HELLSING HEADCANONS & DRABBLES

SAPPHIREWYREN

Ch 25. Any Blood

Disclaimer: I don't own Hellsing

Alucard doesn't drink just ANY blood.

Now we all know that Alucard drinks blood packets from the strange deal that the Hellsing Organization has with a hospital, I think it was called St. John's. I could be wrong. We also know that Alucard feasts on the blood of his unlucky victims. But at first a young Integra thought that Alucard would drink any blood, so when she was a teen and that time of the month came she made sure to burn all of her feminine stuff. After all who wants a vampire drinking that? But one day Alucard assured her that he was not interested in her monthly blood-in his own way…

"Master, you need not worry about such a trivial thing. I am not such a pervert that I would do something like that."

"Well I am glad to hear that."

"If I wanted to drink such blood, I would prefer it straight from the source."

"..."

BLAM!

Chapter End.

Sorry for not uploading for such a long time, full time job has sapped my creativity and I am actively trying to stoke the flames of creativity again. I don't feel that I should upload work that I feel are mediocre just to upload stories. I hope that this was at least remotely funny. I got the idea from a fan pic I saw on Tumblr. Alucard is slouching in his chair with Integra's used feminine stuff around him and she is yelling at him.