Chapter 5

..."What? Die? For your amusement? For your pleasure? Never and never will. Tell it to someone who gives a shit," Naruto stated as he felt Hiruzen's presence enter the room, but lurk in the shadows.

Danzo's slimy voice rang out, "So you finally show your true face."

He thought, 'This is the perfect opportunity to get him in my ROOT and soon all of Konoha will be under my heel.'

Naruto gave a cold chuckle, something that completely unnerved everyone in the room as they didn't expect something to come from Naruto which broke all the civilians out in a cold sweat.

"Trust me, Danzo. If you knew my true face you would be scared very scared. Very scared. But I am not here to pander to your miserable fantasies, but why am I here?"

Tsume said, "They wish to punish you for your crimes."

"I see... Tell me, civilians does the Hokage know about this?"

An older civilian council member snorted, "The Hokage is a blithering old fool to allow you to keep living, but when you die, he will finally realize it and he will reward us greatly for doing Kami's work."

Several ninja council members twitched in irritation before Naruto gave a harsh laugh before he turned and said, "You hear that, old man?"

Sakura's mother screamed, "What's so funny?! You-"

Hiruzen slowly made his way forward as he coldly stated, "So I am a blithering old food, is that it?"

Most of the civilian council pissed themselves while the one who said the statement just shit themselves in fear as they could only look at their laps as the Hokage glared at them.

Naruto gave a harsh laugh and wiped a tear of mirth from his eye as he made himself comfortable, 'This is going to be sweet.'

[Present]

"Well?!" He snapped, causing all the civilians to jump before one of them stuttered out, "H-Hokage-sama. We had no idea you were here!"

Hiruzen slightly tilted his head, "Tell me, did you think that you could call a meeting about one of my ninja and expect me not to be present so you could do whatever you wish with them? How...revolting."

Before any of them could say anything, Hiruzen steadily raised his killing intent, making even the hidden ABNU shudder along with the clan heads as he said, "Let me make this viciously clear-"

He disappeared from sight before appearing before the person who called him a fool and he punched his head so hard that it painted the floor in brain matter and skull fragments behind him.

The civilians were about to scream before Hiruzen' cold glare made them silent as he paced the length around the table the civilian council members were sitting in front of.

"I. Am the Hokage and will continue to be until I pass on my hat to another contender. You all, seem to forget that I have the true power here, not you. Tell me, where is the civilian council on the chain of command?"

A brown-haired civilian council member named Genma said, "Under the ABNU Commander?"

Naruto could only silently tut as he shook his head, 'Wrong answer, stupid.'

Hiruzen looked at Genma who then quickly had his head sliced off as Hiruzen twirled a bloody kunai in his hand.

"Wrong answer. The civilians are nowhere on the chain of command and never will be. You have no right to order my ninja to do anything. This is not a democracy. You, the clan heads, and the elders are here for one thing. To advise me, not lead me. But now, it's time for a change. ABNU!"

A group of ten ABNU came and kneeled before Hiruzen as he stated, "Take all the civilians to Anko and Ikibi, as of right now the civilian council is disbanded and if I decide to recreate it, it will be of people who have Konoha's best interests at heart. Get them out of here."

The civilians tried to refuse but their complaints were ignored as they were taken to the T&I Department.

The room was silent as Naruto could only grin before his laughter rang out as everyone stared at him while Hiruzen smiled at him, "Did you enjoy that?"

"Very. You still got it, I always wondered why they always had the strongest person in mind and spirit as the Hokage instead of brute strength and now I see why."

Hiruzen grinned, "Care to explain how you know?"

"Simple, anyone else would have brutally murdered them," He shrugged as Hiruzen snorted, but didn't refute his comment.

'It's not like I haven't daydreamed about their deaths for years now...' He thought as he took out his pipe and lit it before taking a puff of it, letting the smoke relax him.

"Does anyone else have anything they wish to bring up?" He quipped as he looked around the room.

"No, Hokage-sama," Shikuku said

"No, Hir-I mean, Hokage-sama," Koharu stated, softly

"Good, then you are dismissed," He smiled before leaving with Naruto in tow.

"No one calls the professor a fool and gets away with it," Naruto muttered

"Damn straight, they don't," He huffed before he entered his office and the two took to chatting for a bit longer before Naruto made his way back to his new home. As he prepared for his first three days with Midnight.

Naruto made his way back and turned in early, stripping into his boxers and settled in for a good night's sleep.

[Dream/Flashback]

Naruto was four-years-old and was hiding in one of the closets in the spare, mostly clean bedrooms of the apartment that Hiruzen allowed him to stay at. He listened to the mob rummage through his usual bedroom as he drifted off to sleep.

[Mindscape]

Naruto quickly made his way past the twists and turns of his mind, not minding the ankle-deep water as he found himself standing in as he stood in front of a massive golden cage with a paper placed in the middle with the kanji for 'Seal' on it.

