked out by Church sounding like their father.

"Well, that's the most interesting story, Mister…"

"Church." He said.

"Very well…" Ozpin nodded. "Well, I have a feeling you guys will be here for a very long time."

"Nonsense, we'll find our way out of here in no time!" Sarge said.

"Tu no entiendes le gravidad de lo que hizo?" (Do you not understand the gravity of what you just did?) Lopez asked.

"So uh… who's this Barb person?" Yang asked as they were showing them around Beacon.

"Honestly, I don't know… but I suppose that she's here somewhere so we can kill her because of all the bad puns that we somehow keep sensing." Church said.

"Well, whoever it is… I hope you take her out with a Yang." Yang smiled as they kept walking… until…

End BGM

"GOD DAMMIT, BARB!" Simmons and Church suddenly yelled.

"…Eh?" Yang turned around.

"Wait, what?" Weiss asked.

"Oh thank god, this got a whole lot easier." Grif said.

"Aha! We finally found the culprit!" Sarge exclaimed.

"Good, let's take her out!" Simmons growled as Church immediately brought out his sniper rifle and pulled the trigger, but knowing how terrible of a shot he is… the bullet didn't even graze her at all, in fact, it shot down a bird instead. Just kidding, the bullet didn't even hit the bird. "DAMMIT!"

"WHAT THE HELL?!" Yang yelled as she got into position, ready to knock Church's lights out as they all seemed to be thinking the same thing…

"Wait!" Caboose got in front of them all and spread his arms out. "Don't shoot! She may be this Barb person, but she's actually a nice girl!"

"Caboose, do you not realize that she's the one making these horrible puns that we've been screaming about for a long time?!" Church asked.

"I've lost some sleep because of her!" Simmons said.

"Sounds like a personal problem if you ask me." Yang muttered.

"She seems nice so we should just get along! Not to mention we may have gotten off on the wrong foot!"

"Nngh... alright, but if she starts doing puns again, I'm gonna kill her." Church said.

"Oh, by the way, the name's Yang!" Yang glared at him.

"Do I look like I care?" Church asked, glaring back.

"Alright, let's break it up!" Sarge seemed to agree with Caboose. "As much as we got off on the wrong foot here, I do suggest we oughta get along and try not to kill each other, got it?"

"But, but…!" Church and Simmons tried to fight back but Sarge glared at them both, causing them to shiver at his cold hard stare from his helmet.

"Yes sir…" Simmons muttered.

"…Dammit…" Church growled.

"Yay!" Caboose exclaimed. "…What were we talking about again?"

"Soooo… what do you ladies do for fun?" Tucker asked, in a not so perverted way.

"Well… have you ever heard of the Mushroom Kingdom?" Ruby asked.

"The Mushroom what…?" Church asked.

"Oh oh! It's a kingdom ran by mushrooms!" Caboose exclaimed.

"Not quite." Blake said as they went over to the warp pipe and RWBY and JNPR hopped on in without a second thought.

"Uh… I'm not going down that sickly green pipe!" Church said.

"Hey, for all I know, there could be some hot chicks down there!" Tucker said.

"Tucker, would you shut the hell up for one god damn second?" Church asked. "I'm not stepping foot in there and that's tha-… where's Caboose?"

"Weeeeee!" They heard Caboose going down the pipe.

"OH GOD DAMMIT." Church yelled.

"Welp! Time to go get him." Sarge said… and then proceeded to push Grif in.

"HEY! HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

"Testing to see if it's alright to go in!" He said and pushed Grif in, as they heard screaming… before it was silent. "Alright, Grif is dead!" Sarge said… and then a note flew out of the warp pipe as it landed in Sarge's hand.

"I'm still alive, you asshole! – Grif."

Sarge growled. "WHAT WAS THAT?!" He yelled as he hopped in the pipe as they followed suit as they soon popped out of the Warp pipe. "You mind telling me what that was, private?!" Sarge yelled.

"You are an asshole, SIR." Grif growled.

Sarge smiled. "That's more like it!"

"Hello!" Caboose's voice was heard as they saw RWBY and JNPR.

"What took ya so long?" Nora smiled.

BGM: Toad Town (Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story)

"Wait wait wait, hold up!" Church exclaimed. "You mean to tell me that is a kingdom… and there are little people here who have mushrooms for heads?! Not to mention THEY'RE SMALLER THAN US?!"

"They're called Toads and believe me, I had the same thought." Weiss said. "But the real surprise is that the princess that rules this land is a human."

"…I have to see it to believe it."

