The Legend of Zelda SYOC chapter thirteen: Ideas

What up guys. Your man Rocket Rover here after a long ass time. I wanna apologise for that. I was planning on writing this chapter a while back but I just kept pushing it off. Also I got distracted watching NBA. So I got this chapter here and I'm going to try and make it extra long to make up for taking so damn long. I hope you guys enjoy.


Ganon considered himself to be a patient person. You have to wait for the right moment to strike. If you go charging in you only get yourself killed. Right now would have been the perfect time to strike seeing as that damn hero of Hyrule was gone.

Unfortunately for Ganon, he was trapped in Hyrule castle by that damn princess and he had been trapped for the past 99 years. But every day he felt his power growing stronger while the princess' power grows weaker.

Ganon knew he wouldn't be able to break free but he did know that he had enough power to telepathically talk to the leader of the Yiga clan. Those idiots might actually prove to be useful.


The Yiga clan was in disarray. Yiga spies had reported that the shrine of resurrection had been opened but it wasn't the hero of Hyrule who came out but instead a group of young adults. The Yiga clan did not know whether to celebrate the fact that the Hero was gone or to prepare for attack in case they needed to kill the group of young adults.

The leader of the Yiga clan, Master Kohga, and his second in commands, Icas and Damphir, had retreated to the Masters private meditation room to discuss the recent events.

"Sending more spies seems like a good idea. If these people killed the hero of Hyrule then they should be rewarded but if they are allies with the hero then we can quickly off them." Suggested Icas.

Icas was a highly skilled archer and was respected by the Yiga for his amazing strategies and great leadership. He mainly used a duplex bow and a vicious sickle.

"No, let us consult the Great Calamity on this matter, he shall guide us through this and the rewards shall be great. Our blood for hero's blood" Damphir replied calmly.

Damphir was widely feared and respected in the Yiga clan. He had utter devotion to Ganon and for this Ganon had granted him extraordinary powers. Many thought he should be the Yiga clan leader but Damphir decided to be the Yiga clan priest. He held services where the Yiga clan sacrificed captured travellers, Gems, fairies and Bananas to Ganon, by burning them with enchanted black fire, which only Damphir could make. He also crowned new Yiga clan leaders and initiated new members into the Clan. Damphir used a Windcleaver but he was hardly ever involved in combat.

Master Kohga sat on the floor, cross legged and with his eyes closed. He looked like he was meditating but he was instead taking a quick nap while Icas and Damphir decided what the best course of action was.

Suddenly the room exploded into darkness and all three Yiga found themselves staring at Calamity Ganon. Icas and Damphir quickly dropped to one knee while Master Kohga bumbled around for a bit before finally joining Icas and Damphir on one knee.

"Great Calamity!" Gasped Damphir "You honor us with your presence"

"Stand up" commanded Ganon "The hero has vanished but he was replaced by 6 Young adults and a 7th one who is younger than the rest. I do not have the power to come out and stop them so I am leaving it to you to deal with them Master Kohga"

Master Kohga nodded, his ego expanding at the fact that Ganon had trusted him with such an important job.

Ganon turned his attention to Icas and Damphir. "The both of you shall travel to the realm that the young adults came from. I shall need you to spy on and recruit potential allies who would be willing to help us stop the 7 interlopers and sow some chaos"

Damphir and Icas nodded. This type of job was right up their alley.

"Great Calamity, how will we know what realm to travel too?" asked Icas, eager to start his job.

"It is the Terrano Realm"

Icas nodded in understanding.

"I expect you all to do your jobs to my satisfaction"

"Yes, Great Calamity!" All three Yiga replied with at the same time

"Who's Blood for hero's blood?"

"Our blood for hero's blood!"

"Good. Now go!"

And with that final command the darkness drained away and the three Yiga found themselves in the Masters Private meditation room again.


Jackson was already having the time of his life. He hadn't even fought anything but he was already having fun. Just being in the Zelda world did that to him. The others had filled him in on what had happened and what they were meant to do. To him it seemed like a huge undertaking but he was still excited as where the others. Although there was one problem.

