It was a normal day in the Survey Corps. headquarters. Except for one thing. The building seemed to be scorched. It seemed someone had set it on fire. That someone would be Eren Yeager.

Yes, the previous night, Eren and his good friend, Armin Arlert, had set up a fireworks display. Inside headquarters. Now, in Eren's defense, he was drunk as all hell. But, still, the Captain was not pleased with the damage his subordinates had caused to say the least.

That would explain the strange phone call the brunette had received that afternoon from none other than Levi himself.

"Hello? Captain?" Eren asked. It was unusual for the ravenette to call him on a whim like this.

"Hello, Yeager. I assume you know why I'm calling you." The short captain said smoothly, leaning back in his chair.

"Yes sir. We didn't mean to set the building on fire, Captain." The younger said sheepishly.

"Yes, well, you have been very naughty. Do you know what happens to naughty cadets, Yeager?" Levi asked cooly, seeming unusually nonchalant considering the suggestive words that passed his lips.

The ravenette's words were met with silence as the brunette stared at his phone, mouth agape. What was the Captain saying?!

"I hope you're good at dirty jobs, Eren. Especially those that involve putting long rods into holes, Yeager." Levi said smoothly.

"What job would that be, sir?" Eren asked innocently, staring at his phone. His face was flushed scarlet.

5 Minutes Later…

"Ugh, god!" The titan shifter groaned.

"Soldier through, Yeager." Levi grunted, a purr lacing his voice.

"Jeez, why is this so hard?" Eren asked, breathlessly as he let out a grunt of effort.

Loud sucking sounds could be heard coming the room the two currently occupied.

"I told you this was dirty, Eren." Levi purred, a devious smirk on his lips.

"How the hell does a toilet become this clogged? Did Jean use this?"

A/N: Trolololololo! XD

I got this idea from Captain Cleanfreak's video by the same name XD If you haven't watched it, please do XD It's amazing.