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Absolute Zero

Chapter 5: Eating Yellow Ice

It was a nice and sunny day in Konohagakure, children were playing, couples were on dates, dogs were barking, and old people were reminiscing the good old days. Then there was Naruto…...If anyone were to pass by his home they would see a compound covered in snow and naked copies of a blonde teen cupping his hands together in anger. It has only been a couple of days since his breakthrough with not only his Fuinjutsu, but his Hyoton. The best part is that the black markings have receded below his elbow. Now here he was trying to practice his shape manipulation, but the farthest he could get was a rock, he couldn't even get a sphere. He was so frustrated, the first time he did that beautiful figurine of him and Haku and now everything else is crap. He was happy to find out that the figurine wouldn't melt which he has placed beside his bed. But that still didn't help him figure out why nothing is happening! Suddenly he received an influx of memories from two clones. HANDSIGNS! That's what it was.

Berating himself for not thinking of that his clones all gave him a deadpan stare. A tick mark formed on his head as he shouted. "Hey why are you looking at me like that! It's not like you idiots knew that too! Get back to work!"

"Who're you calling an idiot we're you!" one clone shouted only to get dispelled by an incoming snowball.

"SNOWBALL FIGHT!" another clone yelled out.

What was suppose to be training turned into a battlefield of fun. It was a free for all battle and unbeknownst to them a certain team consisting of a raven haired teen, pink haired teen, and silver hair adult were stuck looking with mixed reactions. Sakura was screaming looking away in embarrassment, Sasuke was trying to get the image of an army of naked Naruto's running around by rubbing dirt in his eyes, and Kakashi was taking pictures to use as blackmail only to get arrested by Anko as an excuse to take away his Icha-Icha. Kakashi ended up dropping his camera and his Icha Icha that Anko was trying to take away.

After a while one by one they started leaving or in this case Sakura running off to Ino's, Anko taking Kakashi to the Hokage for child pornography, and Sasuke picking up Kakashi's camera and book as payback for what he saw. Throughout this entire commotion Naruto did not hear any of it within this timeframe for he was having too much fun. This was it just him and thirty clones left. The only downside they were all targeting him each armed with snowballs, surprising some even made catapults and cannons made of snow thanks to seals. All Naruto could do was gulp. At the same moment the clones launched the snowballs toward their creator intending on ending his reign of tyranny! Naruto opened his mouth to let out a yell when all of a sudden the snow began to flow straight towards his mouth and into his stomach. The stunned looks of his clones were what grabbed his attention.

"Y-You just ate the snow!" one clone blurted out.

"Ate? More like inhaled!" Another yelled out.

"I even peed on most of them!" a third shouted.

Swallowing his saliva to see if it did indeed have pee, he was not delighted in finding out it was. Naruto was about to yell at the third clone when all of a sudden he lout out a massive burp that sent a wave of ice and snow towards the clones dispelling them all.

"Did I just roar out Ice!? AWESOME! Hey theres my shirt!"

Not only was he happy to learn he can make ice come out of his mouth, he also found his favorite shirt. After a few minutes of feeling a sense of accomplishment in learning something new, he realized that he recovered a great amount of energy and chakra. He wasn't even hungry anymore either! With a new look of determination he began summoning hundreds of clones to start training in Ice nature transformation. He had three groups so far, one would meditate in the snow, the second group will practice creating handsigns with Hyoton, and the last will be learning how to eat the ice and to what extent.

Meanwhile at the Uchiha clan compound Sasuke told his mom and Izumi he was home, setting down the camera on the coffee table he headed to his room to see what was the big deal with this book and why his sensei loved it so much.

After an hour of reading Sasuke was so engrossed with this book he did not hear his mother come in. Hearing an 'Ahem' Sasuke turned around with the book in his mother's line of sight. Seeing her son's bloody nose and the cover of the book, Mikoto's sharingan flared in anger. Grabbing the book from her son she shredded the book until all the pages were nothing, but scraps and burned it to nothing. "I WILL NOT HAVE YOU READING THIS SMUT IN THIS HOUSE YOUNG MAN! WE DO NOT NEED ANOTHER KAKASHI!"

Looking at his mother in fear Sasuke could only nod his head frantically before he ran outside to go train. Mikoto tried to call out his name, but it was to no avail. Sighing to herself she walked to the living room with Izumi, seeing her adopted daughter holding the camera Sasuke came in with.

"Why do you think Sasuke-kun had this Mikoto-sama?"

"I'm not sure Izumi-chan, let's see what's in there."

They both looked around to see if anyone was around their section of the compound especially Sasuke. Seeing no one in sight they began looking through the pictures. Mikoto and Izumi bristled in anger as they came across numerous pictures of naked woman. They were going to go hunt after Sasuke to make him explain why he has this camera until they stumbled on a picture of a familiar nude blonde.

"NARUTO-KUN'S NUDES!" they both yelled out before being blown back by a huge nosebleed.

Omake

Kakashi was surrounded by the council and the Hokage. He was currently being charged with a crime. Seeing the Hokage clear his throat he swung his gavel against the table.

"Kakashi you are charged for child pornography of an underaged minor. How do you plead?"

"Not guilty your honor!"

"That's a lie he's guilty!/There's clearly evidence!" members of the council roared out.

"Order Order!" The Hokage yelled.

"Kakashi I will let you speak, now I want you to explain why you are not guilty despite there being evidence."

With a nod Kakashi gave an eye smile "That's easy, your honor. He's not a minor because he's a shinobi."

Silence rang throughout the council room as the Hokage gave a sigh of embarrassment.

"He's right. Kakashi you are free of all charges."

Hearing those words from the Sandaime gave him tears of joy as he leapt in the air in happiness. Before he could run off in happiness the Hokage addressed one more thing.

"Even though you are free of all charges, you are to not be in within 500 meters of any park or any child related area."

From that day on Kakashi was now called "Kakashi of the Pervert Eye".

That's it for this chapter, I know it's super short compared to the other four, but this one is meant to be more of a form of entertainment before my next chapters. The next two are going to be time skips to the chunin exams. These chapters might take some time since I want to plan them out nice, so don't rush please and as always Fave, Follow, and Review!

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