"WHY WOULD YOU GIVE ME A SHORTSWORD"

"First of all, don't at me with the attitude BOY, and second of all, your like 9 years old why would I give you a real sword. Presides it's not like you can't just change it later on like Gah Damn nigga, Chill" Ico responded "Also it glows so miss me with bullshit"

"I'm 14"

"Whatever, I don't care"

"I have to agree with Ico on this, we don't even know if you know how to swing a sword" said David

"Do you guys know how to use a sword?" Jackson fired back

"No, but we all survived a fight without weapons so I say we should be pretty good" David responded calmly "Which reminds me, before we get off the great plateau we should probably learn how to use our weapons"

"Thanks for that not-so obvious input David, I'll just call up the master swordsman from down the road to teach us how to use our weapons despite the fact he doesn't exist" deadpanned Jacob sarcastically.

Zac, Ico and Jackson sniggered, while David flushed with embarrassment.

"That's not what I meant, I meant that we could go around the plateau and fight any bokoblins we find"

"That actually actually a really good idea and Alex (Amanda) could use her wolf form to track down the bokoblins so we don't waste our time running around the plateau like headless chickens" said Amarilis, who was impatiently waiting for them to get moving.

"Sounds like a plan" David agreed. Jacob, Zac, Amanda and Ico all nodding their heads in agreement,

"Wait a minute, wait a minute" interrupted Jackson, a confused look on his face "are we just going to act like she didn't just say "Amanda's wolf form"

"Oh yeah no one told you, we all have powers from our favourite Zelda game" Zac explained

"You didn't think it was important to tell me that we had superpowers"

Zac shrugged

"Oh Dios mío" Jackson muttered in spanish "You guys are idiots"

Zac shrugged again.

Jackson shook his head

Then he seemed to process something

Then he started bouncing up and down with excitement.

"So what are your superpowers?" He asked excitedly "and what are mine?"

"What's your favourite Zelda game?" asked Amanda

"The new one, breath of the wild"

"Then I don't know what your powers are but it should probably be in your sheikah slate's inventory" Amanda replied thoughtfully.

"I GET A SHEIKAH SLATE! THIS IS SO COOL" Jackson yelled happily "where is it?"

There was silence. No one had brought an extra sheikah slate for Jackson as they didn't think another person was going to be joining them.

"It's probably back up the mountain in the chamber of secrets, I mean, resurrection" Amarilis replied, annoyed and impatient, "we probably have to climb back up the bloody mountain"

"Fuck sake" Zac muttered.

"Well, we should probably set off now if we want to make use of our time here" David suggested. The group groaned but other than that there were no other objections. While everyone else climbed back up the mountain, Ico and Zac secretly stayed behind.

"Hey Zac, these niggas stupid, they forgot about the teleportation feature in the slate" Ico whispered to Zac. The two of them sniggered to themselves before teleporting all the way back into the shrine of resurrection.


Everyone else made they're way back up the mountain. While going up, Amanda and Amarilis explained all their powers to Jackson, who listened with rapt attention. He was excited beyond words, not just to use his powers, but to explore Hyrule and all its beauty, to fight evil monsters and help any that needs it, to climb the tallest mountains and walk through the mysterious forests that dotted the land, which held ancient secrets and hidden wonders, to gaze upon the lord of the mountain and ride the 3 dragons, everything you could do in the game, Jackson wanted to do, and even more.

The one thing he was not looking forward to was definitely walking, walking up a mountain was hard work never mind walking down one. Then they'd have to walk everywhere until they found horses for them all. He cringed at the thought of it. He was also not looking forward to dying but Amanda had said that if you die they would just respawn back in the shrine if resurrection. She also said she would not let that happen. Amarilis told him that the old man said that any rupees they had on them when they went back to the real world would be turned into 50 dollar bills.

"So quick question, how long are we staying here?" Jackson asked, he was supposed to stay at Ico's house for two weeks but that now depends on how long they are staying here.

