Outsider Chronicles: Swirling Dragon

Dieing and ending up in another world is one thing. That world being one of murder and war is quite another. Add in a grouchy mental roommate, a perverted fox and a brand new set of fluffy appendages and you have a recipe for headaches galore

And we are back with a new idea! This one is Naruto and, in the barrage of Replacement Souls that have been coming lately, our hero is replacing Naruto himself. You can probably guess from the title what I have in mind, can't you? If not, well, I can't help you. Anyway, enjoy!

Chapter 1

"What the..?"

I blinked my eyes, but was unable to see anything in the darkness around me.

"Where am I?"

I could feel something surrounding me, pressing in from all sides. Normally such a situation would send me into a panic attack, but for some reason I felt safe and content, as if I was in the embrace of my mother.

"What happened?"

The last thing I remembered I was leaving the Sports Center in the break between rounds to get a drink and then...nothing. At that moment, I was broken from my confusion as my surroundings suddenly compressed, pushing me in the direction my sense of balance told me was down, head first.

"Whats going on?"

The compression hit me again and I caught a glimpse of a flash of light and was suddenly filled with a desire to get out, as well as the familiar indications of a panic attack brought on by claustrophobia, making me even more desperate to get out. It took a while, but a combination of squirming and whatever was pushing me allowed me to finally get out and into the light. At first my vision was a little hazy and I could only make out blurred blobs and my hearing wasn't much better, only able to pick up garbled sounds. My nose was working a little better allowed me to smell that I was in some kind of hospital, although the scent was a little different from what I was used to in medical facilities. Nothing overt, just a very slight difference that indicated that they used something slightly different to sterilize the place.

Then, something impacted my behind, making me cough up liquid I didn't know I had in my lungs.

"Hey, whats the big idea!" I shouted.

Or rather, tried to. Instead the shout came out as a babys wail.

"Oh shit."

I felt someone pick me up, wrap me in something and pass me to another person. I blinked a few times, clearing my vision as best I was able to and looked up at the two gigantic faces looming over me. Well, gigantic for me anyway as I had apparently just be reborn. Well, this is going to take some getting used to.

I...have no idea what to make of this. It had been about an hour since I had been reborn and I found myself in my father's arms...on top of a gigantic toad facing down an equally massive nine tailed fox. Aww shit, this is gonna blow…

Sooo yeah, to summarize, I got reborn into the world of Naruto...as Naruto! How...how am I even supposed to react to that? I guess I can only hope this is a world where the idiot Civies only ignore me or things could get very messy.

OH THANK GOD! It seems that I got my wish. True, being shunned by the entire population of a village is pretty harsh and the price hikes the shopkeepers pulled off when I entered was downright murder on my wallet (when they even agreed to serve me that is), I managed just fine. I managed to get Sarutobi to teach me how to fend for myself in the wild and made use of the massive forests that surrounded the village to get the proper nutrition I needed to keep from stunting my growth. Add to it training in the arts of stealth and sneaking into the library at night, I was able to learn what I was supposed to and not the watered down or out right wrong information Mizuki tried to feed me at the Academy. Oh, yes, I had decided to become a Ninja. Not really anything else I could do as a Jinchuriki.

Speaking of my training, the issue of Mizuki being a horrible teacher vanished when I was seven and I met my mental roommates. Yes, roommates. As in, more than one.

The moment I closed my eyes, I found myself opening them again to find that my bedroom was replaced with what looked like a sewer with ankle high water, glowing blue pipes running above my head and a red glow coming from one direction.

"Well, looks like the fox wants a word," I muttered, "Alright, lets go see what sort of person it is."

I started walking in the direction of the glow and before long I found myself stood before the cage that held the Fox.

"Alright fuzzball, I'm here!" I shouted, "What do you want?"

My response was a very loud snort and the sound of something large turning over, before a pair of sleepy looking red eyes appeared in the darkness.

"Wha...what do you want brat?" rumbled the Fox, "I'm trying to sleep here."