A pair of strong, milky-white arms appeared as Naruto felt himself grin before he raced between the bars to find himself in the warm embrace of one of the few people who didn't despise the fact that he could breathe.

A handsome scarlet red-head came into the view with the same whisker marks appearing on Naruto's own face as a child-like voice cried out, "Papa!"

A grin lit up the older man's face as he planted a kiss on Naruto's forehead, "Kit."

Naruto could only grin at the affectionate nickname that filled his chest with warmth as he stood up to place sloppy, childish kisses over the man's cheek as a purr rang out from him as he nuzzled against him.

"Will you stay with me?"

"Of course, I'll always be with you, kit. But now its' time to wake up."

Naruto pouted as his lip trembled, "No, I don't want to. I want to stay with you. It doesn't hurt here and you are warm."

The older man could only sigh before he kissed the young boy on his forehead, "Kit, I will always be here, but you are waking up on your own. Remember what I told you."

"Survive..."

"Yes, that's right. Don't worry, I'll be here waiting for you tomorrow."

Naruto could only nod as tears began to blur his vision that he had to go back into reality and all the pain that came with it but as he looked up to see his face, his vision swirled out of focus and everything went black.

[Reality]

Naruto snapped awake as he immediately sat up before he glanced out his window and saw that it was still early before flipping over to the cool side of his pillow and allowed his head to fall on it.

'What was that?' He thought as he looked at the ceiling as he tried to calm his racing heart.

"Fuck. But the one question I have from that is...who was that man and why is he so familiar?"

Naruto then drifted back off to sleep for the next two hours before everyone came downstairs to eat breakfast before everyone was sent to their assigned teacher and as Naruto left with Midnight before he waved to Aizawa off before he vanished with her. Making the tired-looking man crack a smile, even if he would never admit it as he returned to his office.

[With Midnight]

As the two were walking, Naruto said, "What are we going to do now?"

Midnight smiled, "First, we need to get you your first club outfit."

"Club outfit?"

"Of course. You can't expect to wear only your ninja gear when you go into a club, except for certain occasions."

"Apparently not, but considering that you are jounin, I can assume that you already know that I am not well-liked."

"A very vile understatement, but those people can fuck off. I'm taking you to a clothing store in the red light district, they won't care and if they do, I'll be there to make sure you are treated fairly sound good?"

"Yes," He grinned

"Then let's go," She smiled as she led him into a clothing store that was unlike anything he saw before as they entered were an ashy blonde woman wearing a very open, shoulderless Chinese dress.

When the woman saw him, her eyes widened, "Foxy-chan?"

Naruto felt another piece of a memory flash before his eyes, it was a younger version of the woman before him as he recalled her name, "Asuka-chan?"

She grinned, "You do remember me!"

The woman then buried his head in her tits before Midnight broke them up and said, "As much as I hate to ruin a warm moment, I am in need of your help."

"Ah, is Foxy-chan a part of your group?"

"He is now."

"Good. He's too good for those bastards who think they are true ninjas when they barely any of the dirty work."

Midnight sighed, "So true, but help me. I need to get him his first outfit for the club."

"I'll get you his outfit and more, come on!" She grinned as she dragged Naruto to the back of the store with Midnight following.

After an hour, Midnight and Asuka were gushed over Naruto's outfit which consisted of a black sleeveless Chinese silk top, down to leather pants held up by a spiked belt and leather boots, on his arms were black satin arm warmers.

"You look fantastic!" They shouted making Naruto blush to high heaven and back.

"Thank you," He muttered, trying not to his embarrassment completely overtake him

"I always wondered why you wore that fugly orange jumpsuit..." She sighed as she rested her chin on her hand as she continued inwardly, 'And why you told us to keep our distance from you all those years ago.'

"Regardless, this outfit is perfect, I am going to show you the club now and where you will be staying for the next few days," Midnight grinned before dragging Naruto out who then waved at her.

"Goodbye."

"Goodbye, Foxy-chan," She waved before watching him disappear

[With Naruto]

"Did you know her personally?" She asked as they continued to walk

"I feel like I do...But I feel there are a lot of pieces of missing, something that I should know by heart, but I can't put my damn finger on it."

"It will come back to you in time. Now, let me introduce you to the club you are going to be staying at."

The club, Poppy & Nectar was a two-story building with twisted metal pillars, the front doors were made of dark oak and golden doorknobs. When Midnight opened the doors, allowing them to enter, Naruto absorbed the features of the room with glee.

The floor was made of dark marble, the room was massive as two staircases lead to a series of rooms above on the second floor. The first floor was filled with different couches, tables, and chairs of various designs that screamed luxury. At the side was a massive bar filled to the brim with a variety of liquor and alcohol bottles.

Naruto could see the strong back of a black-haired man who was cleaning a shot glass before he turned to see the blond in question. The man was literally a patchwork of different skin, but he had a high collar covering his mouth. His eyes were lidded as he had six piercings on each ear and a triple silver nostril piercing.

