''YOU'VE REALLY DONE IT NATSU! YOU FUCKED EVERYTHING UP!'' Yelled a very pissed off gray, covered in wounds.

''HEY! WHAT WERE YOU DOING WHEN THOSE PIRATES TRAPPED US ON THAT SHIP?!'' Yelled Natsu.

''I WAS DISMANTLING IT! IT'S YOUR FAULT FOR NOT COVERING MY BACK YOU BARF BAG!'' Yelled Gray.

Levy was sitting two tables away, trying to decipher what happened. After about 4 minutes, she gave up and turned to Lucy for answers.

''Hey Luce!'' said Levy, not forgetting her politeness.

''Oh, hey Levy.'' Lucy smiled back.

''So, what's with Natsu and Gray?'' asked Levy.

''Oh, nothing, just about that job we took a few hours ago, you know, the one about stopping some pirates.''

''Yeah.'' Levy Sighted, ''Ever since Whitebeard died, that's like 80% of the jobs we've been getting. It's always, capture these pirates, capture those pirates.''

Lucy sighed back in frustration.

''Who is this Whitebeard anyway? the council was all over the place when there was supposedly a war declared and the council choose not to get involved.'' said Lucy.

''Beats me, but man, his defeat sure cut away on us guild's job diversity, even the S-class missions have been affected.'' said Erza, barging in the guild with a broken arm, ''And believe me when I say, some of these pirates are not to be messed with. It took me nearly two hours of fighting to take down this ''Whirlpool Spider Squardo'' guy.''

Just as Erza entered, she noticed that Natsu and Gray were sitting away from each other. Wondering what happened, she walked up to Gray, but was net with displeasing news.

''Me and Natsu, were splitting up.'' said Gray,

''What?'' thought Erza

''Yeah, we're splitting up, but, since we usually do jobs with Lucy and you, and Happy voted for Natsu while Lucy voted for me in pity, we need you to break the tie.'' said Gray.

''what tie?'' asked Erza.

''Between who will leave the team.'' said Natsu, barging in in the conversation.

Erza's head turned red in anger as she bashed both of them over the head.

''NO ONE IS LEAVING!'' Yelled Erza.

While his head was planted into the ground like an ostrich, Natsu decided that he wasn't gonna let Erza decide who stays and leaves. Thus, his mind concocted a devious plan that in his mind, would surely get rid of Gray. All he needed to do was wait for the right time to strike...

Later that night...

Within the darkness of the empty guild hall, Natsu snuck in, not wanting to attract to much attention. His eyes panned to the second floor, the floor he has always dreamed to reach. And now, without Master, he can finally sneak in and take it, not a S-class Job, Not a century Quest, even worse, a Shichibukai Request.

From what he can remember. Makarov was once called in by the magic council during his early days as a Wizard Saint to do one of these jobs. According to him, these Job were usually meant to the Shichibukai, 7 powerful Pirates accepted by the World Government whose powers rival that of even the top Wizard Saint, God Serena. According to him as well, it was his greatest achievement yet, if not the most difficult job he had ever attended in his life. The poster was meant for Gildarts, kind of a Master Qualification test he could do once he comes back from his Century Quest.

''I'm sorry Gildarts. But I have to kick Gray out of the team.'' Natsu said to himself.

He quivered in excitement as he took the poster from the request board, quickly ordering Happy to fly him away as fast as he can. He didn't head to Lucy's house this time, as he was going to do this job alone.

Back at his house...

''Alright!'' cheered Natsu, celebrating his successful capture, ''Now, request, what do you have for me?'' though Natsu.

His eyes bulged in disappointment as he reread the request 10 times, trying to see if his vision was betraying him, but no, it was clear, the job was: Capture a Pirate.

''WHAT A RIPOFF! DO THESE MARINES DO ANYTHING OTHER THAN CATCH PIRATES?!'' Yelled Natsu.