"Oh my goodness, these Toads are so cute!" Sister exclaimed as they walked forward straight to Peach's Castle, but as they got closer, they saw Mario, Luigi and Peach walking towards them.

"Hey, we were just on our way to come get you guys!" Peach smiled.

"Oh, what for?" Pyrrha asked.

"We were actually going to invite you to come to Yoshi's Island with us." Luigi said. "I mean, you haven't met Yoshi yet, so we thought we'd surprise you."

"Yoshi? I think Pit mentioned that name." Ruby said. "Where's the island?"

"We'll come show you… but uh, who are these guys?" Peach asked.

"These are the Reds and Blues… and Church." Yang growled at that name.

"Screw you!" Church growled.

Why do I have this feeling they're never going to get along…? Ruby thought as Pyrrha explained what happened and how they got here.

"I… don't get it." Peach said. "But… okay then…"

Ruby turned to the Reds and Blues. "Guys, this is Mario-"

"Hiya!" Mario waved.

"Luigi-"

"Hi…" Luigi shyly waved.

"And Princess Peach!"

"Hi!" Peach waved.

"…Oh my god… you weren't kidding." Church said.

"Oh my god! That's a lot of pink for a princess! That's kinda hot!" Sister exclaimed.

"…Ignore her." Grif said.

"Hey!"

"Soooo, Yoshi's Island?" Nora asked.

"Oh right! We got a boat ready at the port!" Peach said as she guided them towards the port as the Toads were staring at the Blood Gulch gang.

"Who are they?"

"I dunno… but they look intimidating!"

"I doubt it, that blue guy looks like he couldn't hit the side of a Thwomp with that weapon."

"Why is that guy pink?"

"Were they normally like this when you came over?" Sarge asked.

"No, we saved them from the Grimm and we were treated as heroes and then we saved the Mario Bros and Peach from Bowser." Ruby explained.

"And when we came back, a Warp Pipe popped up out of nowhere and it was a shortcut back to Beacon." Weiss said.

"Ooookaaaay? How can a pipe just pop up out of nowhere?" Grif asked.

"It happens all the time." Peach smiled. "Besides, new pipes are discovered every single day!"

"And you guys don't think it's such a big deal?" Church asked.

"Well, the earthquakes are annoying, but nothing too serious." Peach told them.

"Another thing! What's with the monkey boy following us?" Donut asked as they stopped to see Sun and Neptune approaching… and one Zwei.

"Hey, we wanted to come along too." Sun said.

"Yeah!" Neptune nodded. "And Zwei wanted to come with." He said as Zwei ran over and licked Ruby's face as she picked him up… and then he hopped on over to Caboose who had his arms open.

"Who's a cute little puppy! You are, you are!" Caboose said as Zwei happily barked and licked his visor. "Hehehe, that tickles!"

"He doesn't seem like a bad dog." Grif said as he reached over to pet Zwei. "Hey there, little guy." He said… and then Zwei bit his finger. "YOOOOOW!"

"Heh, nice." Sarge said as Zwei pulled away and saw Church approaching him.

"What was that about?" Church asked… and then Zwei bit his finger. "YAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"

He deserved it. Yang thought as Zwei pulled away and proceeded to give everyone some love besides Grif and Church.

"Stupid dog." Church growled. "How come he doesn't like us?"

"Well, I can understand you since you tried to kill me." Yang said.

"Oh, shut the hell up, Barb!"

"I don't know this Barb person is, but it's Yang! Get it right!" Yang glared.

"Oh, bite me!" Church said… and then Zwei hopped down and bit his ankle. "YOOOOOW! I DIDN'T MEAN YOU!"

"So, why did he bite me?" Grif asked.

"Isn't it obvious?" Sarge asked. "No one likes that disrespectful attitude of yours!"

"Oh, screw you!"

"What was that?!"

"Screw you, SIR."

"That's more like it!"

Luigi sweatdropped. "They're… interesting…" He said.

"Tell me about it." Weiss nodded as they proceeded onward, as Church and Grif decided to hang back… just so they won't proceed to be Zwei's personal chew toys… and then they came to the port where Neptune saw the ocean.

"Nope! Nope nope nope nope!" Neptune turned away.

"What's with him?" Sarge asked.

"He's afraid of the water." Blake replied.

"What! That's preposterous!" Sarge exclaimed. "Next thing you'll tell me is that a blue hedgehog can't swim!" He said as he walked forward, unaware of the Mario Bros whistling casually, and grabbed Neptune by the ear. "You are coming on this boat! That is an order!"

