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I've seen plenty of these around so I decided, what the heck why not give them a shot.

All character of One Piece don't belong to me.

The characters Wizard, aka Wiz, Boomstick, and Jocelyn the intern, their images, and everything that revolves around them are all owned by Screwattack. Hope that you all enjoy.

Chapter 1: The mysterious man, the mysterious box, and some much-needed entertainment.

Luffy looked out at the sea from his usual spot on head of the Sunny. It had been a very long week for the crew. They had just recently gotten out of a huge scrap on an island called Thriller Bark with one of the seven warlords.

The crew had nearly been killed, but on a positive note they managed to get off the island with a new comrade, a comedic skeleton named Brook.

Luffy's attention was brought out as he looked up by a strange sound. He looked up and saw a light in the sky, and I know what some of you are thinking, no it is not the sun. Luffy was stupid, but even he wasn't that stupid. He watched it for a moment and saw something fall out and splash into the water.

"Uh, Nami," Luffy said, getting the attention of the crew's bombshell of a navigator.

"Yeah, Luffy?" the orange haired woman asked, with a raised eyebrow as she looked up from her sun bathing.

"Is it normal glowing things to form in the sky, and for things to fall out of them?" he asked.

Nami looked at Luffy with a surprised expression.

"No, it isn't," she asked, sounding unsure and wondering if her dimwitted captain had spent too much time in the sun, "Why do ask?"

Luffy didn't answer. Instead he drew his arm back and threw out his hand, his arm stretching to an insane degree. Nami immediately got a good distance from her captain, not wanting to get hit by whatever he had grabbed.

Luffy then pulled back on his arm. The thing the rubbery captain had grabbed went flying past him and smashed through a few walls of the ship, prompting cries of outrage from the various members of the crew, and finally a loud crash.

"Luffy what did you do this time?!" the resident swordsman, Zoro yelled.

A few minutes later…

Chopper, the ship's resident doctor sat down as he examined the person who Luffy had pulled from the sea. The man was about as tall as Luffy, and looked to be about a year or two older. He was well muscled, indicating he had fought and trained a bit. When Chopper checked his eyes, he found that one of them seemed to be artificial, as he could tell that was a strange shape to the pupil, like the lens of a camera. The man was currently shirtless as he had to remove at least two bullets from the back of his shoulder, and were now wrapped in gauze and bandages. His hair was a gunmetal grey, and his skin was pale.

Speaking of the bullets, Chopper picked up the petri dish that had the bullets in them, now cleaned of blood. They were strangely shaped. As opposed to the round bullets normally used, they were cylinder shaped with a domed cap. After a closer look, he found striations on them that didn't match. He had sent them to Franky to have the shipwright look at them, and Usopp was right there beside him.

There was something else. The mystery man had a strange box with him. It was small with a large glowing white orb on it. Usopp and Franky took that as well.

Chopper then glanced over to the left to see a very advanced looking belt. It was mostly metal with a round buckle in the middle.

Chopper couldn't help but wonder just who this guy was…and if he really did just fall out of the sky.

Seeing his patient was okay, Chopper left the medical room. He quickly went down the kitchen to find everyone, sans Franky and Usopp, who were down in the workshop with the strange device and the bullets, were waiting.

"So, who is the mystery guy?" Luffy asked.

"Yeah, just who did our captain bring onto our ship now?" Sanji asked, taking a drag on his cigarette.

"I can't tell," he said, "he didn't have any ID on him. Thankfully, his wounds were minimal, only two bullet wounds. They looked strange, so I sent them to Franky and Usopp to have a look at them. There's also that strange box."

Luffy immediately perked up and asked, "Do you think it was a mystery treasure?"

Robin said, "I don't think so. It looked far more advanced than anything we've seen before, not even Franky or Kuma seemed to be as advanced.

Zoro sighed and said, "The guy took two bullets, so he must be tough, and strong if his build is anything to go by. Think he might be a marine?"

Brooke shuddered and said, "The thought of a marine being on our ship makes my spine tingle. Of course, it doesn't take much to do that. YOHOHOHOHOHO!"

As Luffy laughed, an intercom went off and the voice of Franky said, "Hey guys, come on down to the workshop, you got to see this."

The rest of the crew noted this and immediately got up.

In the workshop…

They group arrived to see Franky messing around with flintlock pistol. There were two of them on the table with a regular round bullet and another of the strangely shaped ones. On the opposite wall were two targets.

"Hey, Chopper earlier you asked me about those weird bullets, well I found out why they were made like that," Franky said as he finished messing with one, "You mind doing the honors Mister Sniper?"

Usopp nodded and said, "With pleasure."

Usopp walked over to a gun and picked it up. He dropped a small amount of gunpowder in the muzzle and then the round bullet. He took aim at the target and then fired. To everyone's surprise the bullet hit a little bit off center.

"So Usopp can fire a gun," Nami said not really impressed, "What's the big deal?"

The needle nosed then picked up the pistol Franky was messing with. He fired and this time, the bullet hit dead center.

Seeing the confused looks, Franky explained, "After examining the bullets, I found that the striations on them, came from grooves from the inside of a gun barrel. That combined with the design makes the gun far more accurate."

Zoro scratched his head and said, "That probably explains why navy soldiers are such bad shots."

Usopp nodded and said, "Yeah. With that in mind, I don't think the guy Luffy pulled out of the drink is with them. If they had bullets like this a lot of us would probably be hurt more."

Nami and Chopper shuddered about that. Unlike Sanji, Zoro, and Luffy they were unable to block bullets or take that amount of pain.

"So, what about that weird box?" Sanji asked.

Luffy now walked over to the box and was examining wit with childlike wonder.

"We haven't been able to figure that out yet," Franky said, "The thing is far more advanced than what I've got. It could probably put that Kuma guy's upgrades to shame. Until we really know what we're dealing with we shouldn't touch it."

At that exact moment, Luffy touched the device. The box emitted a whine, attracting everyone's attention.

"Luffy!"