''The man looks freaky though.'' Said Happy, looking at the poster.

Natsu took a good glance at their target.

WANTED!

DEAD OR ALIVE!

EMPORIO IVANKOV THE REVOLUTIONARY

450 000 000 JEWELS!

''Alright Ivan!'' prepare yourself, because tomorrow, you're mine!

The Next Day...

The guild was full of life, just as usual. the crowd was drinking as every now and then, some mages check in and out of jobs. Just then, Lucy walked in, dressed in her everyday Heart Creuz shirt.

''You're awfully late, Lucy.'' said Gray.

''Sorry, my human alarm clock never showed up, figured he was with you guys.'' said Lucy.

''Natsu? we didn't see him all day, we've been waiting for him so that we can go to this make-up-for-yesterday mission.'' said Erza.

''that's odd, he's usually here early.'' said Wendy.

''You don't think he was serious about leaving the team, was he?'' asked Lucy.

''I hope not.'' said Erza, before a scream rang out from the second floor.

The group ran upstairs to find Makarov, with a distorted face of shock.

''Master! what's wrong?!'' Erza quickly rushed to his aid.

''The Shichibukai Request... IT'S GONE!'' Yelled Makorov.

Suddenly, the dots connected, as Erza yelled in anger to the top of her lungs:

''NATSUUUUUUU!''

Somewhere in Newkama Land...

''Well this place sure is... pink...'' said Natsu, not to sure what to make of the land he had stumbled across.

''Our target lives here?'' asked Happy, ''That's so odd!''

''yeah! everything is sooo... girly.'' said Natsu, ''Maybe his guy owns a harem.''

Suddenly, a sense of danger flooded down Natsu's spine as he was caught by a feminine voice.

''~Are you lost child?'' asked a girlish looking figure.

''Uh, no miss...'' said Natsu, as his stomach clenched, trying not to throw up. Happy, not having Natsu superior senses needed time, but eventually caught what Natsu was disgusted by.

''~Are you alright? ~Do you need anything? ~A back rub perhaps?''

it was clear now, that was no women, but a man, oddly dressed in Women's clothing as hair ran down it's leg, revealing a face only Duke Everlue can find sexy.

''I'm looking for Emporio Ivankov.'' Natsu was finally able to utter out in disgust.

''~Oh... I know where to find him...'' said the man.

Natsu's spine shivered with fear as he felt the presence of several people nearby. Suddenly, out of Nowhere, Queers popped out of nowhere, practically flying in like swans.

''~BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO GET PASS US TO GET TO HIM!'' Yelled the man, ''OKAMAS GET HIM!''

FIRE DRAGON'S WING ATTACK!

Natsu swung his arms, generating two wings of flame, knocking everyone back.

''There! Now tell me where he is!'' yelled Natsu.

Through the wall of flames, however, several silhouettes jumped out. Striking Natsu from all sides. Natsu, jumping upwards, breathed in to fire back. But several of the Okamas jumped to his level, kneeing him in the guts and kicking him back to ground level.

''I Don't have time for this!'' said a pissed off Natsu in a soft but angry tone.

FIRE DRAGON'S BREATH!

Natsu shot a fire blast upwards, blowing away as well as thinning out the mob. Taking the opportunity, he ran for it.

''~Come back here little boy!''

''They're gaining on us!'' yelled Happy.

''Quick Happy! Fly us out of here!'' ordered Natsu.

Happy latched onto Natsu, taking off the ground, flying away at top speed. Looking back to see how far away their enemies were was a bad Idea however, as the next thing they know, they hit a window and crash into what appeared to be a palace.

''Did we lose them?'' asked Natsu.

''Yeah... I don't see them.'' replied Happy, panting.

''Good, but where are we though.'' asked Natsu.

Looking around, Natsu noticed that they landed in what appeared to be an empty showroom. In a way, the place kind of reminds him of a guild, full of drinking and laughter, while someone is playing music on set. Scouting around, it seemed as though the room was completely empty.

