A/N: I'm drunk again, and not really as to what you were expecting, I did edit the summary to say that OOCness
The Next Day
Aqua could only freeze as she tried to contemplate what was her predicament now.
Megumin and Lalatina were at the door, staring at what was in front of them.
On the bed, was a completely naked Aqua (to their point of view), right next to an equally naked Kazuma (once again, naked in their point of view.)
Aqua was absolutely frozen to her spot, sitting on top of Kazuma, her arms pinning down the sleeping adventurer, who was also top naked.
She tried to recall what the fuck happened last night, she could only recall Kazuma stripping her of her...clothes.
Her mind immediately went into panic/crumble into a fetus position mode, her body collapsing next to the sleeping adventurer; the other two just stood by the doorway, dumbfounded.
JUST WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED LAST NIGHT!?
Author is drunk, so will give you a half-assed short story about what really happened the night befor;, no, only you guys will know about this.
The Night Before
"Kazuma...I...love you." The Drunk Aqua said, proceeding to crawl her body closer to the sleeping adventurer.
One, she was wet, Second, she was horny, obvious by the first, Third, she had a sleeping adventurer next to her.
So of course she'll strip herself naked and crawl on top of Kazuma, then proceed to take off Kazuma's clothes.
If Kazuma was awake by this time, he'd see the drunk lidded eyes of Aqua, with her irises turning into hentai-grade hearts; which was awfully terrifying.
Before she could take off Kazuma's pants, her drunk mind reached her body and passed out, naked, on top of the sleeping adventurer.
Present
Lalatina and Megumin silently carried the still naked Aqua out of her room, making sure that Kazuma wouldn't wake up.
It was really out-of-character for Aqua to not give the sleeping Kazuma a God Blow (which Mitsurugi could confirm, hurts, a lot), not to mention Megumin having the strength to lift Aqua's body.
Inside Aqua's mind was even more out of character, questions passed through her head.
"What did Kazuma do to me? Did I really have sex with him? What did he do to me last night? Did he give this fanfic a 'mindbreak' tag?" and etc.
Even after wearing clothes on, she still wondered what happened last night, not even considering to look up and read the 5 paragraph interlude I just wrote.
Speaking of which, where was her underwear?
-Supposed to be a Line Break-
Aqua kept her eyes on Kazuma as they ate in the guild hall.
Kazuma, could feel her gaze.
"Oi, Aqua, you've been staring at me for the past...2 paragraphs, what's gotten into you?" Kazuma asked, concerned for his reputation.
"Ah..it's nothing." Aqua excused herself, proceeding to eat her fried toad meat.
"Hm. Kazuma, what were you doing to me last night?"
Kazuma was unable to finish his drink as he nearly drowned himself with the drink he was drinking, Megumin froze mid chew, Darkness just shifted her gaze between Kazuma and Aqua, a look kf confusion on her face.
"I remember you stripping me of my underwear..., after that nothing." Aqua continued, becoming the most OOC Character I've written.
"I did nothing."
THE END
A/N: I ran out of imagination, since I wrote the remaining half sober, so if you guys want to create your own ending, you have my permission (just post them in the Konosuba side.)
This is the Useless Goddess, signing off.