Suddenly, a holographic screen appeared above the box. It showed multiple logos including a bat symbol, a green and white lantern, two W's stacked on top of each other. There was also a skull and cross bones, a weird symbol that resembled a winged creature with a tail, and the picture of a bird with red eyes in flight right in front of the moon. One that looked interesting to Luffy was a metal DB with a splash of blood on it.

Before anyone could stop him, he pressed on the symbol. It flashed before it changed. This time it displayed options, displaying seasons 1-4, with the options to play all, or to pick an episode.

"Luffy, stop," Usopp yelled as he tried to grab Luffy.

Unfortunately, he missed and hit play all by season on.

The holographic pad screen vanished and then the box began to project something on the opposite wall. The crew watched with looks of surprised and wonder.

(Cue Invader by Jim Johnston)

"Oh, what interesting music," Brooke said as he heard this new sound

The screen showed the image of two sliding metal doors. On the doors were the words, "Death Battle" written in black with a red outline. The doors opened, splitting the words death and battle, to reveal a room lit up by a large amount of lights. There was a large screen with the Death Battle message on the back, that was spinning around, with two people standing in front of it.

The first man was bout average height and kind of skinny with pail skin and light silver hair. He wore a light blue shirt, underneath a lab coat that had the sleeves torn off, revealing his arms with long pants, and shoes. His left arm was completely robotic consisting of a silver-colored metal, with black lining on the shoulder, and red lining on the forearm with. The right arm was mechanical as well, only it seemed different as it was made of all back metal. His eyes were covered by a pair of bright green glasses.

"Cool!" Usopp, Chopper, and Luffy all said upon seeing the unknown man's metal parts.

"Oh, come on!" Franky yelled, "Is everyone ripping off my super cyborg shtick!? First, Kuma and now this guy?! What's next the navy has an army of cyborgs just waiting to be unleashed!?"

Usopp patted the kind-hearted cyborg on the back to comfort the man for having his originality stolen.

"Well, look at the bright side," Usopp said, "None of them have the courage to wear a speedo in public."

Franky wiped his metal nose and said, "Yeah you're right!"

Franky then performed his signature pose and yelled, "They don't have to guts to be…super freaky!"

Luffy turned and yelled, "Shut up! I'm trying to watch!"

The second man was a few inches taller than his counterpart and had a good amount of muscles. His skin was a bit more tanned than the other. He had brown hair under a red hat, and brown mustache. He wore a white wife beater with a red flannel shirt that was open and with the sleeves torn off, revealing a tattoo on his left arm, that consisted off a hear with two shotguns crossed in front of it, all tied in a white ribbon that had the word "Momma" written on it, as well as his hairy forearms. His lower half was covered by a pair of frayed blue jeans, held in place by a brown leather belt. A real eye catcher though was that the right pant leg was in tatters, revealing that he had a double barrel shotgun as a prosthetic, just below the knee.

"Well there's something you don't see every day," Nami said, referring to the second man's shotgun leg.

"Not really," Zoro said, getting looks from the others, and upon seeing them explained, "Back when I was a bounty hunter, I met this guy who had a blunderbuss replacing his arm."

This brought looks of surprise to the group and many wondered just what the man was thinking as those weren't exactly the most reliable types of fire arms.

"Hello to you, all," the silver haired man said, "my name is Wizard, friends call me Wiz, technology expert, scientist, inventor, and…probably somewhat mad."

"I hope he's not like Dr. Hogback," Chopper thought, his thoughts going back to the mad doctor who worked alongside Gecko Moriah.

The second man jerked his thumb to himself and said, "And I'm Boomstick…just Boomstick, and I'm a lover of life's three B's: Booze, Boobs, and things that go Boom! Heads up ladies, I'm single."

Nami and Robin both looked uninterested as this was said.

Wiz said, "And we welcome you to our show. Now you may be wondering what we are doing here, well I'll tell you. Since man has told stories, many have wondered a very big question. Who would win in a fight."

Boomstick laughed and said, "Yep. Who could kick whose ass? How would they win? And how awesome would it be to see these two people, or more, go head to head in an all-out fight to the death!? Well, you don't have to worry about wonder anyone because we are going to answer that question."

"They're pitting people together to fight to the death?!" Nami yelled, "That's barbaric!"

Zoro could agree with Nami, though he didn't voice it. He had seen a few underground all-out bare-knuckle brawls in the past as a bounty hunter. He saw how people came out of those fights and it was not pretty, even those who won were essentially brainwashed and turned into mindless fighting machines.

Wiz said, "Easy there, Boomstick. Now, for those of you who are concerned, no one will be harmed in these fights. Using research methods, most of which done by our intern Jocelyn, and with scientific methods done by me, we will examine feats of strength, skill, speed, and other factors to determine who is stronger and faster."

Boomstick said, "Yeah, we'll also be showing off a crapton of awesome weaponry to determine who has the better weapons."

Wiz looked at his cohost and said, "Well, yeah. All of this will be brought together into a battle simulation, indicating who would defeat who."

"What?" Luffy asked, sounding confused.

Robin quickly explained, "They're taking what they know about two different people, and them putting together a fake fight."

"Oh," Luffy said, understanding.

The crew was surprised as they were surprised that she could dumb things down for their simple-minded captain.

"Now for this show, we will be following a set of rules," Wiz said.

"Really?" Boomstick asked, sounding annoyed.

"Oh, come on, rules are boring," Luffy said, crossing his arms with a huff.

"Now, Luffy," Robin said, "they may have good reasons for them."

"Really," Wizard said, "Now, as this show is called Death Battle, of course, this means that someone is going to die at the end, but like I said, nobody actually gets hurt. Also, these battles are strictly one-on-one, no interference from outside sources or allies."

"So, nobody can interfere, huh?" Zoro said with a smirk, "sounds like my kind of fight."

Sanji took a drag on his cigarette and said, "Yeah, it would sound good to you moss head."

Before the two could get in one of the usual argument, Nami grabbed both of their ears and pulled, effectively stopping them.

"Just how it should be," Boomstick said with a smile, "Now sit back and relax everyone as we take the biggest bad asses from fiction to answer one of the greatest questions in the world."

