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Already did the disclaimer. Don't sue me =]

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Chapter 45 King Part 3

After the somewhat... peculiar breakfast, Bang and Bomb set up several board games to be played by the Fubuki members plus Charanko who completed the 10 Km sand jogging. Said group had a rough morning but their faces brightened with Fubuki giving out bottles of water for each of them.

Bang played shogi against Kamikaze. Iaian giving atomic samurai a massage on the shoulders.

Bomb faced Tsunami and Dotei in a game of Go.

Bushidrill played against Zombieman while Okamaitachi had a match with Flash.

Heck even sitch played against Metal bat. The delinquent wanted to prove he has more than brawn, Zenko fully supporting him all the way.

Genos, with rover on his side, had Lily as an opponent. Said woman had Yuki cheering for her.

Even Tatsumaki did not back down against King and Mumen rider.

What the hell? How did he get himself in this situation?! King had god-level gaming skills, but when it comes to board games...

"Checkmate." Tatsumaki smirked. During the Garou battle she admired the man's wits, not interferring with her battle and keeping the hostage safe. He even tried to use divide and conquer on the monsters. Too bad they didn't fall for it. So, she's somehow disappointed at how she easily beat the man in a game of shogi in just a few moves.

"Maaan, Senritsu no Tatsumaki-san is such a good player." Mumen rider remarked.

Or I just suck at Shogi. King sweatdropped. It would really be nice if Hana-chan cheered on him. Or Tsunami-chan... but his defeat would be a lot more humiliating.

The verdette had a smug face, "would like to have a rematch?"

"uh... I think Mumen rider would like to have a game as well..." he scratched his cheek. He didn't want to be whooped by a little brat who wears lace underwear again.

Mumen smiled, "That is so kind of you, King-san."

And so, the game between Tatsumaki and Mumen began. Bushidrill, Okamaitachi, Zombieman and Flash seemd to have been done with thier game and did not proceed with a remtach as the four of them were now watching Mumen and Tatsumaki.

King just sat there. Wondering what the hell is going on.

Soon, Sitch, Metal Bat and Zenko joined them, intently watching the match between the S class rank 2 and the c class rank 1. Muttering things like, 'good move' or 'wise counter'. Genos, Rover, Lily and Yuki also joined the fray.

Bomb, Dotei and Tsunami came over as well.

The same happened with Bang, Atomic Samurai and Iaian. King's scarred eye twitched. Soo many people.

Tsunami kept on unneccessarilly cheering Mumen-which did not sit with him very well, by the way; while the other S class rooted for Tatsumaki. King never noticed it, but even the Fubuki group also supported Mumen.

It ended with a draw with both players having only one piece at the end.

The spectators clapped their hands and affirming the two for an amazing game. Mumen blushed and thanked them, while Tatsumaki frowned when Silver Fang patted her on the head.

"Wow oneesan!" Fubuki exclaimed, "I never knew you were so good at board games!"

The older esper just smirked, "small things, imouto, small things."

"Thank you so much for participating, everyone, you can all have this time to bathe on the beach or do whatever you like. Or... you can watch the Fubuki members as they play the crab walk challenge!" Bang announced.

Well, that was sudden. "I'll go ahead and prepare the BBQ, Bomb-san." Fubuki politely notified the old man.

"Why, yes. That would be very much appreciated, Fubuki-san." The old man smiled at her.

And so, Fubuki, Okamaitachi, Tatsumaki and King went. Genos and Lily following closely behind. Genos would assist with the fire, but he'll be relaxing. Or wondering where his sensei went. That would work too. Lily will still be looking after Yuki and Rover. The other kids just disappeared and the rest stayed to watch the race. It was actually a very funny race, because the competitors would have to walk like crabs. On their speedos.

King wondered whether Bang and Bomb were really training the Fubuki group members or just pranking them. Oh well, no point in wondering. He wasn't really interested in taking photos for blackmail material as he was really never that close with the group. He also knew he wouldn't really be assisting much with the BBQ as Fubuki can just flip all the meat in a snap of her fingers.

