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1 month ago...
"I just don't see why I had to go through with-"
"Mayor, it's time to get with the times. You've been delaying this for to long. It had to happen eventually."
"But why now?"
"Why later? Don't ask stupid questions that you know the answer too. This should have happened long ago if not for your constant medalling. So be thankful that it's happening now, while your still around."
"Is that a threat?"
"I'll let you figure it out."
3 weeks ago...
BETA RUN INITIALISING... CODING INITIALIZING... PROTOCOLS DOWLOADING... FIREWALLS DOWNLOADING... COMBAT ROUTINES PROCESSING... PROTOCOLS DOWNLOADED
CHIMERA PRODUCED POLICE COMBAT DROID LM280 INITIALIZING
PROTOCOL ONE- PROTECT ALL CIVILIAN INDIVIDUALS FROM HARM
PROTOCOL TWO- REMOVE ALL DANGERS TO SOCIETY
PROTOCOL THREE- KEEP THE PEACE IN THE STREETS
PROTOCOL FOUR- ARREST AND DETAIN ALL CRIMINALS TO SOCIETY
PROTOCOL FIVE- DO NOT HARM CIVILIANS UNLESS THEY POSE A THREAT TO THIS UNIT'S EXISTANCE
PROTOCOL X- OVERRIDE PROTOCOL ONE TO FIVE. THIS PROTOCOL EXTENDS TO ALL SYSTEMS RUNNING UNDER THIS NETWORK. TARGETS KING AND QUEEN ARE TO BE PROTECTED AT ALL TIMES. ALL INDIVIDUALS WHO THREATEN KING ARE TO BE IMMEDIATELY EXECUTED ON THE SPOT. FALIURE TO COMPLY WILL RESULT IN IMMEDIATE SELF TERMINATION. WHEN KING OR QUEEN ARE THREATENED, ALL OTHER PROTOCOLS ARE TO BE DISREGARDED. CIVILIANS ARE TO DISREGARDED, AND ARE EXPENDABLE. IF CIVILIANS INTERFERE WITH PROTECTING KING AND QUEEN, THEY ARE TO BE IMMEDIATELY EXECUTED ON THE SPOT
CODING APPROVED
2 weeks ago...
"CONTROLLER, ALL PROTOTYPES HAVE BEEN ORDERED TO BE MOVED TO OUR NEW HEADQUARTERS, CURRENTLY UNDER CONSTRUCTION, IN A POPULATION CENTRE DESIGNATED AS FUMIZUKI CITY, BY THE ORDERS OF ONI ENTERPRISES CEO YUI SHIMADA."
"HOW LONG WILL THE CONSTRUCTION TAKE? CYBERNETIC AUGMENTATION OF THE VOLUNTEERS IS STILL BEING CARRIED OUT."
"CONSTRUCTION HAS BEEN CALCULATED TO BE 3.451 MONTHS, HOWEVER CEO YUI SHIMADA ORDERS THAT ALL PROTOTYPES MOVED INTO THE NEW HEADQUARTERS BY 2.6 MONTHS."
"THAT IS ACCEPTABLE. FULL CYBERNETIC AUGMENTATION OF THE VOLUNTEERS WILL BE FINISHED IN 1.56 MONTHS. CYBERNETIC AUGMENTATION TESTING WILL BE PERFECTED BY 1.87 MONTHS. INFORM CEO YUI SHIMADA THAT THERE WILL BE NO DELAYS FROM OUR OPERATIONS."
"AFFIRMATIVE."
5 days ago...
"If the rumours are true, then our operations is in jeopardy. We have spent years turning our small group of yakuza wannabes into an empire, and now it's all gonna be threatened by a bunch of tin cans."
"Would you relax? We'll be fine. They haven't traced us to any crimes yet, and we've been doing this for years."
"We don't have any hackers with us, and what if they find our Coca farm and trafficking ops-"
"Relax, we've already brought out- What was it? 1, 2, 3, 4... 12, 13, 14... Half. Half of the local law enforcement, so please, for the love of god, stop worrying about, well, everything."
"It's not the cops that I'm worried about."
4 days ago...
"And from the ashes of the false Christ, the Anti will rise, it's hunger for life unquenchable. And so will begin the Antiholocaust, where all life and light will be claimed, and we will rise as gods alongside the great consumer, and become one of the Forever undying."
"However, fear, my brothers and sisters, for there shall be great challengers. Heretics who will test the grace and might of our lords and saviours. We must stand against them, my siblings, and rise against the fabled holocaust of our kind."
