The fortunate thing of genes is that you get to inherit nice things from your parents in case of appearance.

The unfortunate thing of genes, though, is when your inherited appearance, backfires you and cause you way more trouble and unnecessary incidents more than it's worth.

Like right now, I am being chased by a mob of ladies and men who all look like they're at their 30-40's.

I am Midoriya Izuku and I'm... too cute.

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Mom, why do I have to be born cute!?

"Why do you always get caught in these kind of fucking shit on a daily basis?!" Kacchan groaned when Izuku got to class.

"Like you're one to talk! I know you got some girls chasing after you too!"

"Don't you fucking remind me Deku!"

While the two boys bicker, their classmates whisper.

"Ah, there they go again."

"You know, makes me wonder if Midoriya's quirk is his cuteness."

"But he's quirkless, must be nice to have good genes."

"Not worth it from what we see daily. Bakugou has it as bad as Midoriya did."

"Screw having a quirk or being quirkless man, with their good looking genes, they're having the life. Midoriya's cuteness put a girl to shame that he attracts boys and Bakugou is so sexy that Mountain Lady declares she wants to marry him when she caught sight of him once."

"That is true... must be nice to be as cute as Midoriya. I want a hot-looking guy to look at me for once."

"And I want Mountain Lady to notice me too..."

And that is their daily life in middle school.

Now here's a little history.

Once upon a time, there are two best friends, Midoriya Inko and Bakugou Mitsuki.

Midoriya Inko and Bakugou Mitsuki are infamous for their impossibly good looks that make them attract a group of fan boys and some girls back in high school.

Midoriya Inko is a cute, sweet angelic girl and also infamous for having a temper when push comes to shove.

Bakugou Mitsuki, is tomboyish, rough, and aggressive back in her old days, but she is also noted to be very very sexy and has a fanbase on par with Inko's.

So it was a sad day for the fans when they got married and soon forget about the duo. But they're still remembered as they take online streaming of fashion tips as a side job for additional money and is raking too well.

Fortunately, their children are boys. So they won't worry about teaching their kids about dangerous men that want them for impure reasons.

But unfortunately, their children faced the same thing as they do back in high school as they inherited their genes.

And they experienced it way too early back in elementary where young Izuku was almost kidnapped at age of eight if not for Bakugou's explosions. The perpetrator was arrested for attempted kidnapping and accusations of pedophilia.

Then comes another incident for Bakugou where he got kidnapped by some crazed ladies and Izuku saved him. The ladies are arrested too of course.

And thus, Midoriya Izuku and Bakugou Katsuki have a vitriolic friendship as they bond with how having good looking genes just suck a lot. Sure there's the problem of Izuku being quirkless, but the real menace is the problems of having really good genes.

The end.

The last year of middle school had been a total roller coaster discounting the usual mob chasing him for his cute appearances.

There's that meeting with All Might and All Might soon declared protection and claimed him as his surrogate son, making use of his original form to scare the heck out of the mob going after him.

It works like a charm and Izuku has never been so grateful... training asides.

Bakugou had to know, of course he does. They bond over woes of being attractive for so long, hiding from his currently only friend feels like betrayal.

Bakugou took it as well as he could have taken it and swore secrecy.

When the two boys finalize that they want to attend Yuuei, there were many tears from fans who are begging for them to not be a hero and be a model instead so they can still ogle at their respectively cute and sexy appearances.

They failed.

Midoriya Izuku and Bakugou Katsuki are going to be heroes and no one will stop them.

They got into Yuuei with flying colors and things were normal... until one day, Izuku was unusually late and arrived some time before homeroom ends looking so tired and battered.

"...Midoriya, why are you late?" Aizawa asked.

"Got chased by a mob."

Aizawa stared at him incredulously... then Bakugou groaned. "You got chased by those fucking old ladies and men again?"

Now the class stared at them both wide-eyed. "Again!?"

Aizawa asked the most sensible thing. "So you're not lying?"

"Why would I? This has been happening since I was eight."

And that was when the class started a Deku protection squad which extended to Bakugou when Kirishima and Kaminari found him being chased by crazed high school girls.

During the last day of the term and before summer break, Todoroki came late, his clothes singed and partly frozen.

"...Todoroki, why are you late?"

"...There was attempted kidnapping on me."

Izuku and Bakugou seems to have found out the hint. As Izuku dramatically gasped. "Don't tell me... you're just like me and Kacchan!?"

That got the class wondering.

Todoroki answers. "Mother is known as an icy gentleman killer who has many exes before her marriage and her excessive beauty is passed on me."

The class gasped and soon had the Protection squad extended to him as well.

Todoroki neé Shimizu Hyouka was an icy beauty at her youth, no pun intended just because she has an ice quirk. She was such a beauty she had many fans wanting a date but it gets annoying. And she doesn't want to break their hearts.

She settled with giving her fans weekly dates and breakup so in a sense, she has lots of exes.

And thus, was one of the reasons why her parents agreed to getting her engaged with Todoroki Enji, A.K.A., hero Endeavor.

Because she doesn't even have a stable relationship.

She was not pleased.

She was interested at the idea of having kids but not in a forced marriage.

The first three children are going to grow normal unlike her, which she was grateful for because the genes of being pretty is just not worth it at times.

Then came her youngest son, Shouto, whom had both her and Enji's quirk, and also inherited so much of her beauty.

However, Enji was more interested in pushing her poor young son to training once his quirk manifested and when Shouto is five, she decided to make use of her old beautiful fame.

And call her exes.

So it was a surprise to one Todoroki Enji when the Todoroki household was bombarded by an army of Hyouka's exes.

Enji still kept up with training Shouto, but came to have a slight fear and respect at Hyouka. And so the training was lessened.

However, Shouto had to face some cases of kidnapping and fangirl (and fanboys) attacks due to his beauty.

So there was a good thing to Enji keeping up with training Shouto's quirk.

Because Shouto has permission to burn and freeze the perpetrators in case they go too far.

"...That's the gist of it." Todoroki finished explaining.

Izuku and Bakugou placed their hand at Todoroki's shoulder.

"Welcome to the "Getting excessive attractiveness from parents suck" club."

A cross-post from AO3.

Terlalu Tampan is an Indonesian webtoon that parodies Bishounen tropes. The webtoon title itself literally means Too Handsome.

I had to make these three victims for this fic because I want to make a parody and also want to write some crack and happy because I keep seeing fics that make me feel sad.

- torinokomachi