The camera then zoomed in on Wiz's face as he asked, "Who would win, a death battle?"

The doors closed, revealing the logo.

"Cool," Luffy said, "let's watch, let's watch, let's watch!"

Luffy grabbed a nearby bench and sat down on it, staring at the projection with wide eyes. Everyone knew that once their captain set his mind about something, then he isn't going to be swayed form it no matter what they did, so they proceeded to just get their own seats, some improvised, and sat down to watch.

"Wait, the guy said fiction," Franky said, "Does that mean that none of the guys fighting are real?"

"It would seem so," Robin said, "Well, at least long nose might be able to come up with some good stories after seeing this."

The long-nosed sniper didn't say anything.

"Bounty hunting," Boomstick said, "in my opinion, one of the most fun and respected careers of all time."

Wiz looked at his cohost and said, "Given how notorious some of them are, I wouldn't say that they are respected, but those who succeed in this lifestyle are definitely some of the toughest around."

Zoro smirked as he remembered his time as a bounty hunter. Almost anyone who saw him coming their way ran. Those who didn't were either stupid, overconfident in their own skills…or just plain dumb.

Wiz took out a remote and hit a button and the screen in the back displayed an image.

It was of an armored figure, he wore mostly grey clothes, over his upper arms, legs, and light green gloves. He had yellow knee pads and shoulder guards with dark brown, or dark red, gauntlets on his hands. Around his neck was a green ape that hung over his shoulder. On his back was an advanced-looking backpack with a missile on it. his head was covered by a large green helmet with a dark brown area on the front, with a black T-shaped visor, and a small piece sticking up from the side.

Wiz then said, "One of these includes, Boba Fett, a man regarded as the deadliest bounty hunter in the galaxy."

"Wait, galaxy?" Nami asked, "What does that mean?"

Robin rubbed her chin and said, "There is a theory through some scientific circles that there are other planets far off in space, and in fact, those planets are what make up the stars. My guess is that this, Boba Fett somehow works on other planets,"

"Cool," the childish trio mumbled.

Wiz hit another button the remote displaying a new character. This one seemed male, wearing predominately orange armor, with red around the chest, with spots of green on his armor, a darker orange helmet with a dark green T-shaped visor. What really got one's attention was the long green cannon that took up this right arm, replacing the forearm.

Boomstick said, "Another such bounty hunter is Samus Aran, a bounty hunter so awesome, even planets can't withstand her battles."

"That's a girl!?" Usopp yelled.

Sanji suddenly started crying as he said, "Why, why must his fair maiden cover up her feminine beauty?"

Zoro scoffed and said, "Drop the waterworks you bloody nosed cook, she probably has her reasons."

"He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick," Boomstick said, reintroducing himself and his cohost.

Wiz smiled and said, "And it's our job to analyze their weapons armor and skills to find out who would win a death battle."

"Are they going to say that every time?" Sanji asked, with a raised curly eyebrow behind his blond bangs.

"Most likely," Robin said, "This is a show."

Wiz motioned towards the screen and said, "Our first contestant today comes from the Universe known as Star Wars. The deadliest bounty hunter in the galaxy, Boba Fett."

"That's a funny name," Luffy said.

Boomstick nodded and said, "Yep, Boba was born for the bounty hunters life. Why you ask? Because he was cloned from the greatest bounty hunter in the galaxy, Jango Fett."

They showed an image of a man in silver and blue armor that resembled Boba's, looking newer, sleeker, and less dented.

"Cloned?" Luffy asked, confused by the term.

Chopper looked shocked as he said, "I've read about this in some circles. They say that the DNA of each person is unique. It is said that in a special process, the DNA could be formed to create an exact copy of a person."

"You mean, someone could actually create an exact copy of someone else?" Zoro asked, getting the gist of what cloning was.

The small reindeer nodded and said, "Yes, but the man who wrote that book was believed to be insane. However, with the looks of this, it would take extremely advanced technology to be able to do something like this."

As they group turned back to the screen, no one noticed that Sanji seemed a little freaked out. He had some flashbacks to the labs he had seen back in Germa before he fled to east blue. He really hoped that his family would be unable to finish anything like this.

Wizard said, "At the time, the galactic republic was in a middle of a massive civil war with a group of separatists. Jango was hired to assassinate senator Amidala, a high-ranking official. Knowing the dangers of this mission, and wanting to continue his bloodline, he asked for an unaltered clone of himself. He raised this clone as his son and named him, Boba."

Boomstick said, "Yeah, he did that instead of doing it the fun way…if you know what I mean."

Everyone rolled their eyes at the man's words. Luffy and Chopper, however, looked confused.

"Oh great, another pervert," Nami mumbled to herself.

Robin then whispered, "At least he doesn't do that love tornado thing."

Wizard rolled his eyes behind his glasses as Boomstick chuckled. The gun lover then said, "It was also conveniently timed as a little while later he got caught up in an epic battle and got a little "ahead" of himself."

They showed the clip from the battle of Geonosis where Mace Windu cut off Jango's head, and then a young Boba holding up his father's decapitated head.

"Hey, that's not funny!" Usopp yelled, angry that Boomstick was making light of the fact that a kid, most likely witnessed his father's death.

The Straw-Hat sniper was not happy about that. He may not have known his father personally, but he was very proud of his old man, and it Boomstick's remark really pissed him off.

Chopper, Nami, Franky, and Robin, though she didn't show it, were pretty upset with the remark as they all remembered the various parental figures that they had seen killed before them.

Sanji didn't know much about his own father, Judge, but Robin and Nami were upset, so he was upset too.

Zoro didn't show anything as he didn't know much about his old man, same with Luffy.

Brook didn't seem to show any reaction to that.

Wiz seemed to glare at Boomstick for a moment and said, "After witnessing his father's decapitation, Boba swore revenge and began training in the ways of the Bounty Hunter. And boy did he."