Ah... what to do, what to do...

As soon as the coals turned to embers, Yuki asked Lily if they could go make a sand castle. Rover woofed in assent and Genos could just hung his head as Yuki grabbed him towards the beach. Even if it was Lily that he really wanted to play with.

"hey guys... can I come?" King asked. It would really be boring just smelling the smoke or playing videogames on the beach, so he decided to actually do some beach-thing. Sand castle. It's really a fun game if you're not a six-foot tall guy with claw marks on your face. Females on the beach swooned at the sight of King and Genos. The men had looks of admiration and the kids kept on petting Rover.

"Sankasle! Sankasle!" Yuki chirped.

Lily just giggled at the boy's effervescent nature. "Alright, Yuki we can make sandcastle, but we dun have shells or shovel or..."

"I'll go get some." Genos announced and left.

The girl huffed, "What is wrong with him?!"

"uh... I though he's gonna get stuff so that we can make a sandcastle or something..." King had a confused look on his face.

Lily rolled her eyes. "That's not what I mean!" she sat on the ground and watched Yuki play on the sand. "He's... I think he doesn't like me..." she sadly said.

The blonde sat as well and played sand with Yuki who beamed at him. "Uh... I dunno. Maybe you did something to tick him off?"

"what?! Eh..hehe.. of course not!"

King smelled a new ship about to sail.

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"Amai Mask (Ikemen Kamen Amai Masuku)."

"huh?" was the bald man's intelligent response.

Hana leaned close to her father and informed him that Amai mask is th A class rank 1.

"Oh I see, I remember now. You were the guy who talked with Genos when we first became heroes." The man resumed his bored face after the illuminated one, "So, are you gonna do rookie crushing on me as well?"

The blue haired man chuckled, "actually, I was also there during the fight with Garou." His features shapened, "you know, the monster you refused to slay."

"uh... so?"

"I'd like to have a word with you, if you don't mind?" he smiled at the kids.

The three seemed to have understood what's going on and notified their father that they'll be on their way back to their mom.

"Ugh! It's the same Zombiedude thing again! Some people wants to talk to SENSEI DAD SIR and take up all his time!" The chubby boy whined.

"Watch it, Rai." Hono rebuked.

"We'll leave now, o-otou-sama, We'll s-see you at l-lunch!" Hana waved goodbye as they headed to where Fubuki is. Kidding, they headed where their teammates were. The war will begin in a few hours and they have top make the final touches of their jet packs.

"So... what are we gonna talk about?"

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"uh... I thought you guys were making a sand castle?" Genos asked. A sand castle is a very very far cry from what he is seeing.

"It's your fault! You took too long!" Lily whined. She was currently covered in sand and seaweed as both King and Yuki decided to make her a mermaid.

"How is it exactly my fault?" The cyborg had a smug face, very pleased with happened to the girl. He still didn't forget that she accused him of rape after puking on him twice. "If people think that you're some kind of mix between a human and a hideous sea creature, take it up with your parents."

Yuki kicked him shin and pointed at him, "BOW TO THE MERMAID!"

"..."

King stifled a laugh.

"BOW!" Yuki kicked him again.

"Wooof!" Rover agreed.

Lily huffed, "What are you waiting for? Buttface? BOW!" she snickered.

"..."

Yuki kicked him again. "BOW!"

"By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face." Lily addressed Genos.

The teen just raised his eyeborw and snarkily remarked, "Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra."

"Hey! I knew you peeked! You pervert!"

"that's not even a funny joke, B class."

"You know what's funny? Not you, so shut up."

*sniff *sniff. "Are Shishou and Riri... *sniff... fighting?" Yuki's eyes were wet.

"ah ah! No! Genos and I aren't fighting!" Lily defended. Darn it. Miss Fubuki will be so disappointed if she can't look after this kid for a couple of hours.

"Y-yeah! Yeah! That's right, Yuki. We are not...uh... fighting!" the cyborg seconded. If his sensei finds out via Yuki that he has been mean to Fubuki's underling once again... ugh.