"2 months but don't worry in our world it's only 2 weeks" David answered

"Huh, thanks David, 2 weeks that's a relief and highly convenient"

"I said the same shit"

"Watch your mouth Ace, you shouldn't be cursing around 9 year olds" deadpanned Jacob slyly.

"I told you I was 14, estúpido"

"Don't act like you're not a potty mouth yourself"

The group chatted the rest of the way up not once realising that Zac and Ico weren't with them until they got to the top, where they saw Ico and Zac spread out on the grass, asleep.

"How did they get up here so fast?" Amarilis asked in confusion, saying out loud the question that was in everyone's mind. Jacob walked up to Zac and kicked him awake. Jacob then proceeded to get revenge on Ico for slapping him awake back in the shrine of resurrection by body slamming him into the ground. Ico quickly woke up and tried to jump to his feet but the body slam had put him in a daze and he soon fell down to the ground again with a weak "fuck you Jacob". Jacob just shrugged.

"You guys took your sweet ass time getting up here" Zac grumbled, rubbing his side before glaring at Jacob " You didn't have to kick me ya dingus" Jacob just shrugged

"How did ya get up the mountain so fast?" David inquired

"You guys do remember that the Sheikah slate has a teleportation function right?" Zac asked back. A smug grin on Zac's face told them that he already knew that they didn't remember.

" Well why didn't you remind us Jackass?" Jacob asked, annoyed that they had wasted time walking up a bloody mountain.

"I didn't remember myself, Ico reminded me and by the time I remembered you guys we were already at the top of the mountain so I figured some exercise would be good for ye" Zac replied smugly.

"That's some bullshit, you just wanted to annoy us" Jacob said accusingly.

Zac shrugged "Maybe but it was Ico's Idea"

"Fuck Ico!"

"Fuck you too Jacob" Ico yelled from the ground.

"Guys we're wasting time arguing here let's just get Jack's sheikah slate, check out his powers and go fight some more bokoblins" Amanda said, trying to get the group back on course.

Zac and Jacob agreed to stop fighting and David lead Jackson into the shrine to get Jackson's Sheikah slate. About 6 minutes later they emerged from the shrine, Jackson holding his new sheikah slate in his hand.

Ico was the first to see Jackson so he called out to him "Hey Jack! You got your sheikah slate, what's your power?".

"I haven't seen it yet, I wanted to experience it with you guys"

Everyone sat down on the grass, eager to see Jackson's new abilities. Jackson went to his inventory and double tapped the note in his inventory.

"David explained how to use this to me in the shrine" Jackson informed before clearing his throat and reading the note "Seeing as the newest Zelda 'game' is your favourite you have the power of the Wild. This means you have Mipha's Grace, Urbosa's Fury, Daruk's Protection and Revali's Gale. To use Mipha's Grace all you have to do is say or yell Mipha's Grace. To use Urbosa's Fury all you have to do is say or yell Urbosa's Fury. It is the same with the others, just say or yell the name. Be Careful when using them though as they will take a lot of energy out of you"

There was silence for a few moments before Jackson yelled "That is so cool, I can't wait to use those powers, Man this is so cool, thank you for bringing me into this Ico, Muchas gracias"

"No need to thank me, I'm know I'm great"

The group collectively rolled their eyes but it was all in good spirit. Jackson's excitement seemed to rub off on everyone else and they all couldn't wait to use their abilities again.

"Y'all realise we have to walk down the mountain again right? And seeing how there is no point we can teleport down there we have to walk down again" Jacob said, reminding the group that they would have to walk down again. The group collectively groaned.

"Hey Amanda can I ride your wolf form down again?"

"Fuck off Ico! Walk yourself this time"


Back on Earth

Norman Joker walked down the street. Behind him walked Damphir and Icas.


Well that was fun to write. I hope guys enjoyed this and this time I won't leave for like 6 months again, I promise. As always THANK YOU GUYS so much for reading this chapter. Reviews, Favourites and Follows will be much obliged. My name is Rocket Rover and HOW DO EVERYBODY.

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