Feelings

Israel: Hey Phili?

Palestine: Hmm? (Turns page in book).

Israel: Do you hate me?

Palestine:...Are you seriously asking me that?

Israel:...Yesss?

Palestine: (sighs) I'm not allowed to hate…

Israel: Why Do I feel like there's a but.

Palestine: ….but I don't like you.

Israel: So what would make you like me?

Palestine: My sweet Israel. You could return my home to me and it still wouldn't change my feelings.

Israel:...I screwed up that bad huh?

Palestine: Yes.

Code names

Israel: Alright we're going to be conducting in an illegal activity! But first we need code names. (Points to self) I am Falcon one. (Points to Egypt) your "been there done that."

Egypt: (brings out loaded gun).

Israel: (points to Palestine) you're "currently doing that."

Palestine: (rolls his eyes).

Israel: (points to Iran) you're "it happened once in a dream."

Iran: (begins to gag).

Israel: (points to Syria) your "if I had to pick a guy that isn't Palestine at gunpoint."

Syria: (gives Israel the middle finger).

Israel: (points to Jordan) and you're…..Falcon two.

Jordan: Oh thank Allah.