"Weally?" Yuki probed. He looked at his Uncle King who gestured something. The boys' eyes widened.

"Yeah!"/ "Of course!" Genos and Lily simultaneously answered.

"weh?"

"We're not fighting! We're friends!" the 'mermaid' smiled at Genos. A very plastic smile.

"Weally weally?" the little cyborg questioned.

"Of course, Yuki. Would shishou lie to you?" Genos smiled back.

"Then kiss!" the boy folded his arms.

WHAAAT!

King kept a straight face.

~Somewhere else...

"I don't really believe that ALL they did was to take snapshots." Dotei frowned. "They knew we were spying on them... somehow..."

"Well that was all my lenses could gather." Rai defended.

"I know, I know." Child emperor licked his lollipop, "They are preparing something..."

"Maybe you're overthinking this." Hono stood from their hiding place. The wars will soon begin. "Maybe they really were just taking photos. Zenko knew nothing."

"You sure you're not protecting her?"

"Dotei-kun, I understand yopur competitive nature but, two of those girls are our sisters. We'd enjoy besting them, but never in our wildest dreams will we even try hurting them. Our mechanics and primary functions were to cover each other's glaring weakness. And so, by dividing us, you also divide our potential. The four of us will have to be working together to function effectively, you know." Was Hono's lengthy explanation.

The S rank 5 sighed. "I understand."

"Let's just enjoy this as much as they are!" Rai placed his hands on each of the boys' shoulders.

"Yeah... uh, we should." Dotei smiled.

"Don't worry, we'll still assist you in whooping Tsun-tsun's butt!"

~with the girls...

"Whahaha! That moron won't know what hit him!" Tsunami cackled.

"Uh... Tsunami-neechan, we w-wont be h-hurting either Rai or H-hono-niiisan, right?" A concerned Hana asked. "I mean, it's all j-j-just fun and g-games..."

"Yeah..." Zenko seconded, dreamily remembering the night she spent with Hono. She had no choice but to eat that amazingly special loliipop in the face of the whole world, but she was able to keep it's wrap. It's going straight to her scrapbook. "nun o' dem mean harm to us, ryt?" she chuckled, "Let's make sure nun o' dem gets hurt as well."

"AW!" the girl with the two ears fro hairstyle doted on Metal Bat's younger sister. "Zenko-chan is so cute! You LIKE Hon-kun, don't you?" she waggled her eyebrows at the poor blushing girl before turning to hana and wipe her mock tears, "They grow up so fast,*sniff *sniff"

"Tsunami-neechan, don't b-be l-like that. You're e-e-mbar-r-assing Zenko-chan!" Hana chided.

The older girl just giggled again, "Okay, anyway, here's the plan." She gave a hard look at the white haired girl, "I don't care if Dotei's your boyfriend or whatever, you will not go easy on him, you got that?!"

"T-T-T-T-Tsu-N-N-N-nami-neechan!"

~back to Fubuki.

*flip *flip.

"Wow I like this sauce! Did you make it?" Okamaitachi's high pitched voice was not very kind to the espers.

"Uh... Yeah, I just used the stuff available at the Kebab area. They were selling a lot of spices there." The younger esper answered modestly.

Tatsumaki just raised her eyebrow. "are they treating you like a domestic helper or something?" she knew that Fubuki was required to stay on the hage's house as some sort of sick joke by Agoni himself, but kami help the bastard if her imouto does not get treated well in that place.

Fubuki chuckled, "Well oneesan, it's not really that hard, I have telekinesis, remember? And there are like 5 kids. The house is just... normally messy. Not a lot of trouble, really."

"Oh? You sound like you're enjoying a domesticated lifestyle..." the transvestite remarked. "Oh well, we women are really bound to do it sooner or later."

The taller esper just sweatdropped at the part 'we women'. *flip *flip. "This one seems to be cooked, can you please pass the plates, oneesan?"

The plates flew to her side as she willed the cooked meats to transfer to the plates.

"Say Senritsu no Tatsumaki, do you have any plans for lovelife... or anything like that?" the A class probed.

