Author note: I have just came up with a wicked idea and had to write it.
Also, I like to thank my friend Marron for getting me off my lazy butt.
Warnings: Mainly Malik's and the Yami's mouths.
Ryou= Ryou Bakura
Bakura= Yami Bakura
Marik= Yami Malik
*.......*= Yugi to Yami
~......~= Yami to Yugi
\.......\= Ryou to Bakura
\\......\\= Bakura to Ryou
/....../= Malik to Marik
//......//= Marik to Malik
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Chapter 1: Hikari, don't you dare!
The hikaris slowly awoken to the sounds of Bakura and Marik. Once again they were arguing and Yami was screaming to shut them up. Malik was seriously on something when he suggested for the other hikaris and their yamis to spend the night.
"Bakura!!!!!!! Give Marik back his damn rod!!!!!!"
"Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Never!!!!!!!!"
"Bakura give it fuckin' back!!!!! And Pharaoh SHUT UP that sounded so wrong!!!!!"
Ryou came down the stairs confused followed closely by a yawning Malik. The said two's eyes tripled in size at the sight before them. Bakura was swinging around on the ceiling fan, millennium rod gripped between his teeth. The yami of Malik was attempting to pry the silver haired thief from the fan with a broom. Yami crouched on the couch shielding a frightened Yugi from view.
At that moment a fuming Isis appeared at the other doorway to the room. She stormed in the room and threw Yami to one corner. Grabbed the white haired demon took the rod threw him to another corner. She then handed the rod to Marik, slammed him to the wall, growled and as she left kissed Yugi on the forehead. She finished her exit with a smile cast at her brother and Ryou.
"Ra, I hate her being pregnant! Damn her and her mood swings to Anubis himself! And may the great god Osiris doom the life of that infant!" Marik screamed to the heavens, "I can't take it! May any gods and goddesses listening fry Duke of the Devlyn family in the most hellish of lairs! (A/N: Sorry I don't know how to spell his Japanese name.) I thought it was a blessing she wedded, but no she had to become with child!" "MMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!! !!!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!!" coursed the other two yamis. "That...does...it!" All present turned to meet the burning eyes of Malik Ishtar, he stormed over and held Marik's face an inch from his. "Yami of mine I love you dearly. But at the moment I'd kill you to have one of their yamis." He gestured over his shoulder to Yugi and Ryou.
Ryou gained the look of deep consideration. Slowly a huge grin lit up his face. "What a splendid idea! Malik you truly are a genius." "I know!" A proud smile slipped on his face followed by confusion, "I am? Why?"
"We'll trade yamis for a while!!!!!"
"NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! HIKARI, DON'T YOU DARE!!!!!!!!!!"
~*~*~*~*~*
Author Note: I promise the chapters will be longer from now on.
So what couples do you want this story to have out of the list;
Marik x Malik, Yami x Yugi, Bakura x Ryou
Marik x Bakura, Malik x Ryou, Yami x Yugi
Or, Marik x Bakura, Malik x Yugi, Yami x Ryou
Also, what hikaris with what yamis for the first day.
Warnings: Mainly Malik's and the Yami's mouths.
Ryou= Ryou Bakura
Bakura= Yami Bakura
Marik= Yami Malik
*.......*= Yugi to Yami
~......~= Yami to Yugi
\.......\= Ryou to Bakura
\\......\\= Bakura to Ryou
/....../= Malik to Marik
//......//= Marik to Malik
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Chapter 1: Hikari, don't you dare!
The hikaris slowly awoken to the sounds of Bakura and Marik. Once again they were arguing and Yami was screaming to shut them up. Malik was seriously on something when he suggested for the other hikaris and their yamis to spend the night.
"Bakura!!!!!!! Give Marik back his damn rod!!!!!!"
"Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Never!!!!!!!!"
"Bakura give it fuckin' back!!!!! And Pharaoh SHUT UP that sounded so wrong!!!!!"
Ryou came down the stairs confused followed closely by a yawning Malik. The said two's eyes tripled in size at the sight before them. Bakura was swinging around on the ceiling fan, millennium rod gripped between his teeth. The yami of Malik was attempting to pry the silver haired thief from the fan with a broom. Yami crouched on the couch shielding a frightened Yugi from view.
At that moment a fuming Isis appeared at the other doorway to the room. She stormed in the room and threw Yami to one corner. Grabbed the white haired demon took the rod threw him to another corner. She then handed the rod to Marik, slammed him to the wall, growled and as she left kissed Yugi on the forehead. She finished her exit with a smile cast at her brother and Ryou.
"Ra, I hate her being pregnant! Damn her and her mood swings to Anubis himself! And may the great god Osiris doom the life of that infant!" Marik screamed to the heavens, "I can't take it! May any gods and goddesses listening fry Duke of the Devlyn family in the most hellish of lairs! (A/N: Sorry I don't know how to spell his Japanese name.) I thought it was a blessing she wedded, but no she had to become with child!" "MMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!! !!!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!!" coursed the other two yamis. "That...does...it!" All present turned to meet the burning eyes of Malik Ishtar, he stormed over and held Marik's face an inch from his. "Yami of mine I love you dearly. But at the moment I'd kill you to have one of their yamis." He gestured over his shoulder to Yugi and Ryou.
Ryou gained the look of deep consideration. Slowly a huge grin lit up his face. "What a splendid idea! Malik you truly are a genius." "I know!" A proud smile slipped on his face followed by confusion, "I am? Why?"
"We'll trade yamis for a while!!!!!"
"NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! HIKARI, DON'T YOU DARE!!!!!!!!!!"
~*~*~*~*~*
Author Note: I promise the chapters will be longer from now on.
So what couples do you want this story to have out of the list;
Marik x Malik, Yami x Yugi, Bakura x Ryou
Marik x Bakura, Malik x Ryou, Yami x Yugi
Or, Marik x Bakura, Malik x Yugi, Yami x Ryou
Also, what hikaris with what yamis for the first day.