"NO! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!" He yelled as some Koopas looked at them weird.

"…I don't even want to know." One of them said.

"Neptune, buddy… I'm doing this for your own good." Sun said and then karate chopped the back of his neck to knock him out as they put him on the boat.

"Alright, take us to Yoshi's Island." Peach told the captain.

"Eh? This is a lot more people than I imagined…" The Toad Captain said. "But no matter, on to Yoshi's island!" He said as they took off to Yoshi's Island.

End BGM

A few hours later…

"Whoa… this place is cool!" Ruby said as they hopped off the boat as they managed to snap Neptune away.

"Who what where why?!" Neptune shouted and looked around, realizing he was on an island. "Did you guys…"

"Yup!" Sun smiled.

"…I hate you."

"What I don't get is that your name is similar to the Roman god! HOW ARE YOU AFRAID OF WATER?!" Grif asked.

"I don't like talking about it!" Neptune exclaimed.

"So, where's Yoshi?" Ruby asked.

"Hmm…" Mario closed his eyes. "If memory serves right… his house is this way!" He said as they walked forward, oblivious to a sign that said "Yoshi's house, this way to the right!"

World 1-1: Wrong way!

BGM: Overworld (Super Mario World)

"You sure you know where we're going?" Weiss asked.

"Positive!" Mario smiled. "Yoshi's house is definitely this way!" He said as they kept going, as they heard a loud explosion.

"Hey, I don't mean to be the bearer of bad news… but there's a giant missile headed towards us!" Church exclaimed.

"Mama mia, a Banzai Bill?!" Luigi exclaimed.

"This early?" Mario asked in surprised as they quickly ducked or dodged it as it kept on going. "Usually, those are the ones I see later on…"

"A missile with a face on it!" Sarge exclaimed. "My god, what kind of sick world are we living in?! Who puts faces on bullets! That's a waste of paint if you ask me!"

Peach sweatdropped. "You… don't get out much, do you?"

"That's the understatement of the century right there…" Grif muttered quietly as they kept going as they saw some blue dinosaur like enemies ahead of them.

"Never seen those before!" Ruby said. "What are they?"

"That species is called a Rex… and well, they're quite different." Mario said as he ran forward and jumped on the Rex, as the squished Rex roared in pain and moved around.

"Oh my god, that's hilarious!" Yang laughed. "So it takes two stomps to take 'em down?!"

"Or a few hits. Depending on what you do with 'em." Luigi said as he tried to take it out, but Sarge proceeded to kill the Rex with his shotgun. "Meep!"

"Like that?" Sarge asked.

Mario sweatdropped. "That's one way of doing it." He said as they went on ahead, climbing up on some warp pipes as they looked around the scenery as they hit a few ? blocks as a few Fire Flowers popped out as Mario, Luigi, Ruby and Yang grabbed them.

"Oh yeah, now this is more like it!" Ruby smiled and then thought of something. "...I wonder…" She aimed her palm at a Koopa and activated her Rose Palm and fired, as a flaming small tornado came out and went straight to the Koopa.

"OW OW OW OW! WHAT THE HEEEEEEEEEEEEECK!" The Koopa screamed and quickly ran off, diving into a puddle. "Ah…"

"Huh, I didn't think that'd affect our weapons." Yang said, firing a charged shot as a huge fireball came out from her Arm, as it went through three Rexes before it disappeared. "…Palutena, you thought of everything!"

"Uh… what just happened?" Church asked.

"I dunno, but I'm liking these guys even more!" Tucker grinned.

"Hey, what's this?" Caboose pulled up a coin, but it also had Yoshi's face on it.

"Oh! I've heard of those!" Peach said. "They're called Dragon Coins and if you collect five at a time, you get a 1-Up! …Or at least, that's what I read." She shrugged as they went forward as a few Rexes came over to them. "I got it!" She said as she ran forward, jumping over and jumping on two of them, then pulled out a golf club and swung the last Rex into a Banzai Bill, causing it to explode and take the Rex with it.

"Mama mia…" Mario smiled as a heart emerged above his head as they kept going where they came across a Charging Chuck, as it proceeded to charge forward but Yang got in the way and proceeded to punch the Charging Chuck away, causing him to get angry as he whistled, as another one showed up as they tried to charge at them, but they dodged the attacks and they proceeded to destroy them pretty quickly.

"So what were those?" Jaune asked.

"Charging Chucks." Luigi said as they walked forward… and as they kept going, Luigi couldn't help but feel something breathing down his neck. "…Um… anyone else feel a chill?" He asked.