''Is this Ivankov's place?'' Asked Natsu.

''Well his first name does sound like Emperor, maybe he's the king of this place?'' replied Happy.

''~King?'' a mysterious voice was heard, ''~No no no my boy... not a king...''

Suddenly, a flurry and purple lights flooded the room, as music was heard blasting of the stereo. Natsu, trying to figure out where the voice was coming from, scouted around. Sadly, his scent was blocked a multiple strong layers of perfume.

''Natsu! look! on stage!'' Happy called out.

Turning to the stage, Natsu's eyes bulged out at what he witnessed. Up on the stage, A man with a disproportionately big head, covered with make-up was on stage. He was wearing a skin tight red leather suit, exposing part of his bare chest, along with high heels. A suit that would have looked smoking hot had a women wore it.

''~I ain't no king Flame boy, But a...''

The man bent down slowly, in a bowing position, before jerking upwards dramatically.

''QUEEN!''

Natsu sighed out, ''I miss Ichiya.''

''You been looking for me Flame-Boy?'' asked Ivan.

Natsu clenched his fists.

''Yeah, you're going down!'' said Natsu.

''W-w-wait... you're here to capture me? b-b-b-but I'm no fighter... I-I-I-I'm too scared to fight you...'' Said Ivankov, as he shriveled into a ball in the corner.

''Is he for real? what kind of job is this?'' thought Natsu, '' Damn, this will be easier than I thought!''

FIRE DRAGON'S IRON FIRST!

Natsu charged in, punching Ivankov in the face.

''OWOWOWOW! THE FIRE IT BURNS! IT BURNS! I CAN'T WIN AGAINST THIS!''

Ivankov suddenly deflected Natsu's punch, sending him flying back.

''NOT!'' Ivankov laughed.

''How do you function?'' asked Natsu, confused.

''Flame Boy, you're still a century away from being able to beat me, so why don't you just run off before you get hurt.''

Natsu didn't like being insulted.

''Bring it on!'' he yelled as he charged back at him.

OKAMA KENPO...

Ivankov assumed a battle pose.

GLAMOUR BARRAGE!

Ivan flipped over Natsu, sending a barrage of fists bellow him. Natsu propelled himself off the ground using his flames and kicked him in the stomach.

FIRE DRAGON'S SWORD HORN!

Ivan was shot upwards, hitting the ceiling.

''M-my bones... you broke my bones...''

Ivan suddenly grabbed Natsu by the leg.

''NOT!'' he yelled, flinging the Dragon slayer through several tables.

''Huh, you're stronger than I thought, no matter.'' Natsu grinned, ''Happy! take cover!''

''AYE!'' Happy saluted.

ELECTRIC FIRE DRAGON MODE!

''Oh my Flame-boy, you've become sparky! How amusing!'' Ivankov smiledé

''Prepare yourself Ivan, I'll end you and your palace with one attack.'' Natsu boasted.

Ivan's eyes took a serious tone.

''My boys live here, don't you dare harm them!''

''Then protect them if you can Ivan!'' Natsu smiled.

ELECTRIC FIRE DRAGON'S ROAR!

''This bastard... he actually did it, how reckless of him...'' Ivankov smiled, ''He's perfect.''

Ivan stabbed himself with his own nails.

''What is he doing!'' thought Happy.

EMPORIO FACE GROWTH HORMONE!

Suddenly, Ivan's head expanded to the point where it took up the whole room, catching the team off guard.

HELL WINK!

Ivan's eyes bulged up, before his eyelids closed down like a curtain, creating a shockwave that blew away the flames.

''He repelled my roar with a wink.'' though Natsu as he got shot back by the shockwaves.

But before he can regain his balance, he felt a presence behind himé

''~caught you!''

Looking back, Natsu saw several men, holding him back as Ivan's head was shrinking back to normal.