"Yo, so you are the little blond that has been causing havoc across Konoha, huh?" He drolled as he tilted his head towards Naruto, his turquoise eyes boring into Naruto's blue ones.

"Yes, my name is Naruto," He smiled as he lifted a hand for him to shake, which he took.

"Dabi, just call me Dabi," He nodded

"Oh, Dabi-kun, I'm happy you managed to introduce yourself. Usually, I have to do it."

He huffed before turning away as Midnight giggled, "Don't mind him. He usually wakes up around this time to silently polish his glasses in peace. He usually growls at people, but he's a sweetheart deep down."

The black-haired man could only roll his eyes as he continued to polish his glasses.

"Let me give you the grand tour and then I'll show you how seduction works."

Over the course of the three days, Naruto was trained over the course of seduction and erotic jutsus along with passive interrogation.

Midnight enjoyed how Naruto got into the grip of things so quickly, how he would continue to try and try again until he got it correct.

'The bastard who discarded him just because he's a dead last is a miserable idiot,' She inwardly spat before she laughed when she introduced Naruto to his partner that he would be practicing his erotic jutsus on.

[Flashback: 2nd Day]

A girl that was the same age as Naruto and she stood at the same height of him, she was has silver hair that was pulled up in a high ponytail with sea green eyes, pink lips and a soft, heart-shaped face.

"It's nice to meet you, Naruto. I'm Haruko."

"Beautiful..." He whispered

She blushed, "Thank you."

Midnight softly stated, "You are going to be partners and she will be who you will practice your jutsu on."

"W-what?" He yelped

She tilted her head, "Is there a problem?"

Naruto spluttered but could barely get out, "But, is she okay with this? I-I-"

She pouted, "Don't you like me?"

Naruto immediately shook his head, "No! No, I do like you! It's just, I-"

Midnight immediately understood while the younger girl said, "You are worried that I would be disgusted with you considering that you are a container?"

Naruto's eyes widened before she hugged him, "I don't care, Naruto. It's okay and if you need to hear it, you have my permission."

He bit on his lower lip, "Okay..."

The two girls could only giggle as Midnight chuckled, "You are such a gentleman, even if you weren't trained properly with manners."

He pouted, "I'm not a pervert, I learned from the old man how to treat girls correctly."

"How sweet, but we will get to that later. Don't worry, Naruto-kun, soon you will make girls and even guys melt at your touch."

"If you say so..." He whispered as his partner lead him to the bedroom.

Naruto then spent the rest of his time under Midnight by caressing and finding most of a girl's soft and pleasure spots, then through kissing, and using chakra to manipulate the nerves of the body.

The blond couldn't help himself but melt at her touch and made to match her moves with the same ferocity which she grinned and loved at having him as a partner before the third day ended and she kissed his cheek when it was time for him to go.

As he waved everyone who worked at the club goodbye, Dabi wolf-whistled at him, making him flush as the older man cackled much to the laughter of everyone and the scolding frowns Haruko and Midnight gave him as he fixed himself a drink.

[Present]

Naruto made his way back to the house to change into a pair of workout shorts with a t-shirt and as he opened the door, All Might suddenly appeared in front of him surprising him, "Young Naruto is here!"

"All Might! I was just about to head down."

"Have you eaten yet?"

"I had with Midnight, where are we going?"

"To the junkyard, we will begin your training there."

"Alright, lets' go!" Naruto shouted before the pair walked outside before All Might carried Naruto on his back before taking a massive leap that could have made Guy's jaw drop to the ground.

"Wow!" He shouted as he looked at the sight below him before all too soon it was over and he got off of him.

"That was awesome! Do you do that for everyone?" He asked

"At least once," He shrugged before he showed Naruto around.

"And you enjoy it," He quipped

All Might could only grin, "A bit. Now let us get started."

The next three days were something Naruto would never forget, especially considering how tired he was at the end of it.

'Cheerful man, he may be, but he's utterly ruthless as a teacher,' He thought as he made his way through the training session.

[Flashback: 2nd Day]

After Naruto finished training with his weights, he turned on his gravity seals and made his way towards where All Might was watching, "What's next sir?"

"Running around the village, the seals will increase every ten minutes, try to keep up the same speed, throughout the entire time."

"Got it, sir!" He grinned before he made to complete his assigned task.

With every five minutes, the seals weighed down on him even more than before but Naruto kept pressing forward. By the time, Naruto came back, the gravity on him was twenty before All Might released him from it, causing him to collapse on the ground with a moan.

"You will get used to it, soon, Young Naruto."

"Yes. But can I take a break?"

"Sure, do you want me to-"

"No, sir. It's okay. I just want to rest on the cold ground."

"Very well, you have ten minutes."

"Thank you, sir," Naruto smiled before he immediately fell into the world of naps, while All Might could only laugh.

'That never gets old.'

[Present]

Naruto could only grin as he finished his first sessions with his two teachers and made to take a deep sleep after he ate dinner with his fellow ninja, chatting about their experiences over the week.

