A/N: Here are a few things I'd like to say before you read this.

First, this is an AU, so some things aren't going to go with canon lore. The students are all still demigods but Chiron is just a mortal teacher who got the unfortunate job of teaching the little devils.

Second, a big thank you to Hugs6! Check out the fanfic they made "Why preschool teachers go insane". It's where I drew inspiration for this fanfic. Also check out the "Hamiltots" fanfic by Batmam. I also got some ideas from there.

Third, I obviously do not own Percy Jackson and the Olympians and the Heroes of Olympus series. Unfortunately.

Chiron was watching the morning news and sipping his coffee. He thought about all of the things that could go wrong that day.

What if they cause a fire?

What if they flood the classroom?

What if they flood the classroom with fire?

He shaked the thoughts out of his head. They were kindergarteners. How bad could they be? Then again, the school board did warn him that this was no ordinary school. Something about kids with powers. Who cares? He needed money, and the pay was amazing.

"Mr. Chiron, we need you to be 100% sure that you are willing to accept this job. These are no ordinary kids. They'll cause a lot more trouble than you might think. We've had five teachers who have managed class HB quit in the past two weeks." The principal wanted to confirm with this new teacher. He has had enough lawsuits from the previous ones.

Chiron gave a warm smile. "I'm sure it will be fine, sir. I'm great with kids. I have a lot of patience. I'm sure I'll be able to handle them."

The principal still did not look convinced. "You don't understand. These are kids with powers. They're—"

Chiron cut him off with a small laugh. Powers? Frankly, he just thought that this guy was trying to scare him away.

"With all due respect sir, but you might be over exaggerating these kids. I'm taking this job." He finalized.

The Principal sighed, then nodded. "Alright, alright." He took out a piece of paper which looked to be a contract, and a pen. "Please sign here, here, and here." The head of the school made sure to include The school is not liable for any mental damage and/or mental trauma caused by the students in the contract after that last fiasco.

Chiron signed the papers without a second look. He handed them to the principal. "Pleasure doing business, sir. I must be going." He shook the man's hand and wheeled himself out of the office.

Chiron finished his coffee and turned the television off. He was ready for anything this class would potentially throw at him. He had his lesson planner full of discussions for the whole year. He had managed middle and high school before. He could definitely handle kindergarten.

He wheeled himself out of his house. The school was only five minutes away so he decided to use the sidewalk.

He got inside and stopped by the door of class HB. He took a deep breath and went inside.

He was stopped at the doorway by a little blonde girl with grey eyes. She was smiling at the teacher.

"Good morning sir. I am Annabeth Chase. It is a pleasure meeting you. I look forward to spending the year learning and listening attentively to your teachings. I do apologize about my unruly classmates though. Please, come in."

Chiron could not believe it. This little girl was more advanced in grammar than some middle school students he taught. He smiled at her and wheeled inside, Annabeth to the left of his wheelchair. He was beginning to think that this was going to be easy.

This isn't so bad. The first student who greeted me was good enough. Maybe I'll blitz through my lessons, collect my paychecks and finish the year with these kids. He thought to himself.

Easier said than done.

The classroom was nice enough. The floor and ceiling were covered by purple carpet and the walls were painted bright orange. The walls were covered by a few cutouts of animals. On the right wall was a cupboard for snacks and a toy chest. The left wall had a bulletin board to post the works of the students, Chiron presumed. At the back were a bookshelf and an aquarium with two goldfish in it and a sink. The classroom was a nice sight, if you took away the kids terrorizing it.

There were screams everywhere. The classroom was as loud as Manhattan on a busy afternoon.

Annabeth was still standing by his side. Chiron scanned the room.

A boy with raven black hair was sticking his head into the aquarium, gurgling into the water like he was trying to talk to the fish.

A small girl with long and curly hair was shrieking in delight while being chased by a tiny potbellied pig around the classroom. Who let that in here?

A boy with curly brown hair was furiously patting down his pencil and notepad, which seemed to have caught fire. On Chiron's first day.

Two other boys with curly brown hair, presumably twins, were sneakily trying to steal from two other girls, one with thick black eyeliner and the other with choppy brown hair. It was an effortless endeavor for the twins, as the girls were busy staring dreamily at a boy with blonde hair and blue eyes drawing quietly on his notebook.

One boy with ginger hair and pale skin was shaking in fear from the angry girl with brown hair yelling angrily at him, presumably trying to force him into giving her his food.

One boy in all black had his head in his lap in the far left corner of the classroom, rocking back and forth. A tanned blonde boy was poking him with the eraser end of a pencil, looking bored.

Only one student was trying to get some order in the classroom. A little girl wearing purple with long black hair in a braid was yelling at the top of her lungs at the others in the classroom. She was standing on the teacher's table.

Chiron looked back and forth between all the commotion, and groaned.

This is going to be a long year.

A/N: So that was the first chapter!

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~Your boi CeeIchor