AN: Hi...I guess I'm alive. Bruh it's really been so long since i wrote and I got a review notification and decided I was gonna attempt to keep this story alive somehow. Let's see how far that goes and maybe just maybe this becomes a recurring thing, maybe. I definitely have way more time on my hands now that quarantine is a thing so there's some positive. I hope the situation gets better tho. Welp LETS GET THIS MF SHOW ON THE ROADDDD!XD


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ONAMONAPIA


Team JNPR's Dorm

Jaune didn't ask for his life to be so complicated. He just wanted a normal life. A life where he could get a girlfriend, hang with his friends, slay monsters that wanted to destroy humanity on a near daily basis. You know, the little things. But noooooo life had to give him 5 kids from out of nowhere and a visit from his demon mother hell bent on destroying his baby makers for something HE DIDN'T DO. Yes, a normal life.

"So...who wants to start us off." Melissa Arc said with a smile on her face not eyeing anyone in particular, but it felt like she was staring at everyone individually. No one could move a muscle, as the mother Arc waited for a response. The tension in the air was so thick it was practically choking everyone.

"Hmm, I see no one wants to talk." Melissa said a smile still showing, "Jaune honey, why don't you start us off because apparently you seem to be the father of EACH and EVERY one of these wonderful little girls."

Melissa motioned towards his daughters and gave a little wave and the oblivious children waved back innocently blind to the impending doom of their father.

"U-uhh umm okay, but promise you let me finish before you explode again. I couldn't believe this myself honestly, but please mom."

"No promises." Melissa replied, smile not wavering. The intimidation factor rivaled that of an alpha Ursa Major, something Jaune got real familiar with back at Forever Falls and goddamn were they scary.

"So, contrary to what you are thinking I did NOT have sexual intercourse with ANY of the girls here." Jaune stopped to check his mother's reaction but she was unreadable. She was always great at keeping a poker face.

"If that's the case Jaune, how are these children your kids and why do they resemble you and some of your peers hmmm."

"Ok well that's the funny part," Jaune replied, "They sort of...kind of...camefromthefutureordifferentdimensionsandapparentlyarefightingtopairmewiththeirmomorsomethingandIhavenoideawhatshappeninganymore."

Jaune closed his eyes, tensed up preparing for a hit that never came beacuse of that stupid BUT TRUE answer. Confused as to why he wasn't already dead he slowly pried his eyes open...just to piss his pants. Jaune didn't see the intimidating smile his mother had earlier. No, she was standing there, face void of emotion holding a belt in her hand that seemed to materialize out of nowhere.

"Jaune. Are you really fucking with me right now." If the others weren't scared earlier then by god they were now, even the kids took cover behind the quivering huntresses afraid of the Arc mother.

Melissa took a step forward snapping the belt eliciting a tiny whimper from Jaune as thoughts of the belt sprouted to the forefront of his brain. Jaune loved his mother very dearly and his mother did the same in return, but once something happened and mommy had the belt in hand then may Oum himself save that poor soul.

"M-mrs Arc h-he's not lying! That's what actually happened!" Ruby managed to squeak a few words out despite the paralyzing fear she felt. She feared she was about to watch her best guy friend die by the hands of his own mother.

It seemed as the reaper's words didn't seem to reach the Arc woman as she continued her approach to Jaune ready to beat the living hell outta him. At this point Jaune was accepting his fate . This is where he would die. In front of his friends by the hands of his mom. Maybe his gravestone would say something along the lines of "Somehow died a virgin with 5 kids".

Jaune watched on in horror as his mother's belt flew towards him, but to suddenly stop an inch away from his face, and now encapsulated in a sphere of purple aura.

Melissa turned around to see Mrs. Goodwitch with her riding crop extended, glowing with purple aura indicating the use of her semblance.

"My my what do we have here. " Ozpin asked, walking into the dorm taking a nonchalant sip of his coffee mug. "Mrs. Arc is that you? My, isn't it just wonderful to see you again, and with the same vigor and energy you had back in your beacon days I see. What brings you to Beacon?"

"Ozpin, I would love to chat but I have some important business to attend to." Melissa said motioning to her son who was practically begging to be saved.

"AGAIN I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WITH ANYONE!" Jaune screamed in a desperate attempt. Melissa hearing Jaune cry out attempted to move again but was once again stopped by Goodwitch.

"Mrs. Arc, he is actually correct. Your son did nothing of the sort. It seems that a dimensional phenomenon has occurred causing the current predicament we are in right now. Either that or the author doesn't know how to write a sensible plot."

"Author?" Melissa asked confused.

"Hmm? Nevermind that last part. All I'm trying to say is that your son has done nothing wrong Mrs. Arc. I promise you that we will provide a full answer when we come across one so I think it's reasonable that he doesn't get beat as you said."

Melissa eyed Ozpin making sure he wasn't spouting a load of bull to save Jaune, but after a moment she let out a sigh and yielded.

"Ok, alright, fine. Can you at least let me go," Melissa said, arm still encapsulated by Glynda's semblance, "My arm is getting sore."

With a flick of Goodwitch's hand the purple aura dissipated around her hand allowing Melissa to move her hand once more. Melissa gave a quick thanks and quickly put her belt away by making it vanish. This didn't go unnoticed though as Nora saw it clearly confused.

