Disclaimer: *sigh*so no...i don't own phantom...*big pout*anyway,i want to.anyone have any idea how much it'd cost to buy erik for the night?er...i mean...just go ahead and read o.o;
Toward the end of the Andrew Lloyd Weber play,everyone's coming down to kick Erik's ass,Christine is being her usual dippy self,and Sir Fopsalot is standing with a noose around his neck. The perfect happy photo.
Erik: *shaking Raoul around by the neck* So do you end your days with me,or do you send him to his GRAVE?
Raoul: *looking a bit green* why make her..*hiccup*...lie to you to save...um...me?
Christine: *thinking,she doesn't say anything and is rather blankly ignoring sir fopsalot*
Erik: *music starts to wind down*...um.... Christine....
Christine: *looks up*oh!*sings* wishing you were somehow here again-
Raoul: ...that was a couple scenes ago....
Erik: ...kinda...
Christine: *blinks,sees Raoul*AAAHHH! Erik! What's the fop doing here?!
Erik: ...*looks at Raoul*...why do we bother?
Raoul: idunno...
Erik: ..oh well.*shakes him around a bit more* as I was saying.... So do you end your days with me,or do you send him to his GRAVE?
Christine: ewwwww...but then he'd be all icky and dirty...
Erik: *grin* and decaying too.
Raoul and Christine: eeeeeewwwwwwwwww...
Mob: We're coming,to kick your ass Erik,because...you killed two people who...deserved to die anyway! Even though one had no place in the plot in the first place!
Random guy in the mob: Revenge for Buquet! Revenge for Piangi! ^.^ I'm so special 'cuz I got an extra line.
Erik: ....I kill two people and everyone thinks I'm such a bad person...pff...
Raoul: *coughs* weren't you gonna hang me?
Erik: ...don't push me poodle boy.
Christine: that's a new one. he does kinda look like a poodle...
Raoul: *looks annoyed* woof.
Erik: *pauses then grabs a dog biscuit and begins to choke Raoul with a dog biscuit*
Raoul: arc-argh!
Christine: double ewwies!
Carlotta: *falls through the ceiling and lands on Erik*
Erik: AH! get the toad off of me! I'm gonna get warts!
Carlotta: *cries*that's hurtful...you just killed my boyfriend... ...well....
Raoul: the idiot who followed you around all the time kissing your ass as much as the managers?
Carlotta: YEAH! ..hey...if you gained some weight you could pass as him....
Erik: *starting to pass out since he can't breath,Christine is tugging on his leg*
Raoul: O_O PHANTOM KILL ME NOW!!
Carlotta: ..HONEY! *pounces on Raoul..unfortunatly,the Punjab doesn't snap,so she all but breaks his neck*
Raoul: *gags*
Erik: *stands up panting* can't...*pant*...feel...my...spinne...
Christine: hey..I could give you a back rub,then we could have a make out session and stuff...
Erik: *eyes shine* realllllly?
Christine: uh huh!
Female Audience: *don't believe her,since she's already betrayed poor Erik once.the bitch.*
Male Audience: *think* 'finally,all that shrieking's going to be put to good use...'
Christine and Erik: *run off to his room,which is somewhere off stage,lots of smooching sounds are heard*
Raoul: *can apparently see this going on* Christineee.....Christineeeee...why....WHY?!
Erik: *from off stage* now you know how it feels FOP!
Christine: ignore him Erikins!*more smooching sounds*
Carlotta: *looking offstage*...
Raoul: *cries and whines* I want someone to kiss me tooooo...
Carlotta: *grins* okayyyy..
Raoul: AH! no! not you! God! PLEASE not you!
Mob: *shows up* hey! we finally got here! yahoo!
Raoul: *looks back at mob*...aren't there any hot chicks here except for Christine?
Meg: I'm cute...
Random guy who had more than just the 'track down this murderer' song: *checks her out* yep,you are. wanna go on a date?
Meg: okay.
Rgwhmtjttdtms: cooliness!
Raoul: *whines*
Carlotta: *hangs off his body* seeee? we're meant to be!
Raoul: CHRISTINE!!!!! HEEEEEELLLPPP!!!
Carlotta: Noone can help you now lover boy!
Mob Guy 1: *tosses Carlotta a knife*there ya go girly!
Carlotta: yay! *cuts Raoul down*
Raoul: *screams and tries to scamper away*
Carlotta: *catches him by the 'leash' on his neck* oh no you don't.
Raoul: *sobs as he is dragged off*
Carlotta: *grab the boat,throws him in it and starts them across the lake*
Raoul: *continues to sob*
Carlotta: *singing* SAYYYY you'll share with meeeeee one loooovvveeee one lifetimeeeeee....
Raoul: NO
Carlotta: GRRR *dunks him in the lake* sing bastard!
Raoul: uh...*whimper* say...the word...and...I will follow you..?
Carlotta: yay! WORD!
Raoul: *wails* why meee..Christine I lovvvvvvveeeee yyyyyoooooouuuuuu...
