ryder: "hi i'm ryder and i have a bunch of pups who save people who don't have good reasons and our mayor is crazy"

goodway: "oh."

marshall: "hi i'm marshall and i'm clumsy and whenever I fall in the elevator I make a cringey pun that the others laugh to"

rocky: "hi i'm rocky and I make machines out of recycled things"

Simon (me): "Hi i'm Simon and I created this and I had no idea what to write and have no motivation to bother finishing this so this is a scrapped product."

all: "oh."

So. This was meant to be a joke in the 1st place, but it was unfunny and I have no motivation to finish this. Thus, explains why it's a "scrapped product".