"The Eugenesis Epoch."
4 days ago...
"So we're just letting the robots take over, why?"
"Chief, the machines aren't taking over, they're gonna be assisting us. Fumizuki city is the last major town in the country to be industrialized. It's called getting with the times. Besides, it's to late now, anyway. It's already been approved by the mayor. It's happening, wherever we want it or not."
"Still though, couldn't we have just held it of for a little bit long-"
"Chief, it's 2022, the mayor's already been holding off for so long. We need all the help we can get anyway in dealing with the corruption in the force, and the Shi No Tenshi cartel. Trust me on this, this is for the best."
"I'm gonna hold you to that, constable. You can trust me on that."
4 days ago...
"Black Viking, divisions Charlie, Whiskey, Foxtrot, Tango, and Sierra have returned from their assignments. Missions successful. All threats neutralized."
"Very good. Has our involvement been removed?"
"Affirmative. All witnesses eliminated, and evidence of Disciple's existence have been destroyed."
"Excellent. Our agents across the globe report that all is going as planned. Notify Overlord and tell them that all is going as planned."
3 days ago...
"Are you sure this is a good idea?"
"Absolutely not. But we're doing it anyway."
"You know, Sebastian, Diego has a-"
"New names from now on, Mateuz."
"sigh, Andre has a point. This isn't exactly the most well thought out plan (Not that you ever do think things through). Not really A-Team style, like our usual old antics."
I know, but it's the best one that I can think of. We've become way too public. Too noisy. It's time to step back into the shadows. Besides, when my mistake comes to bite me in the ass- like they always seem to do- then you can tell me that you told me so."
"It's just that, well, Fumizuki Academy has gained a somewhat, questionable reputation..."
"We know Mateuz, which is why we're enrolling in there. Trust me, with all the other freaks and outcasts that have found shelter there, we'll blend right in."
"And what about the regular discrimination in the school?"
"Samu... Jack, please, we'll cross that bridge once we get there."
2 days ago...
"I heard that Chimera Industries and ONI are moving their headquarters here. Maybe we'll get a discount on robot servants because we're in the same city as where they're made."
"I highly doubt that, Amy. Besides, we're dirt poor. The only 'luxuries' we can get are what we steal from Class A. I mean, it's probably all cheap crap anyway, so, well you get my point."
"Huh, I haven't seen you in a bad mood like this in a while, Riley. I mean, you're always in one, don't get me wrong, but I've known you long enough to be able to tell the differences. What's on your mind?"
"No need to brag, Miss Modern Day Sherlock. Sigh, It's just that, all the natural beauty that Fumizuki city once had in going to be ruined, because of a deluge of modernisation, and, I'm just pulling devil's advocate here, it might all go wrong. Horribly. And painfully. While on fire."
"Well, there's nothing we can do about it. The problem is too great for two singular individuals. We have our own problems to deal with, like the constant harassment and bullying an' stuff. Besides, I've heard that the mayor's been trying to delay all of this futuristic stuff for as long as he could, so his city could still retain it's natural appeal."
"Well I can see where he's coming from."
"Hey, you've got- The makeup's running. One of your cuts is showing."
"Ah, crap. Well, just have to hope that no one points out how macabre I look."
1 day ago...
"Golden crown, this is Viper One and Two. We are in position of the target building. Multiple bogeys in the vicinity of the building."
"Affirmative, Viper One, local Ukrainian Separatists are moving in to provide support, over."
"Copy that, Golden crown. Viper One and Two going dark. Out."
"Goddamn Russians are everywhere. They've swarmed the place. Got ONI tech with them. We'll stick out like crumbs on a plate. Stealth isn't an option."
"Then we'll just kick in the front door, rescue our man Roman, get out, and be back home by tea time."
"... you seem kinda fidgety, Raven."
"... I haven't seen my nephew in so long, Clyde. I'm scared that he'll grow up without me. Hell, I'm not allowed to contact him, so he won't really know if I'm even alive."
"What about the rest of your family?"
"My sister and I don't get along, and the last I heard from my niece, she's at Harvard university, and I'm pretty sure she hates me. Lil' Aki's the only real family I've got."
"Well, I'm sure that Shepperd might be able to move the military convention to Fumizuki City, and then you can see your nephew. Just your nephew, and his Aunty Raven, and maybe his honorary Uncle Clyde, as well."
"Oh, sod off, you old bastard."
"Hehe... hey, gunfire. Looks like friendly forces have been engaged."
"Let's kick this off, then."
Unknown...
"Soon, my love. Very soon indeed..."