Avengers Texting

Steve: Merry Christmas everyone.

Clint: I wish you a merry christmas! I wish you a merry christmas!

Tony: We are having the party at the Tower everyone. Dress nice and *Looks at Natasha* no weapons.

Natasha: If I can't bring weapons you can wear the Ironman suit.

Tony: B-but I have too.

Steve: she's right Tony. No Ironman Suit. We are off duty.

Tony: whatever Spangles.

Thor: What is this 'Christmas' you speak of?

Clint: you don't have that up there in Asgard?

Thor: No we do not. Know what is this Christmas?

Tony: Its where this fat man in a red and white suit climbs down your chimney and eats your cookies and milk then leaves gifts under the tree for everyone.

*Five minutes later*

Thor: WHAT! You mortals let this burglar man break into your house and rob you of cookies and milk?!

Clint: NO! that's not what Christmas is.

Steve: Tony! Look at what you did!

Tony: *Eye roll* Sorry?

Thor: Hang on my friends. I shall protect us from the evil man. what is his name?

Tony: Santa.

Clint: You're not helping Tony!

Tony: Am I supposed too?

Natasha: This is ridiculous.

Steve: Thor no, Santa is a good man. don't kill him.

*An hour later*

Wanda: Guys, Thor is in jail. What happened?

Steve: Oh no!

Wanda: what?

Clint: What does the news say about it?!

Wanda: um.. Thor attacked people wearing Santa suits.

Steve: TONY!

Tony: I didn't see this happening! Not my fault!

Natasha: Come on. Let's go bail out the God of Stupidity.

*A few minutes later*

Wanda: I still don't understand what's going on!