The blond could only grin as he found a place where he could belong and wasn't placed behind a barrier, alone and isolated. It could only make him grin like an idiot all the way to bed as when he drifted off to unconsciousness, he felt a pair of arms wrap around him that just lulled him to sleep.

[9 AM]

Naruto woke up with a yawn as he stretched all the kinks out of his back and made to shower, get dressed along with wrapping bandages around his arms for support. After eating, he made his way out to travel around Konoha via the rooftops, ignoring the civilians who barely managed to catch a glimpse of him, before he bumped into someone.

"Oof, ugh, sorry about that."

"Look at what we have here, the pranking brat," A female voice purred

Naruto looked up to see perfect D-cups wrapped in fishnet and a sadistic smirk, "Anko Mitarashi."

"Glad to know my reputation precedes me and I've been looking for you."

"Have you now?"

"Yeah, I wanted to thank you for giving me and my boss the opportunity to tear into those bastard civilian council members. I've been gunning for pinky for the longest time."

"No problem, but can I ask of you one thing if you haven't tortured her yet."

"Depends on what it is, minus me going easy on her."

"Hell no, not that. She has a vile fear of cockroaches and maggots. You use both and she'll fold like a heap of cards."

"Oh, and how do you know that?"

"Because her twat of a daughter is the same."

"Hm...You are different from I expected."

"Why, expecting a loud mouth wrapped in orange who would do anything for his precious Sakura-chan and anyone else who gave a shit to find me as something to use?"

"Rather cold to say that about your fellow genin, brat."

He snorted, "They turned on me first. I'm returning the favor."

'They turned on him,' She inwardly quipped as she observed Naruto, the supposed brat who should have died on his first mission outside the village.

'I need to speak with Nai-chan...'

"If that's all, the hot springs are calling me," He smiled before he jumped from the rooftops and disappeared from sight altogether, shocking Anko as she extended her senses and couldn't even find him.

'So the brat has a lot more secrets...It will be a treat to unravel them,' She grinned as she licked her lips, before making her way back to the T&I Department.

Naruto made his way towards the Hot Springs, spending several hours there as nobody came in while he was there was a giant plus in his book. But unfortunately, he had to get out, he really didn't want to risk falling asleep and having some idiot take a shot to slit his throat in the bath.

When he got out, he made his way to a training ground to do pull-ups in a random tree, before a cold voice rang out, "What are you doing here?"

"Pull-ups..." Naruto quipped as he finished twenty more before jumping down and landing safely on the ground.

Her eyes widened before they grew colder and Naruto immediately knew the look by heart, but couldn't help himself but to roll his eyes.

"If you will excuse me."

"You are not going anywhere. Where have you been for the past few months?"

"You have no reason to question about my whereabouts, Yuuhi-san."

Kurenai's eye twitched, "Yes, I do. Now genin, tell me where have you been."

"I refuse to answer, Yuuhi-san. Only the Hokage and those involved have a right to such matters such as my current location."

She growled at him, before it turned into a smirk, "How about a spar?"

"A spar?"

"Yes. Whoever falls the other is able to request one thing of the fallen."

"And what would I get out of that? I know that you desire I answer where have I been and what I have been doing, but what I do I get? How do I know that if I win you will actually honor my request?"

"My status of a jounin should be enough."

"You know that's a load of shit, Yuuhi. I have more reasons than anyone to know that your rank means shit when it counts."

"Fine. I swear on my headband and I take it you will do the same?"

"Of course, because unlike some people, I honor my deals."

Kurenai huffed before she got into a stance, while Naruto got into his own, "Ready?"

"Yes," He sighed

She immediately charged at him to knock him unconscious, but Naruto avoided it and knew the only that was jounin level about her was genjutsu skills, everything else was mid to high chunin level.

Kurenai's eyes widened but Naruto didn't give any chances and made to finish her quickly, by swiping her legs underneath her and forcing her on her back and silently creating a shadow clone before having it shift into a length of rope, which he restrained her with.

"Looks like I win..." He said, softly as Kurenai could only look at the blond in shock.

'I lost? But...how? And so quick, I was going to knock him unconscious before having him tell me where he's been for Hinata.'

"How...?"

"Simple. You underestimated me and I made short work of you. And now that I win, my terms."

"But-"

"No buts, Yuuhi-san," He sighed as touched his headband that was around his neck, "You swore to uphold your end of the bargain. I never broke my word and don't intend too, but if you do, that proves your word is next to shit, even if that word is pitted against the demon brat."

She wanted to spit as she inwardly prepared herself, "Fine! What do you want? I bet you want to grope me to your heart's content is that? Or maybe a kiss?"

"No, Yuuhi-san. I don't want anything from you. You losing to me is sweet enough. I hope our future meetings are few and scare."

He then dispelled his shadow clone and disappeared back to his home as Kurenai rubbed her wrists and couldn't help but to think that she may have stepped in something she should've stayed out of.

