Hi, everybody. I'm really sorry to have so say this, but here I am. I probably won't be around much for the next month or two, if at all. It's not my choice. Believe me, I don't wanna be away from writing fic. Anyway, don't worry about me, I'm safe. I don't want to get into why I'll be gone, though. I'll be back as soon as I can be. For those of you who sent prompts to Help! My Wife, I'll still get them done and published as soon as I can. I love writing fic on here, especially if it's a request from y'all. But I really don't have any choice in this. For my friends on here, who I regularly talk to, I can explain to y'all if you want, and I'll try to keep in touch with y'all as much as possible. This is a bit of a downer, isn't it? I hate that. So let's have a joke, before I close this note. Why did the calendar maker get fired? He took a day off. There we go. Anyway, in closing, please know that I will be back as soon as possible, and that when I do come back, it will be with more fics for y'all. Until then, please be patient with me. I look forward to publishing fic on here again.

-Wallace