"Hold on wait a minute! Where did that belt go and how is Jaune's mom doing that!"

Melissa could only laugh at the Valkyrie's confusion. It wasn't the first time someone asked that.

"Well sweetie that's my semblance. I'm able to put and grab things from a pocket dimension that only I can access. A belt is easy," As she said those words she once again grabbed the belt out of nowhere, "I was once a huntress before I was a mom. I would use my semblance to store supplies needed for long excursions. Couldn't bring a lot though because the more weight I add the faster I get exhausted."

"THAT. IS. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!"

This time it wasn't Nora but Ruby who was now super fascinated by the Arc woman.

"HOW MUCH CAN YOU PUT IN THERE!? CAN YOU PUT LIVING THINGS IN THERE! CAN YOU PUT A PERSON IN THERE?! WHAT IF-"

Ruby was cut short as Yang just covered her mouth with a hand muffling all words Ruby was saying or rapping for that matter. Did Ruby's speed semblance work on her mouth?

"Um sorry about her," Yang stated, "She gets really excited when it comes to semblances and weapons, or anything hunter related"

"It's no problem really," Melissa replied, "I have a daughter exactly like her at home. Always asking about weapons and hunters and what missions her Father was about to take."

Jaune chuckled, knowing who exactly his mom was talking about. That particular sister of his would be one of the biggest supporters of his dream. When she found out about his dream she was more than happy to supply weapon ideas. God she was a handful. Like there's no way in hell a rocket powered jack hammer was efficient...or safe for that matter.

"Jaune."

The Arc boy snapped his head up jarred from his nostalgia by the sound of his mom calling his name. Oh god hopefully she wasn't still mad.

"Y-yes mom"

Melissa just opened her arms and he knew exactly what to do. Jaune got up and embraced his mother in a loving manner not the bone breaking ones his mother would've gave him earlier.

"Jaune honey how the hell do you manage to give me heart attacks this many times. Let's be honest running away from home, children , Oh Oum at this point you're just trying to kill me."

Jaune hugged his mom a little tighter, "Sorry mom. I'm really sorry. About the running away thing I mean, I don't think I had much control over the children thing."

The comment elicited a laugh from his mom, "Yeah I know, you're just like your father. Always doing what he thinks is right no matter what, don't always take that as a good thing though. Thankfully you also had nothing to do with the children thing... technically. They are still your kids so you have to be responsible now."

"Yeah, yeah don't worry. At least I'm not doing this alone. I got some good friends with me."

Jaune looked over to his group of friends who just watched the wholesome display of familial love in contentment.

"Thank Oum," Melissa laughed, "I don't think you're responsible enough to watch 5 kids on your own. Heck you couldn't watch over that goldfish we got you back then by yourself!"

"HEY LEAVE MR. FLUMPKINS OUT OF THIS!"

Everyone just laughed. The previous fear and panic disappeared replaced with relief. As the laughter died down Melissa escaped the embrace of her son and turned towards the others.

"Well now that everything is solved for the time being I would love to meet you all. Especially my new grandkids!"

Melissa seemed like a whole other person from the bloody hungry demon mom she was earlier. Now she seemed like any other loving mother. Yeah, they would have to remember not to piss her off anytime soon.

"So let's start off with one question I've been dying to ask. Any of you have a crush on my son." Melissa whispered.

"MOM!"

Again the group laughed as Jaune's mom "accidentally" embarrassed her son once more.

"Well Glynda, I think it's time we take our leave." Ozpin stated taking another sip of his mug.

"Yes, it seems our job here is done." Glynda replied following Ozpin out of the room. As the two adults walked on Ozpin asked a question.

"Glynda did you catch anyone blushing when Melissa asked who fancied Mr. Arc. I'm asking for no reason in particular."

Glyda raised an eyebrow at the Headmasters question but didn't care enough to pry, "Well I did catch Ms. Nikos and Ms. Belladonna's cheeks flush."

"Ahh. I see. Thank you Glynda." Ozpin replied.

Interesting. Ozpin expected Pyrrha since her affection was very obvious but Blake was quite a surprise. It seems predictions wouldn't be as easy as he thought, and by predictions we mean "Shipping" predictions.

"It seems Arkos is being threatened by a surprise attack by Knightshade. Hopefully the author continues this tale."

"What are you talking about Ozpin?" Glynda asked perplexed by his words.

"Hmm oh don't mind me. Just speaking out loud," Ozpin replied, quickening his pace. Glynda could only sigh as she followed suit. She really doesn't get paid enough for this.


AN: And that's a wrap on Chapter 7 folks. Let's pray to god that I find the willpower to continue as my love for RWBY has returned. Ngl yall I really did lose interest in RWBY for a bit but I recently just rewatched V.7 and my love was relit! God RWBY is great but SPOILER ALERT I have no idea why Qrow would team up with Tyrian like that. That was beyond stupid but oh well. OH AND THEY REALLY HAD TO DO JAUNE'S HAIR LIKE THAT. I COMPLETELY FORGOT. Yeah we keeping his old hair for this fic. We not vibing with that banana hair due. Well that's all for now folks. Peace XD