Said hero just grunted and turned her head. Making that faraway look.

"ohoho... someone's not so happy with their love life." Slicing shemale commented, "Oh well... I guess It's none of my business, but please tell me if I'm overstepping my bounds, I just can't help but be curious, I implore you, Fubuki-san, how's the sexlife with the baldy?"

"DIDN'T ya hear?" the verdette snapped, "They're not doing anything like that!"

"Oh? So you're saying that they're just staring at each other eveytime they go to bed?"

"Yes! If it means that that hage hentai is not screwing my imouto's brains out, then YES!" tatsumaki raised her voice.

"Oh? But I'm not asking you, Senritsu no Tatsumaki." The sword wielder slyly responded, "unless it is you who wants to have that man."

The S class hero glared. "How. Dare. You."

The A class hero shrugged. "Oh well, not that I care really. I heard that he was the one who dealt with that hero hunter, Garou. He must really be strong. Good stamina, good physique, enough power... perfect for bed."

The B class blushed. She thought of those things as well. Although she hasn't sully realized what Saitama's attributes will mean during the intercourse, but... she knew those stuff matters.

The blush did not escape Okamaitachi's eyes. "Come to think of it. I don't think that man is bad actually. I think his head is a solar panel... for a sex machine." He then bit his lip for emphasis.

If blushing means making a sound, Fubuki reddenned even louder.

"So anyway, don't take it the wrong way, Jigoku no Fubuki, if you haven't done the man yet, do him now." He paused for a moment, "Come to think of it... there was this saying I've come across one time... Anyone can be confident with a head full of hair. But a confident bald man- there's your diamond in the rough."

"NO!" the elder psychic bellowed, "Fubuki's not going to do anything of that sort!"

*flip *flip Fubuki sighed. She knew her oneesan would never approve. She'd have to put this in the list of the things she no longer gives a fuck about. She may have been stationed for a glorified babyitting, but being exposed to Saitama's household gave her balls of steel. Large balls of steel.

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A/N: thanks for reading. Please tell me what you think! In case you didn't get that, I'm begging for you to review. (I really have no idea how the game of Shogi or Go is played. So I'll just assume that it's somewhat similar to chess.)

*Okamaitachi's saying is from Larry david.

SMUTTTS (Scientific Multi-universe Transactions, Transportation and Timeline Schemes) Series: universe 5.

University A/U.

Professor Bang, in his 4 decades of teaching has never encountered a student as bratty as Saitama. He admired the boy's intellect, praised it even, but he could just not swallow his ego. Ego fed by his grades, his amazing martial arts skills and his family's wealth. The boy was an orphan, and an heir on a multi-billion company that owns chains of hotels, restaurants, resorts and malls. The boy was a walking goldmine. Too bad his heart was rotten. To the core.

The old man was just somehow happy that the only firend he had, a city scholar, Genos, was not as rich. But the blonde boy was as smart, if not smarter. And so, the bald wealthy egotistic boy found an invaluable company. The poor blonde kid was talented in every aspect. Music, painting, math, robotics, you name it. The only thing he lacks is a good bank account. He was a very nice boy as well, very polite and very well-mannered.

And then there's their other friend, King. The baseball team captain. That boy was anything but brains, his body was made up of 99% brawn, he's actually quite buff for his age and carries a kiiten he calls 'rover' everywhere.. But he was cool with the other two ad so they clicked. He was sporty as f*ck and never won 1st place. Always, always CHAMPION. His themesong is along the lines of... "We are the champions... weeee aaaare the champions... We are the champions... of the woooooorld."

And the last member of the pact, Amai. This one was filthy rich as well, but was blessed with unbeliveable good looks. The four of them are quite good lookcing, but this one is the icing of the cake. His looks ranges from immaculately handsome to divinely dazzling. The campus playboy. He changes girlfriends like he chenges his designer clothes. Every week there's a rumor of him sleeping with a certain girl who did this and that and so on.

