Avengers Texting
Steve: Merry Christmas everyone.
Clint: I wish you a merry christmas! I wish you a merry christmas!
Tony: We are having the party at the Tower everyone. Dress nice and *Looks at Natasha* no weapons.
Natasha: If I can't bring weapons you can wear the Ironman suit.
Tony: B-but I have too.
Steve: she's right Tony. No Ironman Suit. We are off duty.
Tony: whatever Spangles.
Thor: What is this 'Christmas' you speak of?
Clint: you don't have that up there in Asgard?
Thor: No we do not. Know what is this Christmas?
Tony: Its where this fat man in a red and white suit climbs down your chimney and eats your cookies and milk then leaves gifts under the tree for everyone.
*Five minutes later*
Thor: WHAT! You mortals let this burglar man break into your house and rob you of cookies and milk?!
Clint: NO! that's not what Christmas is.
Steve: Tony! Look at what you did!
Tony: *Eye roll* Sorry?
Thor: Hang on my friends. I shall protect us from the evil man. what is his name?
Tony: Santa.
Clint: You're not helping Tony!
Tony: Am I supposed too?
Natasha: This is ridiculous.
Steve: Thor no, Santa is a good man. don't kill him.
*An hour later*
Wanda: Guys, Thor is in jail. What happened?
Steve: Oh no!
Wanda: what?
Clint: What does the news say about it?!
Wanda: um.. Thor attacked people wearing Santa suits.
Steve: TONY!
Tony: I didn't see this happening! Not my fault!
Natasha: Come on. Let's go bail out the God of Stupidity.
*A few minutes later*
Wanda: I still don't understand what's going on!