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A black-haired boy could be seen walking towards a mansion. Some would call him crazy because the mansion was emitting some kind of red mist that covered the entire sky. Despite walking into a place which screamed nothing but trouble, the bright smile in the boy's face never faded. In fact, this only piqued his interest more.

As for the boy, he had no idea where the hell he was. The whole scene looked totally unfamiliar to him. He remembered he was going to the mountain to check on the abandoned shrine. Why? Because he overheard some girls said that the shrine was the gate to the world where all mythical creatures resided in. To other people, this was nothing more than a gossip. But to him who have nothing better to do, this was very interesting. So, he decided to check it out. And now he was on the edge of a lake.

With him being in a completely different place from before, that meant he was in the fantasy world he heard. He cannot help but feel excited. This really was like something straight out of Weekly Shounen Jump. Maybe he would meet a cute loli vampire girl who would give him a hickey. He had always wanted that. The more he thought, the faster his pace was. Before he knew it, he had broken into a run.

"[Loli vampire girl, here I come!]" The boy shouted as he ran towards the mansion.

"Huh? Who are you? You are not the shrine maiden."

When he arrived at the gate, what greeted him was a red-haired Chinese girl. With a mansion this big, of course they would have a gatekeeper. But why a western monster liked vampire had a Chinese as their gatekeeper. Or this was not a vampire's house.

"[That's rude. Maybe I'm not muscular, but I'm definitely not a maiden. If you want, I can show you my manly boxer I'm wearing right now.]" The boy put his hands on his waist as he readied to take off his pants.

"No, no! Sorry for the mistake! You don't need to do that!" The girl held out both of her hands towards him. She had a feeling he would do that for real if she didn't stop him.

"[Well, it's a shame I can't show you how manly I am. But can you tell-]"

"But no matter, you are still an intruder." The girl cut him off.

"[No, I just want to-]"

"Sakuya-san will kill me if I let you sneak in. So,…" The girl began to enter a battle stance.

"[Wait! I don't think I like-]"

"Prepare to die!"

"[I said wait-]" The boy can't even finish his sentence as the girl already charged forwards.

When the shrine maiden arrived, she expected some youkai to stand on her way or to start explaining their reason which she didn't bother listening to. She didn't expect a battlefield with some kind of white sharp-pointed things pinning all over the place. And kneeling in the middle of it was a long white-haired girl, with a longer and thinner version of the white thing pierced her abdomen. This girl was a youkai, but her youki was too weak that she almost mistook her for a human.

At first, she thought that this was Marisa's work, but she never saw the witch used this kind of weapon before. So, she dismissed that thought. She also never saw any youkai used this kind of weapon either. Knowing it was useless to keep thinking, she decided to approach the girl.

"Hey you. What happened here?"

Reimu didn't know if she heard her or not, but she didn't answer. The girl just kept looking at the ground and her eyes was completely dead. The white thing in her abdomen must be the cause. That thing maybe some kind of seal that seal away this girl's power and mind. That would be why she had no injury despite being pierced by it.

But to make a youkai into this state, whoever did this must be a master in the art of sealing. If that was the case then the fastest way to undo it was to ask the sealer to do. She didn't want to waste her time on this when her job was currently at risk of being stolen by some unknown people. Whoever he or she was, she would beat the crap out of them if she didn't go back empty hands.

The black-haired boy continued into the main hall. He was pretty sure this place was not this big when he looked at it from the outside. Maybe some kind of illusion. Or maybe he just saw it wrong. But this place was really fitting for a vampire, considering how dark and red it was. But why a Chinese gatekeeper anyway?

"Good work coming this far, for a human that is."

Walking down the stairs was a silver-haired girl in European maid uniform.

"[Ouuuu! A real-life maid! And a miniskirt no less! I can see the worth of coming here already!]" The boy shouted in excitement. It can't be help. This was his first time seeing a maid after all.

"You being here means Meiling has been defeated. I think she needs a stricter discipline after this." The maid ignored the boy antics as she continued down the stairs.

"[Already thinking about what to do next. As expect of a pro maid. I think I can die without regret now.]" Tears can be seen in the boy's eyes corner.

"Then die."

The maid brought out an old pocket watch. And suddenly a dozen knives appeared out of nowhere and flew towards the boy. Too surprised by the turn of event, the boy cannot react in time as several knives began piercing all over his body. Blood sprayed from his wound as he fell down.

"Do not worry. Your death won't be in vain. Be grateful that you will become mistress food."