Half of the school's population worshipped these boys. The four of them ran the student council. The karate club, the sports club, the archery club, music club, practically all the clubs in the scool. They're a little short of age to run the entire school, actually. And that's where the problem started. Fangirls swarmed wherever they went. It annoyed the four and they have developed a bad habit ignoring people or offending fangirls. Genos was the only one subtle about it.

It didn't take a year before the boys started to mess with them as well. But the four were good with martial arts. And so anyone who chanllenges them was only asking for a good beating.

Until the green haired little girl came. Senritsu no Tatsumaki. She was rumored to be a psychic and was immediately hailed as the spiritists' club president. This did not sit well with the boys and they challenged her position during baking class.

Tatsumaki huffed, "You're on, morons.". she used her powers to raiseall the available icing and dumped it on the boys' head. She snickered as she flew away.

"she does realize that this means war, right?" Amai mask wisped the icing off his face.

"Yes, Amai. She does. And it will not take long before she licks the soles of my feet." Saitama answered. "Get all the information that you can, Genos, and step on it."

"Right away."

"I'll make sure that bitch gets banned on other clubs and anything else club!" King announced.

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Bang sighed. He knew that the prank wars will not end well. In fact, the one who took the brunt of it all were Tatsumaki's sisters, Fubuki and Lily. Well Lily usually gets spared because he knew Genos pitied the sick girl, but Fubuki is always, always bullied by the boys.

The man decided to speak with Saitama, as apparently, the boy was the leader of the group. "Saitama, what do you think of Zenko-sensei's class?"

"huh?" the bald boy gave a confused look, "Why are you asking me dumb questions, old man?"

"Please, my boy. Humor me for once.

"Alright, hmm... Zenko-sensei. Well, you can't cheat in her class because no one knows the answers. And you should bring a pillow to the class so when you lose consciousness your head won't slam on your desk. And bring a pillow for your pillow because your pillow will fall asleep too. I eventually passed her class, but I had to sacrifice a chicken to the voodoo god Chango to pass it." He snickered. Of course he passed it because he was a genius.

Bang planted a palm in his fist. "okay, what about Fubuki? What do you think of her?"

"Ah, the sister of the demon-spawn Tatsumaki?"

"Yes, that one."

"... nah, I got nothing."

"What are you planning with her? I hear she's been the one to suffer from all of your pranks." The silver haired professor continued to probe.

The bald boy sighed. "I dunno old man, I won't stop messing with her until Tatsumaki falls on her knees and apologizes wearing a maid uniform." The boy jumped off his seat, "Well, what's all this for?"

Bang smiled lightly, "I was just feeling a bit... pitiful to the young girl. She's done nothing to you."

Saitama has a mischievous glint in his eyes, "Prank Tatsumaki and I'll leave Fubuki alone." Then, he jumped off the window.

The teacher sighed once more. "You heard that?"

A green haired esper emerged from the door. "Yes, and all the food in his fridge has been peppered with a shit load of wasabi."

"Tatsumaki, Fubuki is suffering from all your deeds, you have to do something about it."

~the next day.

The boys were snickering.

"Sai, what happened to your mouth?"

"Yeah, Saitama-bro, did you get allergy or something?"

The bald boy frowned. "It's that thrice damned algae hair. I know she's behind this. Eveything in the fridge has wasabi! A lot of them! Even the freakin' water!"

"We'll take it out on Fubuki then," Amai mask suggested.

"NO." A girly voice interrupted. "Stop messing with my sister you freakin' cowards!"

"Eh? Suck my dick." The bald one taunted.

"Get one first!" the brave school girl snapped.

"oooooh. Burn." King mocked and immediately shut up the moment Saitama threw him a glare.

"What do you wnat, bitch?" the bald one asked again.

The esper huffed, "Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement."

"I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than whatever you just said." Genos commented.

"Shut it blondy! You should wear a condom on your head because if you're gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one!" the girl retorted.

"I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse." Amai mask glared.

She smiled at him, "My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you."

"oh?"

A/N: I'm soooooooo sorry! My computer got busted! These have been laying around for a month! I had to go to an internet café to publish… any suggestions for the SMUTTT series? I know the latest isn't even funny.