One day, Dustin and Flat-Top were sitting by the track for some reason. I don't know why. Who really cares? This is hardly even a real fanfiction, anyway. They were there, just because, and no one else was there, because that would have been awkward. You see, Dustin and Flat-Top are a couple, in this fic. Deal with it.

Dustin asked, "Flat-Top, will you love me until I die?"

"No," Flat-Top said bluntly, like a brick. Bricks are blunt.

Dustin cried.

Flat-Top said, "I'll love you until I die, because I'm going to outlive you, I assure you."

And they lived gayly ever after.