This is really a crack fic, I was thinking about it and I was like why the hell not new ideas never hurt.

The Bartender and The Magic Girl

"Please leave me alone…." Kuoh's student council president Souna Shitroi better known as the devil Sona Sitri groaned as she held her face within the palm of her hands, Tsubaki her queen stood as stalwart as possible beside her as the two took the whirlwind of craziness that was Serafall Leviathan, this whirlwind of craziness came with a side of suffering caused by none other than the spinning magic girl in the room.

"But So-tan I came to see you!" said Magical girl pouted

"I told you, you can't visit unless you tell me in advance!" the usually strict but professional student council president retorted rather loudly

"But all my meetings just go cancelled today so there was no way I magic girl Levi could tell you!" She complained as she twirled and struck a magic girl pose to this Sona Sitri could only massage her temples as she felt her skull being pounded with a growing headache.

"Look Sister, I am busy I have a meeting with Rias in a few moments so I can no longer entertain you" Sona told her sister bluntly to which her sister pouted

"You are leaving me to talk to Rias! I will go give Sirzechs a good beating for this" She said leaning over her sister's desk as she waved her magical wand in fluid motion indicating some form of slapping/beating as she continued pouting.

"Serafall please don't" her younger sister moaned and continued massaging her temple

"Fine sister if you don't play with me I will go declare war on all other factions right now" the satan threatened as she crossed her arms under her considerable bust and turned her face sideways. This was the straw that broke the camel's back.

"Alright fine!" Sona relented which earned a wide smile from the Satan who jumped into her sister's lap and hugged her

"Thank you Sonaaaa! I missed you so much!" Her older sister squeled as she hugged her sister

"Tsubaki please inform Rias our meeting will have to be delayed…" she ordered her queen as a tick began forming on Sona's head, Tsubaki nodded and could only offer sympathetic looks to her King as she went to inform Rias of Sona's current issue.

"So-tan I bought you a matching magic girl costume why don't you try it on…." Serafall Leviathan asked pleadingly as Sona began rambling on how she would never wear such things all the while Tsubaki could only offer one last sympathetic look to her before going away to inform Rias of the delay.

Serafall had spent hours with her precious younger sister (much to said younger sister chagrin), she eventually had to leave due to the fact her sister had to attend her meeting with Rias. She knew what the meeting was about, how couldn't she? Sirzechs had been spending hours of his work time trying to find a way to allow Rias to escape the wedding. She could relate as the heiress to House Sitri she had many suitors all to be frozen and scared off but she couldn't emphasize as unlike her Rias odds were stacked against her and she was trapped, Sirzechs could only do so much as it was an issue between devil houses while she had offered her support Sirzechs had turned it down stating "I will save my sister through my own actions" she admired the redhead for his determination to protect his sister.

Serafall stretched as she walked out of Kuoh academy, it was now night time she spent as much time as she could with So-tan but unfortunately an Irate Rias and Sona-chan proved too much for the magic girl satan but she left vowing to return again, Serafall giggled as processed the event that had resulted her leaving.

Serafall was already bored and it hadn't been less than 5 minutes since she had left the company of her beloved younger sister and Serafall Leviathan one of the four Satans was bored. She had no work to do today, neither did she want to do any in the first place. So she decided to indulge in a pastime of her which was going to bars to try drinks and just to try and have fun, after all when your job is the head of diplomatic affairs it's nice to kickback once a while.

She had decided to go to Kuoh's red light district skipping as she did and enjoying the shocked looks from people who glanced her way a smirk finding its way onto her lips, part of her being a magic girl was the shock factor. The lights of the Kuoh Red light district a rainbow of red, fluorescent pink and purple reflected off her purple magic girl costume as she stood at the entrance she began glancing over the names seeing things that caught her name.

"Hmm…. The Pink Ride, Red Ritz, The Luxe… what kind of names are these?" The satan spoke as she stamped her foot at reading the ridiculous names of the establishments, she crossed her arms under her considerable bust as she continued searching for a name that caught her attention she began walking deeper into the district still unimpressed by the names.

Coming towards the centre of the district there is a small plaza in which there are 4 buildings, the first building she glanced upon which was the first building that one sees as they enter the plaza caught her attention. It was a bar called "Panic Room" the name was different that was for sure but what caught her attention more was the fact the building was more muted colours of black and dark purple creating a regal and mysterious appearance for said building, once Serafalls attention had been caught it was hard to get rid of.