Background

-Age: 35

Height: 6'0'' or 1.83 m

Weight: 172 lbs. or78.2 kg

Occupation: Mandalorian Bounty Hunter

Ship: Slave 1

Planet of origin: Kamino

Cloned son of Jango Fett

Widower of Sintas Vel

Father of Ailyn Vel

Can be awesome, but really tends to mess up.

Wiz continued, "Fett trained for several years, becoming incredibly gifted in the ways of bounty hunting. He became so skilled that when plans for the death star, a weapon powerful enough to destroy planets, was stolen, he was one of those chose by Darth Vader himself to find it."

Wizard showed them the clip of the Vader giving out orders to the various bounty hunters.

Franky was in the middle of drinking one of the many bottles of cola he had around the workshop when he heard about eh death star. The cyborg immediately did a spit take.

"Destroy planets?!" the cyborg yelled in horror, "Even pluton doesn't raise a candle to that!"

"Pluton?"

Franky turned towards the group and realized that they didn't know.

Franky sighed and cursed his big mouth before saying, "Remember when I said that those CP9 guys took my mentor Tom, because he built Gol D. Roger's ship?"

After seeing them nod, he continued, "Well, that wasn't entirely true. The real reason Spandam took him was so he could get the blueprints to Pluton, an ancient weapon capable of unleashing a lot of power, even more dangerous than that damned Buster Call."

Everyone was shocked at that, even Luffy was shocked as he had seen the Buster Call and knew what it did to Robin's home. The thought of a weapon that powerful scared them. What scared them even more was the thought of it being in the hands of someone as power mad and mentally unstable as Spandam.

Upon seeing their panicked looks, he added, "Thankfully, I burned the blueprints back at Eneis Lobby."

Everyone let out sighs of relief before they turned back to the show.

Boomstick nodded and said, "Yeah, and he wound up doing so pretty quickly. However, Fett wouldn't be as awesome as he is without some serious weaponry and equipment, starting with one of the most badass space suits ever."

Wiz hit another button, instead of a screen however, a holographic image of Fett appeared right in between the two.

Every member of the crew all leaned in and started to listen.

Mandalorian Armor

Composed of either Mandalorian iron or duraplast.

Penetrating radar

Resistant to fire, poison, acid, and cold

Allows 360 degrees of vision

Infrared

Environmental filter

Can track over thirty targets

Retractable drinking straw

Wiz said, "This isn't just a space suit. Fett is decked out in Mandalorian armor. Worn by great warriors, the mere sight of this armor is a symbol of death and fear. Though, what it's made of is unknow. It is believed to made of mandalorian iron or an incredibly powerful duraplast."

The crew was amazed at all that Boba's armor was capable of, though the drinking straw was funny. All the other features looked like they were made to fight a lot of people at the same time.

Boomstick laughed as he said, "Whatever the thing is made of it is tough as hell. The guy can take a grenade blast to the face and get right back up! If that's not impressive enough it can also deflect a bow from a lightsaber."

Wiz pressed another button as an image of a lightsaber appeared. The image was then picked apart revealing the insides, especially a crystal. A bubble formed around the object and it was labeled as a kyber crystal.

Wiz then explained, "Powered by kyber crystals, light sabers can produce special plasma blades. While no heat is emitted from the blades, they have been shown to be able to easily cut and burn through all types of metals. Given that these metals are incredibly close to resembling steel, it is safe to assume that a lightsaber can reach temperatures of up to 2500 degrees Fahrenheit."

"Um…that's hot, right?" Luffy asked.

Franky answered, "It is. If I was hit with something like that, even with my metal body, I wouldn't survive. It's also a good thing that they don't use it against you Luffy. With how hot that is, you'd probably melt in an instant.

"WHAT!?"

Wiz then said, "However, Fett's armor is not without it's weaknesses. As seen during his father's battle with Mace Windu, the areas around the joints, such as the elbows, sides, and neck are vulnerable to attack. On top of that, the armor weights a ton, and movement can be difficult, sacrificing mobility for durability."

This brought a few nods to the group. Not a lot of them wore armor. Suddenly, Chopper thought of something.

"Hey, Franky, since most of your body is made of metal, shouldn't you have a hard time moving?"

Franky smiled widely and said, "Nope. You see when I crashed and had to repair myself after I tried to stop the Puffing Tom, I used the lightest metals I could find. I originally wanted to use the toughest parts of the battleship armor, but it proved way too heavy. I realized if I used that, I couldn't move very well, especially with my weak spot."

This brought nods from those who understood the reasoning. Everyone except Luffy, of course, as he was locked onto the screen.

Boomstick said, "Maybe so, but it's still cool as hell. Even more so with how he counters that pesky durability…a goddamned jetpack!"

The hologram of Boba, faded focusing on his jetpack.

Mitronomon Z-6 Jetpack

Hands-free

Can fly only about a minute

Top speed 90 mph

Magnetic grappling hook

Anti-vehicle homing rocket

Boomstick laughed and said, "This baby can fly nearly a hundred miles an hour, keeps Boba's hands free to shoot his enemies, and has a special homing rocket on the back. Why? Because of pesky vehicles holding more enemies…and for flare!"

Wizard then added, "However, the pack only has enough fuel for a minute of flight. Fett usually tries to make the most of it, only getting some distance between his enemies, or to gain an advantage."

"Awesome!" Luffy, Chopper, and Usopp said with stars in their eyes.

The others, while not as over the top, were equally impressed by the object.

Usopp began to imagine himself firing at his enemies while he flew around with his own jetpack. A she did, Franky wondered if he should make something like this, only to act as protection for his back.

Boomstick said, "That isn't the only thing he's packing.

This time Boomstick pulled out a remote and hit a button. The hologram of Fett's jetpack was replaced with various tool. A weapon that resembled a metal pistol, a rifle, a launcher of unknown origin, and Fett's gauntlets.

Weaponry

EE-3 carbine rifle

-Go to gun

-accurate, but not as powerful as other blasters

-Fett Rocks it like a child

Sarcos K-11 pistol

-Terrible aim

Concussion grenades

Lightsabers

Wrist Gauntlets

-Flamethrower

-Fibrecord whip

-Wrist laser

-Concussion Rockets

-Stun Rockets

Boomstick explained, "When taking out targets, Fett wields a Sarkoss K-11 blaster pistol. However, it is a terrible aim, so he doesn't use it much. This is probably why he sticks with his EE-3 carbine rifle. This baby is incredibly accurate and has a much larger range."