I blinked.

"Er, your not the one who asked me here?" I asked.

"The Fox didn't," said a new voice, this one deep, rumbling and very welsh, "I did."

The fox immediately shot upright, looking around wildly.

"What the...whoes there?!" it demanded.

"Tch, you've got lazy Kyuubi," said the voice as a massive footstep shook the chamber, "I'm surprised you haven't sensed my presence yet."

"Who are you?" growled Kyuubi.

"You mean you've forgotten my voice? Has it really been that long? I'm hurt."

The sarcasm in the voice was palpable, although I was much more worried about the world shaking footsteps that seemed to be getting closer. Then, from a rather large tunnel that led off from the chamber, a pair of green eyes appeared, followed by a massive, red foot with golden yellow talons. Both Kyuubi and I watched, wide eyed, as the owner of said foot began to emerge from the shadows. It was a massive red Dragon with green eyes, even bigger than the Fox, with razor sharp teeth, massive horns on its head and nose and a pair of truly massive wings that were folded tightly to its back.

At the sight of it, my jaw dropped in utter disbelief. Being reborn was one thing, but THIS?! I'd be less surprised if I found myself containing a walking virus or a bunch of schoolgirls and their teacher! How in the hell did I end up with the god damn WELSH DRAGON!?

"Wha...DDRAIG?!" spluttered the Fox, "What are you doing here!?"

"I would have thought that would be obvious," said Ddraig, "The brat here is my current host, just like he is yours."

"I...who...wha...WHAT?!" I spluttered, "You mean I'm the RED DRAGON EMPEROR on top of being a Jinchuriki!?"

"Yep," said Ddraig with a toothy grin.

I let out a whimper and collapsed onto my bum.

"Wait, how do you know about Ddraig?" asked the Fox.

"Watch the kids memories Kyuubi," said the Dragon, "They make for some...interesting viewing."

Kyuubi raised an eyebrow and closed his eyes.

"Um, at the risk of busing the timeline, are you the same Ddraig who lived in Issei?" I asked.

The Dragons eye twitched.

"I'll take that as a yes," I deadpanned, "Next question, how the FUCK are you in me?!"

"Oh, that brat was my host over 10000 years ago," said Ddraig, "Little perv ended up dieing in his sleep after a 72 hour long sex marathon with his harem."

I blinked a few times, then clapped a hand over my nose to stop the inevitable nosebleed at the idea of doing even half the girls from DXD.

"Well...at least he died doing what he loved?" I said weakly.

"I suppose," said Ddraig, "I have to say, I've had over a thousand other hosts since then and not one has held a candle to him in terms of power, tenacity and sheer perverseness."

"Yeah, Issei certainly is...was an interesting one," I muttered, "So, what are the chances of me meeting anyone from DXD, other than you?"

"Basically nil," said Ddraig, "I suppose you might meet people with Sacred Gear and I know for a fact that Albion is still around, but unless Ophis has got over Issei's death and crawled out of whatever hole she crawled into or Red decides to drop by, everyone else is long dead. The loss of belief from Mortals basically sapped the Gods of power and the Devils and Angels eventually bread themselves to extinction with Mortals, as did the other Yokai and other monsters. All that remains now is the so-called Bloodline abilities."

"Like what?" I asked.

"The Yuki Hyoton comes from Sitri blood, the Senju have Nature Spirit blood, the Kurama clan ironically have Kitsune blood and the Uzumaki Clan are descended from the Gremory family," said Ddraig, "And no, that does not mean you'll have access to the Power of Destruction. Just their incredibly Magical potential and control, although Kyuubi's presence will throw that off somewhat."

"So who did get the PoD?" I asked.

"Not a clue," said Ddraig.

"WHAT THE FUCK!?" spluttered Kyuubi, finally coming out of its trance.

"Told you it was interesting," said Ddraig.

"I...how...you…" spluttered Kyuubi as it tried to string together a coherent sentence while pointing at me.