"Panic Room? Meh time to create panic I guess" the magic girl Satan cackled before skipping up to the establishment letting herself in the interior of the bar was well lit around the bar and entrance but became dimmer around the centre area while Serafall could hear the faint hum of music coming from the level above. She also received her fair share of stares but was ignored as the patrons minded their own business. The tables, chairs and stools took on a silver metallic colour while the bar itself had a dark black top while the drinks were on silver shelfs and lit with dark purple lighting. The establishment was decently busy but most of the customers were in tables or booths of their own while the bar itself was actually empty, she could see a brunette man polishing off a glass as he glanced around the room before their eyes met he stiffened slightly before he regained his composure and continued polishing the glass between his hands.

This brought a grin to the Satans face as she skipped up to the bar before taking her place on a stool directly in front of the brunette bartender. As she got closer she could better make out the details of the bartender, he had chocolate brown eyes and his brown hair was spiky while he was dressed in a formal red shirt and black pants, his body was average but she noted he did have some muscle.

"Nice outfit" the bartender said as he nodded towards her magic girl outfit while his eyes gave her a look over, his voice was calm but betrayed his age indicating he was still young no older than 25 and Serafall knew he was checking her out but she didn't mind.

"Thank you, I am magical girl Serafall bartender-chan!" she spoke casually as she waved her wand infront of the bartender, the bartender cocked an eyebrow at the suffix and scratched his neck before putting down the glass he just polished and leaned over

"Are you even old enough to be here?" he deadpanned to which Serafall crossed her arms under her bust before upturning in her head

"Of course I am, a magic girl never lies about her age" she spoke as if it was common knowledge, the bartender cocked his eyebrow once again before sighing and deciding to take a chance

"So what can I get you… magic girl Serafall…" he asked politely her name stumbling out of his mouth as he was not use to such names. Serafall liked this bartender already,

"Why don't you surprise me?" she spoke with a challengingly smirk, the bartender smirked back

"Alright challenge accepted" he retorted before turning around to being preparing her drink, Serafall tried to glance over the taller bartender but he did everything close to him and she couldn't see until he turns around with her drink prepared.

He placed a glass before her before pouring her drink out of her shaker, the drink was a vibrant pink and Serafall couldn't help but marvel at the drink bending her head down to be eye level with it in a childish display of curiosity, her actions earning a chuckle from the bartender.

"One magic girl cocktail on the house" the bartender announced in between his laugh, Serafall was flattered that he had just made up a drink

"Thank you bartender-chan!" she spoke with glee before taking the drink and sipping it, tasting it on her tongue. At first she tasted an explosion of fruit as if a magic spell had been cast in her mouth resulting in an explosion of fruity flavours and before Serafall knew it she had downed the drink much to the bartender's amusement.

"Woah…" the Satan spoke in a childish tone as her eyes were wide as she felt the coolness of the fruity drink flow down her throat and into her stomach but she was curious as there was no burning taste of alcohol.

"Did you even put any alcohol in this?" she quickly quizzed in suspicion, the bartender merely smirked and chuckled

"That's a secret…" he replied as a staring match occurred purple against brown before it was broken by an over excited satan

"Mou, it's not fair you aren't telling me…" she pouted before doing a 180

Even if you didn't that was the best drink I ever tasted!" she cheered as she leaned over the bar towards the bartender a large smile emblazoned on her lips her face close to his as their eyes locked for a bit, the bartender blushed at her compliment before he turned to the side and scratched his cheek with his index finger

"Uh, thanks that's very nice especially coming from a girl as cute as you" he managed to utter as a small blush marked his cheeks, Serafall couldn't help but smile as she leaned over further giving a show of her cleavage

"Awh, you're so cute bartender-chan almost as much as my So-tan" she giggled as she bopped him on the nose with her wand, the bartender leaned back from the weird action (in his eyes) before smiling at the satan's antics.

"Oh, I forgot to ask you for your name!" she suddenly spoke as she pointed her magic wand at the bartender

"It's Issei Hyoudou" he informed her with a smile to which the Satan mimicked

"Ise-chan! We are going to be the best of friends!" she decreed as she hugged the bartender who blushed and stammered before he managed to pry the over eager magic girl off him

"Y-yeah we are…"

"Now another magic girl special!" she demanded with a wave of her magic wand before the bartender smiled and got to making the drink for his new magic girl customer.

There we go…. I hope I got Serafall right and Issei is a bit different he will more mature and will have had experience with the supernatural but be hiding it for reasons later to be revealed. I am more leaning to a harem but with Serafall as the main and I want to pace this story so Serafall and Issei don't get together immediately anyway please review your thoughts I would love to know your thoughts! Until next time!