Wiz interrupted, "And for some odd reason, Fett seems to cradle it like a child."

Boomstick, undeterred by his cohost's interruption, made a cradling motion with his arm and, in a cooing fatherly voice said, "There, there, EE, it'll be okay. Almost killing time."

Wiz looked disturbed at his cohosts actions.

While the crew was impressed by Fett's weaponry, his baby blaster routine was very creepy.

Boomstick came out of his weird moment and said, "He's also proficient with a few lightsabers he's gotten form the jedi he's killed, and a good amount of concussion grenades. However, my personal favorite pieces of tech are his swiss army gauntlets."

Boomstick hit another button and the hologram zoomed in on the gauntlets. It then began cycling through their various modes.

"He's got everything he needs for killing in this thing," Boomstick said, "including a wrist mounted laser, a fibrecord whip for lashing suckers and tying people up, a flamethrower with a reach of up to five meters, and a ton of stun and concussion missiles."

Franky whistled and said, "Wow, that's super impressive. I can't even fit all that in my arms."

Chopper suddenly asked, "Hey, Franky do you think you could add something like that to your body?"

Franky rubbed his chin and thought, "I don't know, little buddy. To be honest, I'm not even sure how, especially with that laser stuff as I'm more used to guns and cannons. I wouldn't even know where to start."

Wiz nodded at his cohost and said, "With all of this, Fett has done some impressive things."

Wiz pressed a button revealing a list of feats.

Feats

Has been successful in many different assassinations

Has killed multiple jedi

Survived the Sarlacc multiple times

Battled Vader to a stand still

Dueled Mace Windu to a standstill at age twelve

Wiz explained, "He's successfully taken out multiple jedi and politicians, usually fighting well trained soldiers along the way using all these tools and some impressive cunning. He's fought Vader to a standstill, and even managed to take down Mace Windu, a seasoned jedi master and war veteran, when he was only twelve years old."

Boomstick laughed and said, "Immediately kickstarting his puberty."

"Those jedi guys seem a bit like samurai don't they," Chopper said.

Zoro nodded slightly. From what he had seen from some of the clips shown the jedi seemed like they trained their bodies and their minds to be able to pull off incredible feats. It reminded him of a lot of the training that he used to go through back in his old dojo.

Wiz then said, "Despite all of his great feats and skills he has his weaknesses."

This got everyone's attention.

Wiz continued, "Like I said earlier, his armor can only do so much. The energy field around his body can only take so much before it shorts out. He also seems to have incredibly horrible luck, somehow managing to mess things up…or turning his back at the exactly wrong time."

Everyone sweat dropped at the explanation and everyone realized that this guy was cunning, but he's not that smart.

Boomstick said, "Yeah, and he's also got one inescapable weakness…the sarlacc pit."

Wizard pressed a button on the remote showing an image of the Sarlacc.

Screams of terror rang up from the crew. Everyone had comical looks of terror on their faces, except for Robin who only had her eyes slightly wider than normal, Zoro who looked slightly freaked out, Franky who grimaced, and Sanji looked slightly disturbed.

"What the hell is that?!" Nami yelled in horror.

"It looks so terrifying!" Usopp yelled.

"Scary!" Chopper yelled.

"It's a giant sand worm!" Luffy yelled.

"That thing is so terrifying, it made my eyes pop out!" Brook said, "Though, I don't have eyes, yohohohohohoho."

"Damn that thing is ugly," Zoro muttered.

Franky mumbled, "That is super freaky."

Sanji mumbled, "Shitty hole monster."

Robin rubbed her chin and thought, 'I heard rumors about those kinds of creatures in Alabasta. They are just rumors though, since their sighting are so very rare.'

Wiz chuckled slightly and said, "This weakness is so unavoidable that he's been knocked into it several times. Thankfully, for the story he always manages to escape…usually via blowing himself up."

Boomstick said, "Despite these flaws, if you want someone dead, and if you have the cash, the first person you should turn to is Boba Fett.

The doors closed.

"I don't think that guy is going to win this fight," Usopp said, "He may have some awesome gear, but if he turns his back at the worst possible second, he's probably going to lose."

Luffy nodded and said, "He's an idiot."

Everyone looked at Luffy for his statement. They then decided to just ignore it and turned back to the screen.

The doors reopened.

Wiz said, "There is a name spoken throughout the universe, whether whispered in hushed fearful tones, or spoken out in pride and in awe. A name that strikes fear into those who have their face on a wanted poster."

Boomstick said, "That name is Samus Aran, a woman regarded as the most dangerous bounty hunter in the universe. But before she was known throughout the universe she was…a little girl."

The screen behind them showed the image of the young Samus.

"Aw," Nami said, unable to deny how cute the little girl looked.

Even Robin smiled a bit at the sight of the little girl.

"Aw, cute," Sanji said, his eyes turning into hearts as he imagined the little girl growing up into an older Samus, and what she possibly looked like.

Zoro raised an eyebrow, "How does that turn into a deadly bounty hunter?"

Wizard said, "For the first few years of her life Samus lived on Earth colony K-2L peacefully with her parents. That all changed on day when…"

Boomstick yelled, "When an evil space pirate…dragon…dinosaur thing, named Ridley, came down, raided the planet with his army of monsters and pirates, and killed Samus' parents."

Wizard said, "Along with pretty much everyone on the planet. Everyone except for Samus, and, spoiler alert, it would come back to bite him in the ass."

Everyone stared horrified at the sight of the destroyed planet and a devastated looking Samus.

Nami recoiled in fear at the thought of something like that happening to her home. The image of a shark fishman with a saw nose, a fisherman's hat, laughing manically as he stood above the burning remains of a town filled her mind.

Robin felt her heart ache as she felt that Samus was, in a way, a kindred spirit. She too had lost everything that she held dear after Spandine tried to destroy it, because the world government was paranoid about the Poneglyphs.