[With Naruto]

Naruto made his way back into the forest where everyone was either sparring with each other or relaxing, as he smiled and waved as he made his way passed them before deciding to rest against a bunk of a tree.

Then he heard the scratching of a pencil against paper before he looked up to see Izuku muttering and writing in his notebook, Naruto couldn't deny that he was curious as he silently made his way up to Izuku's branch where he was laying on and said, "Hey."

Izuku flinched before he saw it was Naruto and said, "Hi."

"Sorry, I startled you."

"It's okay. Do you want to see?"

"Sure," Naruto smiled as he sat next to the green-haired boy who showed him, all of his drawings and notes.

"Hero costumes?" Naruto asked

Izuku blushed, "It's sort of a hobby of mine, it's dorky, I know."

"It's not dorky, it's a hobby. I'm pretty sure all hobbies on some level are dorky to someone else."

Izuku could only grin at him as his face flushed red before he took in several calming breaths before he continued talking, "I'm glad you like it. But um, you don't have to answer if you don't want too, but what do you think of weapons?"

"They are useful, but as you don't solely depend on them, then they are interesting. Why?"

"I've been coming up with new ideas and I want your opinion on them."

"Offensive or defensive?"

"Defensive?"

"Yeah, considering what are the two major things that cause ninja to die on the field?"

"Surprise attacks and blood loss."

"Exactly. What if those two things were removed?"

"It would cause a lot less trauma and stress for newbies on the field."

"We'll discuss more on this later, but I hope you can bring your creations to light."

Then Aizawa came into the fray and called everyone to get in line, "Alright all of you listen up. Tonight, we are going to the ABNU sector, where the obstacle course is and I expect all of you to finish it within five minutes. You screw up more than five times, I'll add it to your punishment you have to do once you complete the obstacle course to my satisfaction, understand?"

"Yes, sir!" They shouted as one

"Get moving," He ordered as the class immediately left

[Bar]

Kakashi, Asuma, Kurenai, Guy, and Anko were all at a bar drinking before Kakashi said, "Have any of you seen Naruto?"

Asuma and Guy shook their heads, while Anko stated, "I saw the kid in the morning, walking around the rooftops."

"I saw him while he was doing pull-ups, later in the afternoon," Kurenai stated, softly

"Really? How is he?" Guy asked

"Is he still even a ninja?" Asuma quipped, downing his drink

Kakashi snorted and was about to refuse before Anko stated, "Yeah. He still has his headband and I actually spoke to him."

"What did he say?"

"He was rather cold about all of your genin and something stuck with me...He said They turned on me first. Did any of your brats have a spat with him?"

"No. Other than the fact they have been looking for him. What else did he say?"

"Why? Expecting a loud mouth wrapped in orange who would do anything for his precious Sakura-chan and anyone else who gave a shit to find me as something to use?"

"That doesn't sound like young Naruto, why are his flames so diminished?" Guy asked, sadly

"Neglect could be one, the kid doesn't seem like the type to spew hate on others without a reason."

Everyone looked at Kakashi who sighed, "I trained him just like I trained all of my other students."

"Uh-huh, The kid is as stubborn as a mule, why was Mr. I'm-going-to-be-the-Hokage, decide to call it quits and be removed from your team if it was something small?"

"What's it to you, Anko? He has no talent and it would be a waste of time," Kakashi coldly spat

"So, it is neglect."

Kurenai sighed, "I wouldn't say he doesn't have any talent. I was kind of in a bad mood and I challenged him to a spar and he beat me. Does that sound like the loser you were describing Kakashi?"

"Nai-chan..." Anko said, sadly, making Kurenai feel bad

"Did he want anything from you?" Asuma asked

"No. He just beat me and let me go, saying he didn't want anything from me."

Guy punched Kakashi in the head, smashing it into the bar as he said, "That's very unyouthful of you, Kakashi. Have your flames dimmed so much that you would turn your back on your own student?"

Anko snorted, "Hypocrite, much?"

Kakashi pulled his head from the bar, before paying his tab and left without saying a word.

Guy made his way home, leaving just Asuma with Anko and Kurenai.

"How did he fight?" He asked

"To my dismay, the fight was over pretty quickly, I rushed at him, but he avoided me, before having a clone shift into a rope and restrain me."

"Interesting."

"Very, I'd keep an eye out for your genin, Nai and you too, Asuma. There has to be a reason why the kid just went cold turkey on his team and why he's so different."

"I'll keep a lookout, then," Kurenai stated, as she paid her tab

Asuma sighed, "Thanks for the warning."

The three then left, Konoha's resident sunshine blonde on the front of their minds for the rest of the night.

[9 AM]

Naruto yawned and stretched as he shook off the grip of sleep as he made to take a shower and get dressed. He slowly made his way downstairs, past everyone who was still asleep as he made his way out of the house after he ate a quick breakfast in the kitchen.

