"The Three Nuts"

Kenshin, Hideyoshi, and Haru needed money to fix up their van. Luckily for them, there was a wrestling tournament taking place. Unfortunately, it was a tag-team tournament. Haru was capable of wrestling, which left either Hideyoshi or Kenshin to be his partner.

So, the two best friends did the only thing to decide who would be Haru's tag-team partner.

"Rock, Paper Scissors!" Hideyoshi and Kenshin threw their hands forward.

"Scissors cuts paper!" Kenshin grinned.

"Dammit..." Hideyoshi grumbled.

"Relax, buddy. Haru'll do all the wrestling anyway. I guarantee you won't even have to tag in," Kenshin reassured him.

Hideyoshi gulped. Knowing their luck, Hideyoshi might get killed. He should prepare a will just in case.

Haru and Hideyoshi entered the wrestling tournament. Haru wore a pair of black trunks while Hideyoshi wore his gym clothes. He did not look like a wrestler, but he still stood at his corner of the ring to watch as Haru decimated the opposition.

Kenshin sat with the audience, eating nachos.

Hideyoshi glared at his best friend, swearing under his breath as his friend comfortably ate nachos.

"If I die, I'm haunting you."

Hideyoshi knew Haru was strong, but there was a chance he would have to tag in. He was not much of a wrestler.

Punisher Pete was a large and muscular man with a bald head and a beard. He had tattoos all over his body. He also wore trunks that did not hide his legs. In fact, he proudly displayed all of his muscles.

He was also 8 feet tall and 280 pounds of pure mean. He demonstrated how tough he was by biting a steel bar in half.

Hideyoshi almost peed himself at the sight of Punisher Pete.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"

Punisher Pete chased Hideyoshi who screamed as he ran around the ring.

"You're doing great, buddy! Keep doing that! You'll eventually tire him out!" Kenshin encouraged.

"I'm going to kill you, Kenshin! Aaaahhhhhhhhh!" Hideyoshi shouted.

Hideyoshi screamed like a little girl as Punisher Pete chased him around the ring. He managed to grab hold of the poor bespectacled boy.

"You're going to fly in style, boy," Punisher Pete grinned before he tossed Hideyoshi out of the ring.

Hideyoshi landed on top of Kenshin, causing his nachos to go flying. They landed all over the place.

"Kenshin..."

"Motherfucker ruined my nachos," Kenshin growled as he stood up and put Hideyoshi in his seat. "Excuse me."

Kenshin climbed into the ring, ignoring the referee, and confronted Pete.

"What do you want?" Pete asked, trying to intimidate Kenshin.

"You made me drop my nachos," Kenshin said in an even tone.

"Yeah?"

"Nobody makes me drop my nachos."

Kenshin's leg flew up and hit Pete right in the balls. The muscular man let out a high-pitch squeal as he grasped his gonads in pain. Kenshin then grabbed him by the nose and pinched, pulling him around the ring as he continued squealing.

"Argh! Lemme go! Let go of my nose!"

"Squeal, piggy! Squeal!"

The audience loved it and laughed. They thought it was part of the show.

Haru blinked, barely believing what he was seeing.

Then Kenshin climbed onto Pete's back and started biting his ear.

"GET HIM OFF! GET THIS PSYCHO OFF! I GIVE UP! I FORFEIT! YOU WIN! YOU WIN!"