Batman's Rules

1. DON'T say yes to having parties on the Watchtower unless you want them to get out of hand.

Why:

I had let Flash have an anniversary party for the league. I said yes since I figured he was mature enough to know how much is enough and when to stop. I learned that I was extremely WRONG. I was on monitor duty so that everyone else could go to the party. I hacked into the camera in the Rec Room where the party was so that I could see how it was going. After some time I figured out that the camera was out, as in dead and or out of commission. I got CONCERNED and so I went down to the Rec Room.

I opened the door and was spell struck. The room was a mess there was food and drinks all over the floor and there were serious dents in the wall as well as torn banners and scattered confetti. The leaguers were all sleeping and all over the place. Flash was hanging upside down from a ribbon from the ceiling and was missing his yellow boots, Green Lantern and Hawkgirl were lying on top of each other on the floor, Lantern was missing his ring and Hawkgirl was missing her mace, Jonn' was lying onto of a table with everything on, Superman was underneath a table and had a torn up shirt. Wonder Woman on top of a table and her body was covered with a table cloth. I removed it and saw that she still had her uniform on and I sighed one of relief. She and the other looked fine and in her hands was a large bottle. I checked the label on it and saw that I was correct and it was alcohol. The rest fell into place. I let them have a party and from the looks of things they had gotten SERIOUSLY drunk. They had messed up the place as a result and were napping out of pure exhaustion. I went back to the monitor room and smirked. I was never going to let them forget this.

2. Don't drink drinks at said parties if they ever get approved, which is unlikely.

Why:

I don't even know why I went there in the first place. After the last party on the Watchtower I never wanted to have another one. But it was Christmas and everyone wanted to have a party. So I showed up to see how things were going and then I was going to leave. I had a few drinks of eggnog, was heading out the door and then the next thing I know I'm waking up in the Infirmary.

"What happened?" I asked. I rubbed my head and squinted. "And does my head feel like a drummers been in there." Everyone except Flash was in the room. Diana and Superman looked at each other.

"Well, how should I say this?" Superman said.

"You got drunk," Lantern said apparently.

"How?" I replied.

"Someone spiked the eggnog," Hawkgirl told him.

"What did I do?" I asked.

"Nothing really," Superman told him. "You just muttered a bunch of gibberish and non-sense. And said something about family and Wayne manor. And then you pasted out." I'm pretty sure my eyes widen.

"Ah, crap, I'm late. Alfred's gonna kill me," I said. I got off the bed and ran out of the Infirmary and into the Javelin Bay. I flew as fast as I could and landed in the cave. I quickly changed into my Christmas sweater and sweatpants. Luckily I wasn't too late and Alfred didn't kill me but I'm more than ready to kill Flash for that joke.

3. Flash-proof my room EVERY night.

Why:

I was on my way to my quarters. I was just going there to see if I had left my father's watch there since I couldn't find it and I knew I left it on the Watchtower yesterday. I opened the door and I saw my room was just the way I had left it. I walked in and I walked into a wire. I then had a PIE flung into my face. It was a blueberry whip cream pie and it was all over my face and on some of my upper uniform. I washed took off cowl and washed my lower face. I got the blueberries and cream off of my face and my uniform and saw on my bed a note. I picked it and it said, Happy April Fool's Day, Bats! O, and I stole your watch. Catch me if you can! Flash. I crumpled the note and went to the Monitor room to find the Scarlet Speedster. He should be on monitor duty now and if he wasn't he had made another reason for me to get onto him. I opened the Monitor room door and saw Flash playing on a 3DS. I walked over to him and looked down at him.

"Where's. My. Watch?" I demanded. Flash looked up from his game slowly and saw my eyes of rage and wrath. He closed the 3DS and cowardly sank into his chair.

"Hi, Bats," Flash whimpered. "How are you?"

"I want. My watch. Back. Now," I told him. "Where. Is it?" Flash then pulled it out and I grabbed it from him. I opened it and it was operating the way it was suppose to be. I closed it and gave Flash a threatening glare. I then exited the Monitor room and headed for the Javelin Bay. I placed my watch back into its place on my belt. I went into my plane and headed for the cave. I landed and Alfred came to meet me. I came out and Alfred looked down on my chest.

"Shall I get you a clean uniform, sir?" Alfred asked.

"Yes," I responded. I hate messy pies.

4. Don't mention Catwoman unless you want to be stuck there for 5 minutes defending yourself about the past.

Why:

League meetings can be a real bore some times, especially since I needed to catch Catwoman and figure out what the heck she was up to. She had so far been stealing government organization's secrets and it wasn't her style. I needed to figure out who had hired her and what they were planning.

"How much longer until this meeting's done?" Flash asked for the fifth time.

"A few minutes," Superman responded. "What's the rush though?"

"I've got a date," Flash said. "I'm pretty sure everyone else has places they need to be."

"Like?" Superman asked.

"Me," I told him. "I'm in the middle of an important investigation."

"Who is it this time?" Wonder Woman asked curiously. "Bane, Scarecrow, Joker?"

"Catwoman," I answered.

"You mean your feline girlfriend?" Flash asked. Everyone turned to me and I'm pretty sure either I was blushing or about to. "You didn't know?"

"About what?" Hawkgirl asked.

"That those two have history," Flash explained. "From what the rumor mill says there has said they're an item."
"Batman?" Wonder Woman asked aggravated.

"No, we're not an item," I tried to explain.

"You sure?" Flash asked. "Cause from what I heard you two are a couple."

"You heard wrong," I told him.

"So were you two?" Flash asked again.

"No, not exactly," I began. "I don't know. Now can we please stop talking about my love life!?"

"So you were an item?" Flash said with interest. "Is she your ex?"

"No! I told you we weren't even…" I began. "O, whatever. I'm out of here. I've got work to do." I then got out of my seat and got the heck out of there. Never again am I embarrassing myself like that again.

Note: I'm working on a Flash and Superman one do you guys have any ideas for any other Leaguers I should do? I'm not sure if I should just stink with the founders or if I should branch out. Any ideas? Would love to hear your opinion.