He let his legs take him to a random training ground, which so happened to be Training ground #10 as he walked on the lake, the training ground was outfitted and began to meditate.

After an hour, Team 10 appeared and were shocked at seeing the blonde meditating on the water, with no support.

Asuma said, "Let's leave him alone, guys."

Ino had different ideas and threw a kunai at him, as Asuma shouted at her before Naruto caught it and flung it back to its' sender with twice the force, nicking Ino's ear causing to release a piercing screaming, bringing Naruto out of his trace and both of her teammates into shock.

Naruto glanced towards the shore and said, "Team 10. I suppose I should leave, yes?"

"You-You bastard! Look at what you did to my ear!" She screamed, her blood seeping through her fingers.

He coldly stated as he walked towards the group, "Says the person who threw a kunai at me? Did you think what could have happened if I didn't catch it, huh?"

"I just wanted to scare you a bit."

Naruto's eyes only grew colder, "And you think scaring a person either ninja or civilian is a good idea? You're lucky it was your ear instead of an eye. Regardless, I'm leaving."

Ino then grabbed Naruto by the back of his shirt, "Oh no, you aren't! You are going to explain where the hell you've been!"

Naruto cracked his neck, the sound echoing throughout the training ground as he slowly turned to face her, making Ino's entire body numb as she backed up, bumping into a frozen Choji.

"Listen, Yamanaka, I don't owe you shit. Let the pain be a warning to you, try to scare someone like that and your intended target may have your head."

Ino couldn't keep her eyes off the other blond as he turned towards Asuma and said, "Have a good day, Sarutobi san."

Naruto then disappeared as the entire team shook off the shock as Asuma took Ino to the hospital to get her ear patched up, knowing things were only going to get worse.

[With Naruto]

He made his way to Hiruzen's office as the two drank tea and made idle chatter before the door slammed open and Ino stormed in with her parents and she saw Naruto before trying to attack him only for him to elbow her in the stomach before slamming her on the floor, forcing her arms back.

"You need to stop this, Yamanaka. You should know that I intend to be no one's punching bag and if you keep this up, it will only get worse for you."

Inoichi while keeping his wife silent said, "Could you please get off my daughter?"

Naruto did as he asked as she quickly made to hide behind her parents as Maya, Ino's mother said, "Our daughter told us, Naruto attack her with no provocation, is that true?"

Hiruzen glanced at Naruto and said, "Would you like to explain?"

"Of course. Lord and Lady Yamanaka, I didn't attack your daughter with no provocation, she threw a kunai at me first. I was meditating on the lake and she threw it in an effort to 'scare me a bit'."

Inoichi glanced at his daughter and knew from her body language that just screamed, 'I'm caught in a lie!'

He sighed and said, "My apologies, Naruto-san."

"I accept your apology and I am happy you are one of the few who would search for the truth instead of just trying to hang me."

Hiruzen hummed, "I take it, that the both of you will deal with her punishment?"

"Yes," Inoichi and Maya stated with a nodded

Ino yelled, "What about him?"

Hiruzen gave her a flat look, which made her feel ten inches tall, "You attacked him first and you expect him to be punished for that?"

Ino found herself speechless before she glared at Naruto who could only raise an eyebrow in question as Ino and her parents exited Hiruzen's office.

"Well, well, that was interesting!" Naruto chirped

Hiruzen chuckled, "When should I expect pranking hell?"

Naruto gave an impish grin, "Soon~."

"Have you read the books I gave you?"

"Two of them, but not the last one. But how have you been? The paperwork hasn't taken you over, have you?"

"Like hell, I'll be taken over by sheets of paper and I don't have to do any, because you see because I now have two assistants who can sort my papers for me and do the sorting for those actually relevant to the production of Konoha."

"So... Removing Danzo's two stooges that could support and leave him alone in meetings where he doesn't have a voice or those to support him anymore, that it?"

Hiruzen gave a slight smirk of his own as he bit into his pipe, "A bit."

Naruto snorted, "You would make girls just faint and melt in your youth didn't you?"

"Not telling."

[A Week Later]

Ino was fuming over getting her ass chewed out by her parents and grounded from everything she liked minus training and they took all of her beloved make-up and fashion magazines to prove that they were serious.

Shikamaru and Choji were forced to face the brunt of her outrage as she ranted and raved her 'unjust' punishment, while Shikamaru was solely focused on Naruto.

When Team 7 and Team 8 came, Ino immediately ranted about Naruto to anyone who would listen, but it only got her jeers from Sakura, "Even the dead last is better than you, Ino!"

Ino could only viciously fume as she said, "I'll make him pay. No one makes a fool out of me and gets away with it."

As the teachers discussed and left their genin to their devices, they began to walk around Konoha before they were called back. As they walked, they saw a sight for sore eyes, walking between two very interesting girls.

It was Naruto who was chatting with Ochaco and Toru, making Sakura twitch as she knew the girls were immediately better looking than her and made her sub-consciously react, "Naruto-baka!"