''LET ME GO!'' Natsu yelled, thrashing around.

''Damn... such strength!'' though one of the more muscular men holding him back.

''Let him go! this isn't the Okama way! we beat our opponents without outside help!'' said Ivankov.

Letting go of Natsu however, was a terrible idea, as Natsu quickly charged at Ivan, attempting to deliver the finishing blow.

ELECTRIC FIRE DRAGON'S IRON FIST!

The fist sunk into Ivan as he coughed out blood. However, the close-up allowed Ivan to grabbed Natsu's arm.

''I'll have to pacify you for now!'' said Ivan as he sunk his nails into Natsu.

''YEOUCH! THAT HURTS!'' Natsu yelled as he tried to make Ivan let go by thrashing at him, ''LET ME GO I TELL YOU! LET... ME GO!''

Suddenly, Natsu felt something odd, a pain in his chest. Embarrassment? His eyes well in shock as he looked down at his chest, that seemed to be expanding as his waist and and stomach got thinner.

''N-NO! LET ME GO!'' Natsu cried out, only to realize that even his voice was changing, shifting towards a higher pitch.

''W-what are you doing to me...'' Natsu cried out.

Ivan flashed a menacing grin.

''You'll see...'' said Ivankov.

In the distance, Happy watched in horror as his best friend was getting transformed.

"S-stop..." Natsu teared up.

"Annnndddd... finished" said Ivan with satisfaction as he let go of Natsu, dropping to the ground.

"NATSU! ARE YOU ALRIGHT?!" Happy ran in crying.

"W-what did you do to me?!" Said Natsu, shaking.

"take a look yourself." Said Ivan, holding up a mirror.

Natsu shook in terror, as realization hit him harder than a truck: He had been turned into a girl. Looking at herself, she saw that her breasts were barely covered by her outer jacket, causing her shrivel in embarrassment.

"KYAAA! NO! DON'T LOOK AT ME!"

Natsu curled into a ball.

"What's happening to me? Why am I like this!?" Thought Natsu.

''This form suits your hair color a lot better, don't you think?'' asked Ivan.

''W-what did you do to me?'' asked Natsu, shaking.

''I injected female hormones into you, altering your gender on both the outside and the inside.'' said Ivan, smiling.

Natsu looked at herself. Contrary to popular belief, he actually can react to sex appeal, he just doesn't want to show it. Looking at her new form, with long, silky pink hair and a bust size that would make most girls jealous, she felt nothing, as if she's seen this body her whole life.

''Change me back!'' Natsu suddenly yelled at him.

Ivan smiled.

''And why should I do that? you barged onto my island and attacked me, I could just sell you as a slave if I wanted, trust me, there are many men that are starving for sex slave, you'd fit their demands perfectly'' he said.

Natsu backed away, scared shitless, causing Ivan to finally reveal his plans for her.

''Alright, fine, but on one condition.'' said Ivan, smiling sadistically.

''Please... I'll do anything...'' Natsu said.

''My god, Natsu's become more of a wuss than his Edo counterpart.'' said Happy, still hiding behind a chair.

''You see, My time as Queen is coming to an end, but I have yet to find an heir to my throne. But a do have a candidate, a man by the name of Bon Clay, but he's been locked away by the government.'' Explained Ivankov.

''So you want me to break him out?'' asked Natsu.

''exactly.'' said Ivan.

Natsu looked at herself as tears weld up in her eyes. She couldn't even imagine the ridicule she's gonna receive back at the guild if she returned looking like that.

''fine, I'll do it!''

Ivan grinned.

''Excellent, I'll give you the needed directions, take your time too, I'm not giving you any deadlines.''

''Expect this Bon Clay guy back soon, alright'' said Natsu, trying to hold up her pants who have become too small for her while trying to hide her breasts.

''Good Luck, Flame-girl.'' he said.

TO BE CONTINUED...