"Noooo? I think it's just you." Sun said.

"Hmm…" Luigi mused as he turned his head… and saw a Boo. "AAAAAH!" He screamed.

"Oh, hi Booniper!" Nora waved as Booniper laughed and proceeded to hug Nora and proceeded to check out the Blood Gulch gang.

"…What the hell am I looking at…" Church said.

"Oh god, it's that ghost!" Grif exclaimed.

"A Boo!" Nora smiled.

"Gesundheit."

"No, it's actually called a Boo." Nora said.

"That's the dumbest name for a ghost!" Church exclaimed. "Next thing you'll tell me is that there's a ghost called a Greenie!" He growled. "By the way, who the HELL came up with the name 'Booniper'?"

"That'd be me." Yang said. "The team is called JNPR, so I came up with the name Booniper!" She smiled.

"God dammit, Barb…!" Simmons and Church growled, causing Yang to smirk.

Heh, I can probably get used to this and just mess with these two. She thought with a chuckle.

"It's actually a creative name!" Caboose smiled. "It sounds cute!"

"Only to you…" Church muttered as they proceeded forward as they saw some kind of gate up ahead as Mario ran over and jumped, which completed the area.

End BGM

"Alright, Yoshi's house is just up ahead!" He said as they proceeded onward, climbing up a mountain as they saw one of them having eyes, which freaked Weiss out as they went into a pool of water that Neptune just went around and kept going on until they reached the top.

"You… sure Yoshi's around here, bro?" Luigi asked. "Now that I think about it, this place seems a lot less lively than I thought… aside from the bad guys, of course."

"You sure this Yoshi thing is real…?" Church asked. "For all I know, it could be a big hoax."

"Nonsense! We've seen some pretty neat things that tried to kill us! I want to see more of it!" Sarge exclaimed.

"Hmm..." Mario looked through the horizon of the mountain. "I could've sworn this was the way…"

"For all I know, we just took the wrong path." Weiss said, tapping her foot impatiently.

"So we went all this way for nothing! Great!" Grif sighed as he leaned on a button as he, Simmons, Nora, Jaune, Luigi, and Church proceeded to sit on it… as it then pressed down and… well, they were sitting on thin air.

"…Hey, Grif…" Simmons started.

"Yeah?"

"You ever wonder that there was a seat just right below us and it just disappeared?"

"Now that you mention it… yes." Grif said, and they all fell. "OOOF!"

"I'm okay!" Nora said.

"Ow…" Luigi and Jaune groaned.

"No one… says… a thing!" Church said… and then billions of ! blocks exploded into air, going off in different directions. "OR THAT EITHER!"

"Oooh, pretty!" Caboose said.

"That's weird…" Blake said as they all wondered what just happened as Mario spotted something.

"Oh!" He exclaimed. "I see Yoshi's House from here!"

"I was wondering if we were going the wrong way…" Peach said.

"Well, let's go over there!" Pyrrha said as they proceeded to run over.

Meanwhile…

"Here it is, boys. Yoshi's Island!" Bowser said. "Now, send the Grimm in… and our men!"

"Got it!" A Shy Guy saluted.

"Kamek! Put those Yoshis in eggs and put 'em in ? blocks!"

"On it!" Kamek nodded.

"Hey, I see movement over there!" Roman pointed as Bowser took a look as he brought a telescope.

"It's those pesky plumbers! And those girls! And whoever those four are! And whoever those guys in suits are!" He growled. "Ooooh, and Peach!" He grinned.

"So, are you going to kidnap her?" Roman asked.

"Of course! I've already sent the Koopalings to already-built towers here… so I'm gonna go at it alone!" He said as he got in his Koopa Clown Car. "Kamek, come with me! We'll put all of them in eggs and have 'em suffocate… and put that Poochy dog in an egg too! MWAHAHAHA!"

"Right away!" Kamek nodded as he flew off with Bowser together while another Magikoopa was assigned to putting other Yoshis in eggs.

"He's more diabolical than I thought…" Roman mused. "And I'm loving every second of it!" He grinned as Neo nodded with a smile. "Now let's see…" He looked at the buttons on the controls. "Fire Bullet Bills, Banzai Bills… emergency Smash Ball? Huh… I wonder what that is."

He was then poked on the shoulder as he turned to see Neo pulling out a sign that said "We might wanna save that for later."

"You're probably right… who knows what this Smash Ball will do." He said as he looked through the various buttons. "I dunno about you, Neo… but I feel like we're gonna have some fun with this airship!"

Aaaaand story #2 alongside Touhou: Dream Team!

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