A/N: I adore this headcannon to pieces; this was inspired by a list of headcannons on Chocobito's tumblr, as well as adorable fanart they did of young Karma in front of a pet store. Definitely go check out their stuff!

Nakamura squeaked as she almost ran into Karma's back. "Oi! Why'd you stop?" She complained, pressing her forehead against him. Nagisa slowed down in curiosity as he caught up.

"I've got to take a picture." Karma said with one of his evil grins, aiming his phone through the store window.

"Of what?" Nakamura peered over his shoulder. "That ugly parrot?"

"Yeah, my dad loves them." He typed quickly, and sent it off, looking on the verge of an evil cackle. Nakamura and the rest of the group looked to Nagisa. He shrugged, shaking his head. Even without meeting his parents, Nagisa was sure that whatever Karma was doing, it was fueled by mischief.

"Thanks for waiting, guys." Karma gave Nagisa a playful shove to get them all walking again. "Let me know if you see any bugs."

Akane fluttered, alerting Yako to a new text. She opened it, and snickered. "Neuro - it's for you."

He gracefully dropped from the ceiling. Striding between the empty theater seats towards her. He took the phone from her outstretched hand, making sure to hold on to Yako's head since she seemed prone to escape.

"He's your son!" Yako yelped, an excuse that Neuro knew meant whatever the joke was, it was at his expense. He looked at the phone, then back at her.

"You hatched him." He scolded, dragging her back up to the ceiling with him, ignoring her protests.

"Neuro! Not by the head, please! And-ow!- its comments like that -owowow- that makes him keep up with the jokes! Neuroooo!"

Yako's phone lay discarded on the seats below, showing a picture of a rather old and gray parrot with patchy feathers.

Dad - it u :D

Five minutes later it beeps with a picture of a very flat and unfortunate worm on the sidewalk, followed by: mooooom! Nooo! D: