Dib Chan Adventures
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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Invader Zim groaned. "Wha- what has happened? Why is Zim...dizzy...why dose my body hurt?...WHY IS ZIM SHACKLED!?" Screamed Zim to himself.
Frantically, Zim tried to focus and remember what happened... Okay...Me and Gir were entering Earth's atmosphere...we were looking for an ideal place to for my H.Q...Gir was annoying me with his doom song...and also a cake with eyes? I guess...then my ship got shot down...a bee flew into the cockpit...a pony flew by...wait...MY SHIP GOT SHOT DOWN!?
It was at that moment that someone entered the room. Zim snarled at him. "RELEASE ZIM AT ONCE YOU FILTHY APE! MY WRATH WILL BURY YOU! YOU WILL COWER BEFORE ZIM!"
The human just shook her head. "Your in no position to make threats. We've confiscated all your Tech, disabled your robot, and the only reason your not dead without your backpack is because we've got you hooked up to life-support...which we can shutdown at any time." She said that last part tauntingly.
Zim gasped! His PAK! It WAS gone! He snarled enraged. "RETURN MY PAK! RETURN IT SO I MAY KILL YOU!"
The human frowned. "Riiiiight...I'm not going to do that. Any chance we could skip A LOT of drama and you could just tell me why your here?
"HA! DO YOU THINK ME A FOOL!? THE TALLEST HAVE TRUSTED ME- ME! THE ALMIGHTY ZIM WITH THE TASK OF INFILTRATING YOUR PATHETIC PLANET, LEARN IT'S WEAKNESSES, AND SABOTAGE/CONQUER IT IN PREPARATION OF ANNEXING IT TO THE MIGHTY IRKIN EMPIRE! SO TORTURE ME ALL YOU WANT! I'LL NEVER TALK!"
The human just stared at him in disbelief. "Uh...but you just told me your plan." She pointed out confused.
Zim simply stares at her for a second- "YOU LIE!" He demands.
The woman rolled her eyes. "Whatever...I think were done here." She stated as she walked out of the room-
"YES! FLEE COWARD! FLEE WHILE YOU CAN! I HAVE YOU IN MY TRAP! LET ME LIVE AND I'LL DESTROY YOU! KILL ME AND MY BENEVOLENT TALLEST'S WILL RIP YOU APART IN BRUTAL VENGEANCE! YES, THEY WILL AVENGE THEIR FAVORITE INVADER!"
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"We'll give you a billion Schmeckles, 50 of our best hyper-space death cruisers, and immunity of annexation if you keep Zim away from us FOREVER." Bargained Tallest Red on the monitor.
"Deal." Stated Captain Black with a smirk.
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Jade Membraine Chan sighed as she clocked out of section 13 and went home. She checked her phone, and sure enough their were several more complaints from the Catholic Reform school she'd sent Gaz to...
"Huh, only three complaints for the whole day? Either Mr's Bitters was out sick or Maybe Gaz is improving..."
"Hey mom! How was work today?" Asked Dib excitedly. Jade smiled. "A nightmare, we caught an alien...I swear, I've been on planets that were the same size as his ego."
And so Mother and son happily talked about happy things...
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Uncle frowned as he adjusted his wheelchair to get a better look through his telescope...old he maybe...but he recognized bad omens in the stars...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
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