I have to say, seeing a massive fox looking so flabbergasted was utterly hilarious and I couldn't help but burst out laughing at the look on its face. Kyuubi shook itself out of its shock and glared at me.

"Its not funny!" it protested.

"Yes it is!" I laughed.

Kyuubi growled and turned away from the cage. It almost looked like it was pouting, which certainly didn't help me stop laughing.

Eventually I managed to calm down enough to stop laughing and sat up, wiping away the tears of laughter.

"Alright, all joking aside, what now?" I asked.

"Well, after viewing your memories, I can safely say that I have no intention of letting all your potential go down the drain into an orange wearing moron," said Kyuubi.

"Indeed," said Ddraig, "Not to mention the fact that you'll need to fight the White One in the future. You will need preparing."

"So then, does that mean you two are going to train me?" I asked with a smirk.

"That we will," said Ddraig, "I hope your ready kid cus we're going to turn you into a worthy host for both our powers!"

"Bring it on!" I said, "I can take it!"

Next time I decide to challenge a pair of immortal, insanely powerful beings living inside my gut to give me everything they've got, someone smack me. I really should have seen it coming, but the two of them were absolute demons!

Still, I can't exactly complain. Through the use of mental projections,, Ddraig was able to teach me numerous fighting styles used by his past hosts and Kyuubi's Chakra allowed said training to be transferred from my mental body to my physical one. From Kyuubi, I learnt Ninjutsu, mainly focused on my Affinities of Wind and Fire, and Fuinjutsu, most of which was either Uzumaki secret Seals or from the lost art of Onmyodo, although that was an extremely difficult art, so I hadn't made much progress.

"So, its like this?" I asked, sketching out a symbol on the paper tag I was making.

"No, and don't activate that!" said Kyuubi, "You'll blow up if you do...Arrg, I can't teach you like this!"

It shook its head.

"Oh, screw it!"

There was a puff of smoke and the Kyuubi vanished.

"What the...?!" I spluttered as I tried to wave away the smoke cloud that seeped out of the cage, "What was that?!"

"What? After all those fics you read last time through, you didn't think I only had one form, did you?" said a light and VERY feminine voice from the smoke cloud as it slowly cleared.

"Oh you have got to be kidding me!" I said as the smoke cleared to reveal the Kyuubi's Human form.

She (suprise suprise) was a beautiful young woman with fair skin and pale pink hair tied up in ponytails, yellow eyes and an amazing figure. She was wearing a dark blue kimono that left her shoulders and tops of her breasts visible and had light orange fox ears and tail.

"Ahhh, is that chosen or fixed?" I asked.

"Fixed, why?" said Kyuubi.

"Mmmhmm, and your real name is Tamamo, right?"

Ky...Tamamo stared at me in surprise.

"How did you know that?" she asked.

"This is how," I said, creating a screen with Caster on it.

"Ohhh, right," said Tamamo, "I'm not a Servant or a Goddess though. Although...I suppose I was technically born from one, so…."

"You know what, I don't care," I said with a sigh.

Then I smirked.

"Besides, why should I complain about sharing headspace with such an adorable little fox?"

Tamamo blinked, before her cheeks pinked.

"I-idiot, don't say things like that!" she said, turning away to hide her blush.

"BWAHAHAHA, nice one whelp!" said Ddraig, "Its been awhile since I've seen Tamamo blush like that!"

Tamamo's cheeks immediately burned red and she threw a conjured paperweight at the Dragon. He just laughed harder when it bounced of his nose.

"S-shut up, Ero-ryu!" she yelled.

Ddraig and I just laughed harder.

And done. So, what do you think? Frankly, I've got about three other ideas for characters with Boosted Gear, but this is the only one that got any traction.

Just to be clear, while Ddraig will not be the only DXD character to appear, any that do will either be Dragons or sealed inside Sacred Gears. Yep, there will be others. See if you can guess who has Divine Dividing.

Tamamo is not the Tamamo from Fate, although she will have some similarities.

And with that, I am done. Don't forget to leave a review on the way out!