Her fist was caught by Ochaco who pushed her away, making her stumble into Shikamaru.

"Why did you stop me from hitting the baka?" She hissed as she brushed herself off

"Why are you attacking my friend?" She quipped, not liking the pink-haired girl at all

Before Sakura could speak, Naruto's even tone rang out, making everyone stare at him "That's just how she is. She's not like you, Toru-chan, or any of the other girls at the house. She's a fangirl who needs to wail on someone to feel better because she knows she's hideous inside and out."

His words shocked all the rookies, especially his crush who never expected to hear that, especially from the boy who proclaimed that he loved her on a near constant basis.

"It doesn't help that I used to be her punching bag," He shrugged

She spat, "You still are, now stay still and-" Toru had enough clocked right in the mouth, making her fall unconscious as both Ochaco and Toru looked at the fallen girl in shock.

"Really, that's it? I put 1/10th of my strength and that and she fell?" She asked

Naruto sighed, "She's really weak as well..."

"Why...did you allow that to punch you all the time?"

"Hmph...why indeed."

"Don't tell you like her?" Ochaco sighed

"Not really...As the days pass I wonder why I allowed her to do what she did, myself...I need to meditate more."

Toru huffed, "Well, either way, I won't have it."

Ino screamed, showing them her ear, "How can you defend him, look at what he did to my ear!"

Naruto frowned, "You chuck a kunai at me and not expect it back?"

"She a kunai at you?" Ochaco asked

"Yeah, she's all bitchy now considering that she wants to get me in trouble now that she has trouble at home."

Then Kiba opens his mouth and said, "At least she has a home, I bet your parents hung themselves to get away from you and-,"

Kiba couldn't it within him to speak anymore as Naruto just gave him a tight smile, but it was very cold, unlike anything the group of clan heirs experienced, causing all of them to step back.

Naruto tutted, "You really are something, aren't you, Inuzuka? You can never keep that tongue behind your teeth when it's needed."

Kiba tried to make a comeback, before Naruto gave him a vicious uppercut to the jaw, knocking him unconscious as everyone stared at him in horror before he turned to Shino, ignoring the violent wince the boy gave when he did and said, "Tell him to keep his miserable opinions to himself. If he says anything about my parents again, I'm going to punch out all of his teeth."

Shino nodded and before anyone could do anything, Hinata finally got the nerve to speak, "Tt-this isn't y-you, Naruto-kun..."

Naruto let out a snort as he barely gave Hinata a glance, "And what do you know about me, Stalker-chan?"

Hinata collapsed to her knees as the girls gave her comfort as everyone could watch as the three left, in various states of shock, anger, or slight fear.

As the three continued their conversation, within Naruto's mind, behind a massive dark golden cage, a single red eye opened as a dark chuckle rang out, echoing through his prison.

"So...The kit is starting to bring out his old feelings along with pieces of his old memories, I'll meet up with him soon enough, I can't wait to see the carnage this kit will cause..."

The three made it back and was about to relax in the living room before a simpering voice rang out, "Well, well, if it isn't the new addition to the A class. Naruto Uzumaki, was it? I'm Neito Monoma..."

Naruto turned to see a dark blond who had smug blue eyes and white pupils. Everything about him just screamed condescending and Naruto barely held it within him to sigh.

'Why do I have the feeling this guy is going to be a giant ass?' Naruto inwardly quipped as he stood up straight to face him.

Ending the chapter! I am ending the chapter! I hope all of you like it, tell me what do you think? Also, let me make a few things clear and I am not trying to be mean here.

First, Naruto will like both genders, there will be no changing on that and those who want him to be straight as an arrow, I have two words for you...Fuck off.

Secondly, Naruto will NOT have a harem, he will have a series of lovers, yes. A harem is him claiming that those he wants are his and only his which he will not do. Naruto will love someone whether boy or girl, depends on how I feel when I think Naruto has experienced enough of the world to decide who will stand by his side for the remainder of his life.

Third, I understand people have suggestions and trust me I do, but you need to understand that the muse does what it wants. I cannot and will NOT be pulling my hair out to satisfy everyone, its' just not possible and I will not have my love of writing be diminished due to some people that just can't take a hint! Personally, my stories are my ideas and have come and gone as I want them, that why people like them. I am not going to say that I don't get ideas from my reviews, because I would be a liar and in the name of Zack from Angels of Death "I hate liars." Nothing will ever be a definite yes or no because ideas come out of nowhere and push the story forward, please understand.

Fourth, the story will go along as I write and if you don't like it, don't read it. There has never been a more simple thing to do. People are way too sensitive nowadays.

Fifth, The Rookies will realize their mistakes, but they have to hit rock bottom first and work their way towards Naruto's forgiveness, Naruto will not instantly forgive them and I will ignore those who review/PM me to make a harem, forgive those of the Rookie 9, or make Naruto straight, I won't have it.

