Author's Note: So this is my first published Loud House fanfiction. I got one that is taking longer then I had expected and hope to post that soon. This story here came to mind when I was looking at different Loud House stories and fan art and saw a butt load of incest stuff. Not my thing so I will not judge. But that got my warped little mind thinking that in a house with that many people and that little privacy, well there had to be some awkward moments when someone got caught practicing the art of self love. From there the story pretty much wrote it self. I do apologize for the length, it was supposed to be a quick short story but got turned into a four chapter long masturbation joke. Also I did the best I could in trying to capture the voices of the characters in their dialogue, but I may have not gotten that right. Please excuse any grammar or spelling mistakes, I went through a few times but I am sure I missed a few things. Ok now get reading and I will see you at the end with one final note.


Caught Part 1: Ahhh My Eyes!


Leni Loud walked through the house singing to herself. It was a song that she heard her parents play in the car one day when they all went to the mall. Luna would later tell her that the song was a one hit wonder from the nineties by a band called the Divinyls. Leni remembered how most of her siblings had all laughed upon hearing the lyrics. As usual, Leni was lost and did not understand what was so funny. She would often ask when ever they caught her singing it to herself but everyone would then get a panicked look on their face tell her to go ask their mom or dad. Her parents never got around to telling her either, always getting called away to answer a phone that Leni could never hear ring. Still, the song had managed to wedge itself into her brain, finding more than enough room, and get stuck there among the occasion thoughts of fashion, boys, and smoothies.

"I don't want anybody else." Leni sang to herself as she walked up the stairs of the two story home. "When I think about you, I touch myself."

Leni held a stack of freshly folded shirts she had just washed in the basement. All were orange and belonged to her little brother Lincoln. She did not mind doing his laundry as she loved her little Linky and was always willing to something nice for him. He was such a nice and innocent boy, always going out of his way to please his sisters. She often felt bad that the rest of the sisters did not do more to help him out, always asking for his help with their problems yet never returning the favor without making a big deal about it. Lincoln tried so hard to keep the peace between all the girls and help them with what ever they needed. He almost never got time to himself or the chance to get the things he wanted. This made her sad.

"Ohhh, I don't want anybody else." Leni sang to herself.

When Lucy Loud had turned five, the Loud parents had decided to move her into her older sister Lynn's room. Lynn and Lincoln had shared a room up to that point. Lynn Sr. had thought it was time Lincoln had his own room, being the only other male in the house dominated by females. They converted the up stairs linen closet into a small bedroom for the only son. It had a lock and a key so he could have privacy from time to time, enjoying it up until he lost the key a few years ago. Then and the privacy was gone, lost much like the key to his now useless lock. From that point on the sisters would walk into his room whenever they felt like it. It had made Lincoln a mast quick change artist, learning that changing clothes too slowly in his room could make for a very awkward moment.

"Oh no." Leni sang as she entered the room of her little brother.

Leni paused as she saw her little brother sitting on his bed, an intense and strained look on his face. In one hand was a magazine, his other hand was moving in an up and down motion much too fast for her to see what he was doing. Over to the side of his bed where his jeans, crumpled on the bedroom floor. It did not take long, merely a fraction of second, before the older ditzy sister realized what her eyes were seeing.

"Linky!" Leni yelled in a panicked and horrified tone.

"Leni!" Lincoln screamed the shriek of his sister now gaining his attention. He was shocked by her sudden appearance. He stopped what he was doing had glanced down, his eyes grew as he realized with fright what his sister was now thinking.

Leni dropped the freshly folded shirts and ran from the room in horror, bumping into the walls and nearly taking a terrible tumble down the stairs before finally making it to room she shared with her older sister Lori.

"Leni it's not what you think." Lincoln had tried to yell after his sister. His face was beet red with embarrassment. He had gotten caught at the wrong moment. His privacy once again invaded.

