So, this is probably a little bit OOC, but I just couldn't resist. Thank you for inspiring me with your story ("Exposed" by rgbcn), and encouraging me to write this, Regina!

"You know, this should become our, ehm, how is it called, ehm… tradition!", Penny exclaimed while raising her glass containing a brightly colored cocktail to her husband, Amy und Sheldon. "Once in a year we all, and Bernadette and Howard and that little Indian guy without a girlfriend, I'm kidding, I mean Raj of course, we all rent a holiday house together for the weekend and then we just have a lot of fun with these!" She giggled, the not insignificant amount of alcohol she had already consumed, showing its first effects.

"I really liked our trip to the cabin at Big Bear and it's even more fantastic here. Oh, that rhymes, did you hear? Oh, that was another rhyme, hihi." Amy had already started drinking her cocktail and it had gone straight into her veins. "Sheldon, what do you think, shall we do this more often? Please say yeeeeees!"

Sheldon sighed. "It's alright, as long as the time I have to spend outside and the amount of alcohol I have to consume doesn't become even more. We're sitting here at this pool for almost three hours already and the sun has set a long time ago. I don't know if I've ever been out of the shelter of four solid walls for that long…"

"You didn't even start drinking your cocktail, yet", Leonard said.

"So haven't you", Sheldon responded.

"Yeah, looking at Penny and Amy I'm not sure if it wasn't better to stay sober…" Leonard shot a glance at his wife, who was now tilting with her chair and putting the drinking straw between her lips like a cigarette and Amy who was trying to build a house of cards with beer mats, but already failing at constructing the first floor.

Suddenly a heavy gust of wind rushed through their sitting place and moved an abandoned air mattress, that had been lying at the edge of the swimming pool all the time, into the water, where it began to float slightly away from them.

"Ha, good I don't do my hair at all!" Amy exclaimed. "It would be ruined now completely."

"First time I'm jealous of your hairstyle!" Penny almost screamed with laughter, while patting her besties head clumsily.

Sheldon and Leonard twisted their eyes in synchrony and then smiled at each other. They still were two peas in a pod, sometimes.

"I am asking myself", Sheldon now muttered "what will affect the drifting of the air mattress more: The wind or the stream caused by the water nozzles under the surface…"

"Good question! Come, let's have a closer look…"

Leonard and Sheldon got up and went to the edge of the illuminated pool, where they pointed to the water nuzzles, tested the direction of the wind by sticking their wet fingers into the air and started discussing how to carry out this experiment in the best possible way.

"Booooring" Penny looked at Amy pouting. "Come on, Ames, I've got a much better idea!"
With some difficulties, Penny managed to get out of her chair. "Come!" She waved her hand, to encourage Amy to follow her.

"There are my cute scientists. Well, why don't you go a little closer?" With that, Penny gave both Leonard and Sheldon a surprisingly heavy nudge, causing them to fall into the water with a huge splash.

"Are you insane, Penny?" Sheldon screamed, as soon as his head was above the water, again.

"No, I just know how to have fun!" Penny pushed Amy, who was completely surprised, into the pool and then finally jumped inside, too.

"Never go swimming when you're drunk! Never go swimming with your clothes on! Never push anybody into the water! Have you ever heard any of those swimming rules, Penny?" Sheldon was fuming, but at the same time worried about the women not getting hurt in their drunken condition.

"Oh, oh, I almost can see the steam leaving from his ears", Amy giggled. "Please don't start boiling the water!"

"That's my girl!" Penny pointed to Amy. "Don't be such a spoilsport, Sheldon!"

"Come, let's get out of here", Leonard said annoyed, starting to walk towards the stairs, his clothes heavy with water.

"No, I think we should use this unexpected situation to train something we have never trained before", Sheldon interrupted him. "Swimming transport of persons unable to swim on their own while wearing soaked clothes in water. It's an important part of life guard training."

"Since when do you plan to be a lifeguard?" Leonard looked puzzled.

"I didn't say I plan to. But maybe one day I have to save somebody out of the water. I like to be prepared."

"Ok", Leonard sighed in defeat. "Penny, Amy, you play the victims. Just don't move at all."

"That's alright, I'm feeling tired anyway", Penny agreed.

The guys set the air mattress back to the edge of the pool, then placed themselves behind their partners, put their hands through the armpits of the girls and laid them on their cleavage. Then they started backstroking, using only their feet.

After only three meters, Leonard gave up. "That's stupid, I don't want to learn this anyway and I'm afraid Penny will fall asleep in the water. I think I'll better bring her to bed now."

"You never have had any great ambitions, Leonard. But it's ok, I'm fine with it."

Amy wanted to stop their training, too, and tried to get on her feet.

"No, no, little lady, we will finish this", Sheldon reprimanded, while Leonard helped Penny climbing out of the pool.