If someone was close enough to Luffy, they would have heard him mumbling about "stupid dinosaurs" and "making pirate look bad".

Wiz hit his button and displayed some information.

Samus Aran

Age 32

Height 6'3'' or 1.9 m

Weight 198 lbs 89.8 kg

Planet of origin colony k-2L

Cybernetically enhanced

Infused with alien DNA: Chozo and Metroid

Preferred transportation: Gunship

Wiz said, "After the destruction of her home planet she as adopted by the Chozo, a bunch of alien bird people. To help the girl survive her new adopted planet, she was infused with their DNA."

Boomstick looked confused and asked, "Wait, does that mean she had a bad habit of pecking at food and crapping on people's stuff?"

Wiz looked at his cohost with a deadpan expression and asked, "No."

Boomstick then asked, "Does she forget things every couple of steps."

Wizard stared blankly and asked, "If she had such a glaring weakness, we wouldn't be bringing her into our show, now would we?"

Boomstick mumbled, "Point."

The crew chuckled with way the conversation between the pair. Still they were interested in the bird DNA thing. Well most of them. Luffy didn't understand what they were talking about. He just laughed because he thought the word Chozo was funny.

Boomstick said, "Well, anyway, Samus sought revenge and spent the next few years training her ass off to become strong enough to take down the monster who wiped out her people. To do this, however, she needed the right tools for the job. And she managed to get the best thanks to her alien friends."

Wizard hit a button on his remote, bringing up a holographic image of a curvy blonde woman in a skintight blue suit with a gun in her hand.

"Mellorine!" Sanji yelled as he spun around like a tornado, with hearts in his eyes.

The rest of the group just ignored the amorous chef as he went crazy over the blonde woman and turned towards the screen.

Wiz explained, "Samus can sometimes be found fighting in the Zero suit."

Boomstick chuckled and said, "Apply named, as it leaves zero to the imagination."

"That it does!" Sanji yelled happily.

At this point, Nami grabbed Sanji by the ear and pulled him down to his seat.

Zero Suit

Latex material

Allows full agility, lacks in defense or offense

Wiz explained, "This suit doesn't have much in terms of defensive or offensive options. For that she brings out her handheld weapon, the paralyzer pistol."

Paralyzer pistol

Standard shot

Charge shot

Paralyzing tether

Does exactly what the name cleverly suggests

Boomstick said, "This laser gun does exactly what it says it does, temporarily paralyzing those she shoots. She can charge it up for longer lasting effects, and she can turn it into a paralyzing whip tether when someone gets too close."

Wiz said, "And despite what some online sources say…it does not turn into a lightsaber…though that would be awesome."

Boomstick yelled, "Damn straight!"

Franky rubbed his chin in thought at the weapon. It sounded cool, at least for taking people down without killing them. He idly imagined himself with that kind of weapon and couldn't help, but smile.

Wiz then added, "However, the suit does very little in terms of protecting her, and is normally not very useful in combat…as opposed to her normal method of combat."

Boomstick rubbed his hand together in excitement and said, "Oh, yeah. When Samus want to dole out damage and blow shit up, she activates the glowing pink marks on her zero suit to bring out her ultimate suit…"

They show a clip where pink marks glow and she is now equipped with the armor that was shown in the picture earlier.

"The power suit!"

"No! Why?! Why would you cover up your natural beauty!? Why?!" Sanji yelled as he saw the beautiful woman now covered up in metal.

This time it was Franky who knocked Sanji out, as he was trying to watch and was getting annoyed with Sanji's whining about the female body.

Power suit

Go to armor

Little restriction to movement

Multiple variants

-varia – environmental protection (most used)

-gravity -simulates normal gravity (low gravity areas or underwater)

-dark – reduces damage from dark aether

- light – immune to dark ether

-fusion – absorbs X parasites

Wiz explained, "The power suit is Samus' go to suit for a reason. It holds powerful weaponry and powers, given to her by the Chozo. This makes sense since it is Chozo battle armor made specifically for her. It allows her full movement of her body, and doesn't impair her enhanced agility. It can also take a huge amount of damage."

Boomstick then said, "The only downside is that it makes her look like a guy. Anyway, there's also a lot of upgrades to the thing. She has multiple forms for different areas or situations, though she does keep it normally in the varia form."

"An armor for every situation," Robin said, "That seems like it would give her a definite edge."

Franky agreed with the archaeologist and said, "Yeah, seems better than Fetts'."

The others agreed with this.

Wiz added, "And we haven't even gotten into her arsenal yet."

Arsenal

Arm Cannon

-power beam

-charge beam

-ice beam

-grapple beam

-missiles

Morph Ball

-Diameter: 3ft or 1m

-power bombs

Screw Attack

Crystal flash

Boomstick said, "She's got a hell of an arsenal. Her main weapon is the arm cannon. While the blast, at first, is a pea shooter, it can charge up to dole out some serious damage. She also has a grapple beam to traverse gaps, an ice beam to freeze her targets, and a hell of a lot of missiles."

Franky whistled and said, "Now all that is some serious firepower. I suddenly feel…super obsolete."

Seeing the cyborg said, "Don't worry Franky, you're still pretty advanced by our standards."

Franky smiled as he patted the humanoid reindeer on the hat.

Wiz continued, "When Samus needs to get away fast she can change into the Morph Ball form. She can move faster in this form, and move into cramped areas she couldn't reach before."

Boomstick looked slightly confused and asked, "What? Okay how does she do that?"

Wiz simply answered, "Bird DNA."

Boomstick rolled his eyes and sarcastically said, "Yeah, because you know every time you scare a bird, and it curls up into a ball and rolls away."

The crew was laughing at the pair's interaction with each other.

"These guys are funny," Luffy said as he chuckled.

Wiz, slightly annoyed said, "Alien Bird DNA."

Boomstick crossed his arms and huffed before saying, "Well, screw that planet and its birds."

A thoughtful look came over his face as he said, "Though, I do like their power bombs. Those little suckers go off and say goodbye to everything."