The maid began to walk away but the sound of metal dropping on the floor made her stop. Eyes widen, she hastily turned back to see the black-haired boy she just killed earlier stood up perfectly fine. No wound can be seen on his body. Even his blood had disappeared liked it was not even there in the first place.

"[You really went for the kill there. As expect of a pro. That knife pierced through my skull, you know.]" The boy made his comment with a smile. "[So you are a killer type maid, huh? Not that I dislike it.]"

"How-"

"[This is really a vampire's mansion after all. Still not understand the Chinese part though.]"

"How-"

"[Being eaten by a cute loli vampire girl is not so bad, actually. But I prefer she eat me in a different meaning.] The boy put a hand on his chin as he continued. "[Does she into SM? She is a vampire so it must be, right? Just you know I'm also okay with that.]"

"How are you still alive?"

"[Hmp.] The boy shrugged. "[Maybe the tenacity of a pervert, I think.]"

"So, you don't want to say, huh?"

"[Don't underestimate us pervert, you know. We can be very stubborn when it involves our hobby.]" The boy said with a pout. For a moment she thought this guy was serious about this.

There was no way a human can survive that damage. If he was a youkai she could understand but this. Maybe he was a youkai but hid his power to make her let her guard down. Or he was a human with special power like her. Whoever this guy was, he was undoubtedly dangerous. For the sake of her mistress, he must be eliminated.

"Izayoi Sakuya, perfect elegant maid of Scarlet Devil Mansion." Sakuya entered battle stance with three knives and a watch on her hands

"[Don't you feel embarrassed calling yourself perfect and elegant. But you do have a point there. Okay.]" Suddenly two oversized screws appeared in his hands and his smile became evil. "[Kumagawa Misogi, the weakest person in the world.]"

The two stared at each other. No one made any moves. A few seconds passed but it was as if an eternity. In a battle, the one made the first move will have the advantage. But a wrong move also resulted in certain death. Sakuya didn't know what his power was, but her power can affect him. And that was all she needed.

"Time stands still." Sakuya whispered as she swung her watch out in front of her. True to her words, time did indeed stand still.

Kumagawa now stood like a statue for her to do her job. In a second, she closed the distance. With a swift slash, Kumagawa's head flew into the sky, blood spurted out from his neck as time moved again. No matter how strong he was, no human can survive after having the head cut off. This was her victory.

"[So this is your ability, maid-san.]"

Sakuya tried to turn back but it was too late. A large screw pierced her midriff. But she didn't feel any pain, no blood gushed out from the wound. But for some reason, she felt all her strength left her body as she fell on her knees.

"[At first I thought your power is some kind of illusion but it turns out to be much more than that.]" The boy she had just decapitated stood there, his head still stayed in his neck. It felt as if nothing happened. "[Power to stop time, or should I call it time manipulation? I don't know if you can do more than stopping time though. Maid is really amazing.]"

Sakuya tried to stop time, but no result. Not just her strength, but her power also disappeared.

"[Your power doesn't disappear if you want to know.]" The boy said as if he can read her mind. "[With my screw in your body, you have become the same as me, the weakest person in the world. And of course, the weakest me cannot use an amazing power likes time manipulation.]"

"How… can you… still alive?" The maid tried her best to utter those words. Even speaking was really difficult.

"[Hmp, as a thank you gift for letting me see a real maid, I will tell you. And no, it is not a healing power. How can someone like me have a positive power like healing?]" The boy denied before she could even say it. "[I just made it that I never die. All Fiction, the Minus that can make everything becomes nothing. That is my power.]"

The boy spread his arms wide. A sinister smile adorned in his face. A power that can rewrite reality itself. How frightening. So this was Gensokyo. She started to doubt if it was a good idea to come here.

"[Well, I still have to meet the cute loli vampire girl. So, good bye, maid-san.]" The boy waved to her as he turned back and walked away. Sakuya cannot do anything but wish her mistress best luck.

Reimu arrived at the main hall of the mansion just to found the exact same scene from before. A white-haired girl kneeled in the middle of the floor, with a large white thing pierced her body. And as usual, no injury can be found on her, even the place she was pierced. She didn't know what youkai caused this, but she knew one thing. She cannot let this thing running around freely any longer.

Before you ask, this is Kumagawa at the end of Medaka Box. So, he won't go around and break people here and there. Despite that, he is still awesome.

I want to ask that does Reimu and the others know what a screw is? I think she know a nail, not a screw. But I'm not really sure. So I just let she see Kumagawa's weapon as a large white pointed thing. Hope some can answer for me.