Sheldon started transporting Amy again. His friends always made fun of him, but he was in constant worry that something awful could happen and that his life and the lives of the people he loved would be in danger. He just wanted to be prepared for every possible scenario. Such as a shipwreck.

It wasn't easy to transport Amy like this. His clothes were heavy, her clothes were heavy and he only could use his feet for swimming. Maybe, if his hands could get a better grip on her… He shifted them a little – and put them directly on their breasts, feeling her nipples, that had hardened from the chilly water, through all her layers of clothes. Oh boy! He had never felt them like that before. Somehow, I was exciting… No, there was no time for such thoughts, now. He was training to save Amy's life.

Finally, they reached the end of the pool. That had to be enough, Sheldon was exhausted. He stood, put his arms around Amys belly from behind and rested his chin on her shoulder, unintentionally getting a great view at her breasts under the wet clothes from above. "Well, Amy, I hope I'll never have to save you from drowning, but we know now that at least I'm able to carry you for 10 Meters. Under normal circumstances I would insist that you would take your turn, now, and carry me, but I'm afraid, that under the influence of the alcohol you just have consumed, that would be dangerous for both of us." He kissed her cheek tenderly, then loosened from her, took her hand and said: "Let's get out of here and rid of that soaked clothes."

They exited the pool and started undressing. The feeling of the wet clothes sticking to them was just awful.

"I don't want to go inside to fetch towels, yet", Sheldon admitted. "Leonard and Penny still might be awake and I don't want them to see me naked."

"I don't, either!"

"But the air is colder now than the water, I'm freezing!"

"Then let's stay in the pool naked."

"Amy! How scandalous!" But secretly, he had hoped Amy would propose this. The idea of seeing Amy swimming around without any clothes, well, he liked it more than he would admit…

"There are still our cocktails on the table, I'll bring them here," Amy suggested and went to their former sitting place. Sheldon couldn't help but admire the swing of her hips… and her posterior, oh sweet Lord, her posterior... He gulped hard.

Amy returned with her own glass, as well as Leonard's and Sheldon's. "Cheers!" She emptied her glass with one big gulp and started climbing into the pool, again.

"You know there's the proverb don't drink and drive? There should be also don't drink and swim. Or," he grinned, "don't drink and dive!"

"Good idea!" Without any warning, Amy dove into the water and swam through Sheldons legs, where she brushed his manhood slightly. OH! - But Sheldon couldn't allow himself to enjoy the situation, again.

"Amy! That was really reckless! You're irresponsible!" He went straight to the place where the glasses were standing, heaved his body up, out of the water (the sight of this making Amy gulp, in return) and sat on the poolside. Then he started to empty his glass very quickly. "I have to prevent you from drinking more of this!" He exclaimed, then he gripped Leonards glass.

Amy was standing right in front of him now, trying to catch his hand with the beverage. "That's not fair, Sheldon, we should share this!"

"No way! You drank enough!"

"One cocktail! You're drinking two! And you're far less trained than me!"

"Too late!" Sheldon put the empty glass down slowly and stared playfully into Amys eyes. "What are you going to do about it?"

"I, I -" Amy had come even closer to him and suddenly she felt something between her legs. One of the water nuzzles. OH MY! That felt so gooooood! She was biting her bottom lip, closing her eyes for a brief moment. But… could she stay here, let her… most intimate spot… getting massaged by a water nuzzle in an open air pool? That was so dirty somehow, not appropriate at all… She blushed a bit. But then she grew more courageous. Yeah, tonight she wanted to do something crazy, being a bad girl, a very bad girl. She would let herself enjoy this, and not only herself…
"Well, I think I will punish you for stealing my half of the drink!" Amy said finally in an equally playful tone, putting her hands tenderly on his still small manhood.

"Amy, you can't do this", Sheldon whispered, still staring into her eyes. "We're outside, somebody could see us…"

"Why then you just don't get up and leave?" She was whispering, too, suppressing a moan of pleasure, cause by the hard and yet soft water jet between her folds.

Sheldon didn't say anything, just put his hands at both sides of her head, bent down and kissed her firmly and determined.

Their kiss grew more and more passionate quickly, both of their lips, tongues and teeth becoming like a little microcosm, that existed only here and now, acting completely on its own, its only purpose being to make its owners wind themselves in pleasure.

Sheldons legs were clasping behind Amys back, pressing her naked, wet body against his, his arousal caught up sliding between Amys breasts, her hands were clawing to his buttocks, his hands holding up her head, messing up her hair…

Suddenly there was the sound of a door being closed a little too heavy and steps on the gravel path that led to the pool. Amy and Sheldon broke free from each other in shock.

To be continued…

Sorry for making Penny, that I really love as a character, making act so unreasonable. Someone just had to get Amy drunk and Sheldon into the pool ;-)