Wiz nodded and said, "That's not all she can do. Samus can control the sky with the speedy screw attack. While using it she is completely invulnerable to damage. And when she's hurt, she can use the crystal flash ability to heal herself. However, she can only use it when she is low on ammo, and she is not invulnerable when she uses it."

"Okay, not gonna lie," Franky said, "I don't like Fett's chances. She's got the better armor, the better weapons, and all these cool powers. This seems pretty straight forward."

Everyone agreed with the cyborg

Robin said, "People tend to say the same thing about our captain."

Boomstick then said, "But she isn't perfect. Somehow, every time she gets a new mission she always loses all her upgrades and enhancements. Seriously, someone get this chick a purse."

Nami and Robin both looked a little annoyed at the remark, but they let it slide. They had a feeling more would be coming.

Wiz said, "With all of this, she has done some incredible things. She taken down entire armies, eventually managed to take out Ridley, and she even managed to wipe out an entire species. More impressively, she once took down and evil parasitic clone of herself, that had a fully upgrade power armor while she was missing several components."

Boomstick said, "It just goes to show you, that if you want a job done right, you call up Samus Aran."

"So, who do you think is going to win?" Usopp asked.

"I think it'll be Samus," Franky said, "She's got the better armor and stuff."

"I'll go with Boba," Zoro said, "If there is one thing I've learned in the past time on this crew, never underestimate the underdog in a fight."

After a few minutes, Nami, Franky, Sanji, Robin, and Brooke all thought Samus would win.

Luffy, Chopper, Zoro, and Usopp thought that Boba would win.

"Alright, the combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all," Wiz said.

Boomstick said, "It's time for a death battle!"

"Is he going to do that every time?" Sanji asked.

"I think he will," Nami said.

The door closed and then opened revealing a dark void.

Blue words began to appear, starting at the bottom of the screen and rising upwards, before they cleared. This is what was read.

"The rebellion against the sith empire is in a dire situation. With the construction of deadly weapons underway, the rebellion has received word that Darth Vader is in a ship heading for the construction site of the new Death Star. However, hope has appeared in the form of bounty hunter, Samus Aran. With what funds they have, they have hired her to destroy Darth Vader, and if possible, destroy the second Death Star before it can be rebuilt."

"Wait, Vader, you mean that guy who hired Fett?" Franky asked, seeming slightly confused.

Robin rubbed her chin and said, "I believe that this is the scenario in which Fett and Samus meet up. The question is how."

A few moments after the text clears a large triangle shaped ship, known as a star destroyer, flew past.

"Whoa, that is one big ship," Franky said, "And wow, space looks awesome."

"So…cool," the childish trio of the crew all said at the same time.

The camera zoomed in and entered the ship. There was the sound of fighting and suddenly a storm trooper was launched out form a hall and landed on his back with a loud crack. There was silence before, Samus, clad in the Zero suit, walked out of the hall with a dramatic flair, the paralyzer in her grip.

"Samus!"

You should know who said this. If not, go back and what the series again.

Samus carefully approaches a door, and opened it. The room was dark, except for a few large windows that let in the light. There in the middle of the room, stood the sith lord, Darth Vader. His stance intimidating, and his respirator filling the air with a hollow breathing noise.

"Hey, it's that armored guy," Luffy said, "I thought Samus was fighting the other one."

Chopper muttered, "He's scary."

Usopp nodded in agreement. The others

The others were just as confused.

Samus hid back behind the cover and then activated her power suit. The blonde bounty hunter then turned into her morph ball form and slid in undetected. After a few moments, she got up and charged her arm cannon. After charging she fired a fully charge blast right at the armored man.

Only for the blast to go right through him, with no effect whatsoever!

"What the hell!?" Usopp yelled in shock.

"I think it was like those projections that Wiz and Boomstick used for the show!" Franky yelled, recognizing the similarities.

The blast sailed through the air and slammed into the glass window, shattering it. The air was suddenly sucked out of the room, only for a large thing of shutters to slam down over the window stopping it.

"Wow, space travel is apparently more dangerous than sea travel," Usopp mumbled to himself.

Suddenly, the lights switched on, revealing the entire room. Out of the shadows stepped Boba Fett.

"It's a trap!" Chopper yelled.

Boba points his EE-3 carbine at Samus and says, "Should have covered your trail better, rookie."

Samus stayed silent as she pointed her arm cannon at the bounty hunter.

FIGHT!

The pair opened fire, launching blasts at each other as they got closer to each other. Samus dodged a few well aimed blasts to the helmet, and threw out a kick that Boba managed to brush off.

The mail bounty hunter lashed out with his fibrecord whip wrapping around Samus' leg and pulling her off balance. He prepared his carbine to shoot her in the head, but a lower powered shot from the arm cannon knocked the weapon from Fett's hands. Samus then switched to her morph ball form to roll away, putting a bit more distance between the two.

"Come on, Samus, beat him down already!" Nami yelled,

"How dare you harm a lady!" Sanji yelled, his angry aura burning around him.

Samus then changed back to normal, and fired a charged blast right at Boba. The male bounty hunter responded by activating his jetpack, flying upwards to avoid the blast. He then flew as fast as he could and grabbed his carbine.

He prepared to fire, only to get a screw attack to the face.

"Oh, that had to hurt," Franky said, at seeing the brutal punch.

Fett was then blasted in the chest again by a fully charged arm cannon blast. The bounty hunter was knocked backwards, but as he flew back he activated his pack again to stop his flight. With close by, he launched the missile on his back.

Samus turned and ran, turning into her morph ball form just as the missile hit the ground behind her.

The room was silent for a moment. Fett floated in the air, as he tried to track Samus. The infrared in his helmet going haywire because of the flames. He soon found himself the victim of a missile barrage as five missiles were shot out of the flames right at him.

Fett fired his carbine destroying the missiles, but he wasn't prepared for Samus to shoot out the flame and slam another screw attack into his chest.

"Oh, come on, he's fallen for that twice already!" Zoro yelled, "Fight back already!"