Christine: *off stage* of course I'll marry you Erik!
Erik: Yippy!
The end. Or the way it should have been.
Toward the end of the Andrew Lloyd Weber play,everyone's coming down to kick Erik's ass,Christine is being her usual dippy self,and Sir Fopsalot is standing with a noose around his neck. The perfect happy photo.
Erik: *shaking Raoul around by the neck* So do you end your days with me,or do you send him to his GRAVE?
Raoul: *looking a bit green* why make her..*hiccup*...lie to you to save...um...me?
Christine: *thinking,she doesn't say anything and is rather blankly ignoring sir fopsalot*
Erik: *music starts to wind down*...um.... Christine....
Christine: *looks up*oh!*sings* wishing you were somehow here again-
Raoul: ...that was a couple scenes ago....
Erik: ...kinda...
Christine: *blinks,sees Raoul*AAAHHH! Erik! What's the fop doing here?!
Erik: ...*looks at Raoul*...why do we bother?
Raoul: idunno...
Erik: ..oh well.*shakes him around a bit more* as I was saying.... So do you end your days with me,or do you send him to his GRAVE?
Christine: ewwwww...but then he'd be all icky and dirty...
Erik: *grin* and decaying too.
Raoul and Christine: eeeeeewwwwwwwwww...
Mob: We're coming,to kick your ass Erik,because...you killed two people who...deserved to die anyway! Even though one had no place in the plot in the first place!
Random guy in the mob: Revenge for Buquet! Revenge for Piangi! ^.^ I'm so special 'cuz I got an extra line.
Erik: ....I kill two people and everyone thinks I'm such a bad person...pff...
Raoul: *coughs* weren't you gonna hang me?
Erik: ...don't push me poodle boy.
Christine: that's a new one. he does kinda look like a poodle...
Raoul: *looks annoyed* woof.
Erik: *pauses then grabs a dog biscuit and begins to choke Raoul with a dog biscuit*
Raoul: arc-argh!
Christine: double ewwies!
Carlotta: *falls through the ceiling and lands on Erik*
Erik: AH! get the toad off of me! I'm gonna get warts!
Carlotta: *cries*that's hurtful...you just killed my boyfriend... ...well....
Raoul: the idiot who followed you around all the time kissing your ass as much as the managers?
Carlotta: YEAH! ..hey...if you gained some weight you could pass as him....
Erik: *starting to pass out since he can't breath,Christine is tugging on his leg*
Raoul: O_O PHANTOM KILL ME NOW!!
Carlotta: ..HONEY! *pounces on Raoul..unfortunatly,the Punjab doesn't snap,so she all but breaks his neck*
Raoul: *gags*
Erik: *stands up panting* can't...*pant*...feel...my...spinne...
Christine: hey..I could give you a back rub,then we could have a make out session and stuff...
Erik: *eyes shine* realllllly?
Christine: uh huh!
Female Audience: *don't believe her,since she's already betrayed poor Erik once.the bitch.*
Male Audience: *think* 'finally,all that shrieking's going to be put to good use...'
Christine and Erik: *run off to his room,which is somewhere off stage,lots of smooching sounds are heard*
Raoul: *can apparently see this going on* Christineee.....Christineeeee...why....WHY?!
Erik: *from off stage* now you know how it feels FOP!
Christine: ignore him Erikins!*more smooching sounds*
Carlotta: *looking offstage*...
Raoul: *cries and whines* I want someone to kiss me tooooo...
Carlotta: *grins* okayyyy..
Raoul: AH! no! not you! God! PLEASE not you!
Mob: *shows up* hey! we finally got here! yahoo!
Raoul: *looks back at mob*...aren't there any hot chicks here except for Christine?
Meg: I'm cute...
Random guy who had more than just the 'track down this murderer' song: *checks her out* yep,you are. wanna go on a date?
Meg: okay.
Rgwhmtjttdtms: cooliness!
Raoul: *whines*
Carlotta: *hangs off his body* seeee? we're meant to be!
Raoul: CHRISTINE!!!!! HEEEEEELLLPPP!!!
Carlotta: Noone can help you now lover boy!
Mob Guy 1: *tosses Carlotta a knife*there ya go girly!
Carlotta: yay! *cuts Raoul down*
Raoul: *screams and tries to scamper away*
Carlotta: *catches him by the 'leash' on his neck* oh no you don't.
Raoul: *sobs as he is dragged off*
Carlotta: *grab the boat,throws him in it and starts them across the lake*
Raoul: *continues to sob*
Carlotta: *singing* SAYYYY you'll share with meeeeee one loooovvveeee one lifetimeeeeee....
Raoul: NO
Carlotta: GRRR *dunks him in the lake* sing bastard!
Raoul: uh...*whimper* say...the word...and...I will follow you..?
Carlotta: yay! WORD!
Raoul: *wails* why meee..Christine I lovvvvvvveeeee yyyyyoooooouuuuuu...
Christine: *off stage* of course I'll marry you Erik!
Erik: Yippy!
The end. Or the way it should have been.