Sixth, to all writers out there, I leave you this, you have the ability to write what you want. The readers read your works for their viewing pleasure and if they don't like its' their choice or if they try to force you, tell them to piss off. As a writer, you take the time out of your day to write and you have the right to type or write whatever the hell you want. That's why fanfiction was created. Now, away from the preachy stuff, I don't expect a bunch of butthurt comments on my review page or my PMs also to the idiots, who feel the need to tear down people's writings when you don't even have your own, you can go suck on a fire hydrant a dog has just pissed on.

Now, onto the review replies.

doomqwer - I know right? But tell me who would fuck them in that way?

Draph91 - No problem

AnimeKing211 - Ah, so true...

Sandman001 - Oh, now you make me want to add the pairing in... It's so tempting. Kidding...Maybe~.

LoamyCoffee - It's quite easy to make Katsuki a shit of a person, especially in the beginning of the manga for what he did to Izuku and all of his actions, I can see why people like him, but I did hate him at the beginning for what he has done and I am just wondering why hasn't Izuku just kicked the shit out of him already. I feel making him a bit more mature would help the story, I'd feel the need to kill him off if he was the same as he was in the beginning. Now, my dear Loamy, you are talking my language with the League of Villains as a missing ninja organization along with Stain being a missing-nin is interesting, but I was thinking of him as a vigilante, steamed from his entire family and village being slaughtered by ninjas, or I could go with your idea but him being bright and optimistic as Naruto only to be crushed by reality and has a vicious hate for ninjas because of it. I am glad you enjoy it!

(guest) Gulo - Thank you and I hope you continue to enjoy it.

eniox27 - The reason why is because they fit in with the story. You can't expect Naruto to fight with a weapon that promotes positive emotions, right? They are to push the story along, just go with it. I wish I wrote her head getting blown off, but its too soon into the story. I choose Midnight because even though she's an R-18 hero, I feel she could connect with Naruto in a motherly way and could break him out of his shell and well sex is where people are the most honest. All Might is practically the ninja version of the sun and I feel considering how he pushes Izuku, I feel he would be best to push Naruto to be the leader he always could be if he was actually trained in canon.

Dracul666 - I know right?

Pravus666 - Yeah, it is too easy to bash him. The Quirks are bloodlines and will and can be upgraded, so need to worry. I see your suggestion and considering Naruto and Hiruzen's relationship, but I feel it would be best for Konohamaru to be the Monkey Sage. That and Naruto will have a connection with animals, but I ain't telling you how though. Thank you.

Nomadic Chaos - Yeah, I'm glad you enjoyed it, I felt it would be better for Bakugo to be more level-headed or I'd feel the need to kill him. Tsunade will get hers, don't worry and I already had that for Naruko Sosuke, though.

Lightningblade49 - Or maybe remove the civilians altogether. Does it matter?

Guest#1 - I am happy you enjoyed it.

BaconLover1800 - Thanks!

Plasma Dragon 312 - Sorry, Naruto will only have his abilities but the quirks are now bloodlines. Yes, Naruto will find love, but it will NOT be anyone from the Rookie 9 or Konoha. Period. No buts.

(guest) Savage - I hope you enjoyed the chapter.

(guest) Swartt - I'm happy you like them.

Mizukodai - Can't wait for which one?

Charles Ceaser - Thanks!

FictionGobler20 - Damn straight, they don't.

bladetri - Thanks

UraharafanXDXDXD - I'm happy you enjoyed it and I hope you continue to read it.

(guest) Ripster - Deku will get his screentime don't worry and you spoiled it for me, dammit! I was still catching up with the manga and I didn't know who Eri was before I looked it up. Damn. Regardless, you aren't at fault and I fully plan on having Naruto team up with practically most of the characters in class A and some of Class B. The chunin exams will be interesting, I'll you that much.

RedHyudou - Lemons will come up soon, don't worry. No, there will not be a harem and I ain't changing that.

georgieisthepuncher - Thanks!

Skull Flame - Curiosity kills the cat, hopefully, Tora. Bakugo takes no shit as always. Naruto will hunt for them randomly, not in order. I know...I can understand why people pair her with Naruto, but I am not having any of it. Hanabi, well, I plan on making her character a bit deeper. The council will see that Naruto is not to be fucked with.

(guest) Ravage - It feels right to have them as rivals, considering that I see Kurenai as an ex-fan girl and Midnight as someone serious although flirty. Kurenai is prudish which contrasts Midnight and they dislike each other. And yes, Naruto will learn some way to stop his moves from being copied, because regardless of how goofy he is in canon, he is smart and could be a vicious battle technician in his own way.

(guest) Convel - I know...Naruto will give no quarter.

(guest) Eddie - That's brilliant! No capes! I have to say I laughed for ten minutes, can I have your permission for when they are choosing his outfit for his first solo mission that one of them brings out a cape and in the distance, echoes, NO CAPES! Please? I'll give you credit!

917brat - Thank you!

~Kourtney Uzu Yato