Leni slammed the door behind her and fell to the floor, bringing her knees to her chest. She hugged herself and starred off into space, she had just seen her brother doing something that she desperately wished she had not seen. The image would not leave her mind, burned there to mentally mock and torment her whenever she shut her eyes.

Lori lay on her bed, belly down with her left leg up and twirling about in the air. Sprawled out before her was a magazine, Lori licked a finger with her tongue and slowly turned a page. She tilted her head to give her sister a look of annoyance for disturbing her peace. Lori noticed the look on her sisters face. Her eyes like wide white saucers that looked out over a vast desert of daydreams and lost thoughts. Her lower lip trembled and shook like a frightened four-year old who had just been to a birthday party with mime act.

"What's wrong Leni?" Lori asked, a bit worried about the well being of her sister.

"L-L-Linky." Leni managed to stammer out.

"What happened?" Lori's voice now filling with concern.

"I saw little Linky."

"What about Lincoln?" Lori was getting confused with each passing second by her sisters failed attempts to make complete sentences.

Leni finally tore herself away from the mental image that hung before her eyes, haunting and mocking her. She looked to her sister. "No." She whispered. "I. Saw. Little. Linky." Leni tried desperately to make her sister understand what she had meant.

Lori suddenly understood. She smiled at her sister and knelt beside her, putting an arm around her and pulling her in close. Lori stroked her hair and did her best to comfort her. She was not the first one to walk in on her brother naked. In a house with thirteen people, privacy became a rare treat that one was lucky to receive. Lori assumed that everyone had seen each other naked by this point, while it was still a bit awkward, it was certainly nothing to that ashamed off. Accidents happened.

"Leni we have all walked in on each changing at some point." Lori said. "Sure its a little embarrassing, but it's nothing to get too worked up over."

Leni turned to her sister again, a stern look fell upon her face. "He was touching himself." She said, each word drained the energy from her voice so that by the end it was a low soft whisper.

A cold chill worked it's way up Lori's spine. She removed her arm from Leni, suddenly feeling the need to hug and comfort herself. Her little brother was masturbating? A disgusted look fell upon her face as the thought of her little brother playing pocket pool began to sink in. Then she began to wonder if he even understood what sex was. Had he ever had the talk with their parents? Did this mean he was thinking of taking his "secret" relationship with Ronnie Anne to whole new level? That would certainly complicate things with her and her precious boo boo bear. Bobby was super protective of Ronnie Anne, almost dumping her when he found out that Lincoln had insulted Ronnie Anne. What would he do if he found out that her littler brother had deflowered his little sister? Her mind was racing with so many bad thoughts and images that she had closed her eyes and tried to regain her composer before she began to hyperventilate.

"Are you sure you saw what you think you saw?" Lori asked, hoping against hope that Leni had made a terrible mistake.

"Linky was on his bed with a dirty magazine and his pants off." Leni's voice sounding both disturbed and frustrated that her sister did not believe her. "He was shaking his hand like this." Leni made a motion like she was getting ready to throw dice on a craps table.

"Please stop doing that"

"I know it's like totes gross right?"

Lori frowned as she thought about how bad her little brother must have been feeling. Lord knows this was not the first time one of the siblings had walked in on another while in the lustful labors of self-satisfaction. She had, herself, been busted a number of times, despite having a lock on her door. Lori remembered the first time, wanting to die from embarrassment after Luna had caught her in a very awkward position, literally.

"Gather the rest of the older sisters, we need to have an emergency meeting." Lori said.


Well there you have it folks. I thank you for reading and hope you enjoyed the first part. Please let me know what you liked and what you hated. Now the whole story is actually completed, I am just spacing it out. Next part drops in a week. I am hoping to make that a regular thing with my long stories, weekly updates. And I do not start to publish my work until I am in the final phase of editing the whole damned thing, so that should not be a hard goal to accomplish. So I will see you next week. Same fap time, same fap channel ... and I am going to hell for that joke.