As he flew back however, Fett's jetpack, at that moment ran out of fuel. The man then stood up and started shooting with his carbine again. The female bounty hunter turned into her ball form again, rolling forward. Fett had counted on this, however, and started firing concussion and stun missiles at where she was coming. The sudden blast caught, Samus off guard. The ball was blown up, and transformed back into Samus. As Samus came down and tackled Fett before throwing him in a different direction.

Fett hit the ground rolling. As he stopped, he let something fall from his fingers…a grenade pin!

"Oh, that's not good," Sanji said, "Look out, Samus!"

Samus saw this and looked down to see a thermite detonator at her feet. The grenade exploded with a large blast of fire and sound.

The group waited with baited breath to see if Samus had survived the blast. Sanji looked somewhere between sobbing, that his beloved Samus had been killed, and enraged that Fett had dared to strike a lady…again.

The smoke cleared to reveal Samus was alive, and now stripped down to the zero suit, given her normal suit had taken too much damage.

If Fett was shocked that he was fighting a woman he didn't show it.

Samus pulled out the paralyzer and charge forward. Fett opened fire with his carbine and tried to shoot her, but Samus proved too quick for him. One shot nicked her shoulder, but the wound was cauterized by the laser, so it didn't bleed.

"Is she crazy!?" Nami asked, "Fett's still got full armor and she down to that zero suit. What can she do?"

Robin simply smirked as she began to realize what she was planning.

When Samus got close enough she made her move. She fired a charged shot from the paralyzer shorting out the EE-3 carbine. Fett threw it away, and took aim with his wrist laser. Samus wound up taking another hit, but she ignored the pain, dodging under the male bounty hunter's arm and taking at a shot at his unarmored side.

Robin smiled as she saw Samus get rid of Fett's main weapon and take a shot at a weak point. Those rooting for Samus cheered, while those rooting for Boba yelled out in frustration.

Boba groaned in pain, before he turned and unleashed his flamethrower. Samus proved her agility by jumping over the man and firing another blast with the paralyzer, shorting out his gauntlet. With no other weapons, Fett pulled out a lightsaber, the green glade glowing ominously.

"Holy crap that looks cool!" Usopp yelled as he saw the brightly glowing weapon.

Franky had to admit that it looked cool, but how was Samus going to counter it.

Samus dodged a couple of swings before switching the paralyzer to tether mode. The energy whip and plasma blade clashed with a show of sparks. Samus quickly decided to end the fight, throwing out a kick that knocked the lightsaber into the air. She then backflipped, performing the crystal flash healing ability. When the glow subsided, she was back in the power suit.

Fett quickly pulled out another thermite detonator, but before he could pull the pin, Samus acted. She charged her cannon and fired an ice beam, freezing Fett solid. She then charged forward and grabbed the lightsaber in midair before she spun gracefully and swung it, slicing off Fett's head.

KO!

The group cheered for Samus and Fett. While many were upset that their guy lost, they were also glad that they had a seen a pretty good fight.

Samus stood up. As the doors opened and several storm troopers swarmed the room. They looked shocked, before they trained their weapons on her. Samus spun her new lightsaber as the Death Battle doors close and reopened revealing Wiz and Boomstick.

"Damn, did you see that Wizard!? That was awesome!" Boomstick yelled, excitement clear in his voice.

Wizard said, "That it was Boomstick. Fett may have had a lot of weaponry on his person, but that doesn't matter if you can't keep track of your enemies. Samus certainly didn't make it easy for him, moving around as she did."

Boomstick said, "Yeah, even the massive vehicle missile didn't do much as he couldn't get a lock on given missiles are best for blowing up large groups or objects…unlike a guided missile which could have been more effective."

Franky heard this and rubbed his chin, wondering if he could add something like that to the Sunny, or even to himself. He decided to put that on his shelf of ideas.

"That is true, Boomstick," Wiz said as he pressed a button. Next to Wiz an object resembling a chalkboard came down. At the top of it was a plaque that read, The Board of Wiz-dom.

Wizard explained, "A human if roughly one-fourth the size of a car. If Fett were to try firing this missile at her, there is only 1 out of 4 chances it would hit her. Plus, given her even smaller morph ball form, and it would be nearly impossible."

Chopper nodded at this. There had been a few times when he changed back to his smaller form to avoid large blows, like in his battle with Kumadori, or when he shrunk down in the fight with Oars.

Wiz continued, "Fett didn't really have the method to catch Samus, and in the end her weaponry and technology advantage, put the fight in her favor."

Boomstick said, "In the end, Fett got stopped cold, and lost his head."

Wiz rolled his eyes and said, "The winner is Samus Aran."

The group cheered at the fight, and the victory.

"Awesome," Luffy yelled, "Let's watch another one!"

Usopp said, "I'm with Luffy on this one."

Chopper cheered, "Yeah, let's watch another one!"

Nami said, "Easy there you three. While it was cool, I'll admit, we don't even know if there is another one."

Next time on Death Battle…

"Of course, I could be wrong," Nami said, turning towards the projection.

They showed the image of someone sitting on the ground. They couldn't see his front, but they could see he had tanned skin, and spiky hair. He wore what looked like a dark blue gi, and a large bead necklace around his neck. There was also a bright red symbol glowing on his back.

The figure stood up and then spoke.

"Worthless creature, step forth and prove your worth," he said, as his head turned revealing glowing red eyes.

The screen went black as a new voice said, "You will die. Your soul is mine."

Next time: Street Fighter vs Mortal Kombat. Akuma vs Shang Tsung.

The screen then showed a box with the words "Play Now?" typed in it.

Luffy then yelled, "Let's go!"

Before he could press it through, Nami picked it up.

"Hold your horses Luffy," Nami said, "If we're going to be watching this in bulk, we might as well get comfy."

With that she left the room with the box, the rest of the crew following her.

Cut! Okay, I hope you all liked my take on the Watches Death Battle Idea. If you have ideas for an original death battle, or if you want to see an alternate ending to a battle, I hope to hear from you. If you think or see anything that could be improved of if you feel I should try something different, please let me know.