Since everyone and their mother, brother, uncle, deceased grandmother, and
third cousin twice removed are writing OCs that spring up like weeds, I
figured I might as well try my hand at it, too. I can write an argumentive
essay on this subject, but I am sure many little 'geniuses' would not be
able to understand it. Hell, some of you probably are confused right now.
If you enjoy this story, which I hope you do, or if it angers you, which I hope it does, then I would recommend checking out the Yugioh section for a fic called "My Mary Sue" by Spyder. She is a very excellent author; her stories contain correct grammar and spelling (which, to find on ff.net is a miracle within itself), her characters are deep and portrayed accurately, and you can feel the emotions/ moods of the story. Put in basic terms; Wow. She's good.
Also check out the entry titled, "So You Can't Write." I don't know who that's by, but it is a very well written and thought out essay against OCs, Mary Sues, and bad writing/ summaries in general. In other words, it isn't a "Mary-Sue is a stinky poo head." The writer is intelligent and capable of thought. (My God, those exist on ff.net? O_O)
warnings: SHOUNEN-AI; (boy x boy) Kai x Rei, OC bashing
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A DIME A DOZEN (dedicated to all OC writers)
Rei flew down the hotel hallway, his shoes almost slipping on the slick, polished wooden floor. He jammed the key into the door of room number six, threw it open, and flung himself against a startled Kai's chest.
Eyes slightly widened, Kai wrapped his arms around his shaking koibito. "Koneko? "
Rei had his arms in a death grip around Kai, burying his face in his koi's neck. "She won't go away!! Save me from her!"
"Kitten, not another one-" Kai was cut off by the sudden appearance of a strange female standing in the door way, hands on her slim hips.
"Rei! Sweetheart, my true love, there you are!" Julia Garwood was a very beautiful girl (after all, ocs must be beautiful). She had shoulder length, honey blonde hair that shone in the sun, and her baby blue eyes sparkled like blue tinted diamonds. She wore a red headband, red hoodie, which was unzipped, a black tank top, and black skater shorts with chains, and black boots. Her skin was smooth and flawless, and she only wore a lightly tinted lip gloss and light pink eye shadow to show off her natural beauty. (have I described her enough so all of us fan girls are wishing to be her? i'm telling you, she's rei's true soul mate!)
"Ahhh!" Rei visibly jumped a few inches in Kai's arms. He didn't even look over his shoulder at the girl; he left his koi for the safety of the bathroom, locking the door firmly.
Julia flew past Kai to the bathroom that contained HER koi. She really needed to find Rei, and had to pour her heart out to him. She was so focused upon her love for him that she didn't even notice Kai. She pressed her pert, averaged sized breasts against the door, along with the rest of her sleek, slim body.
"Rei, sweetie, I have something I must tell you." She shouted against the door while Kai watched, stunned. "Rei, even though we've just met two minutes ago in the park, I knew it was love at first sight! My heart belongs only to you!! Despite the fact that my father abandoned me, my mother was an alcoholic, and my stepfather repeatedly sexually assaulted me, I've suddenly been able to overcome all the pain in my past and open up my heart for our love to heal it! Those few moments of seeing you changed me forever, my darling! Now, come on out, don't be shy, sweetie.....and we can let our true love unfold and live happily ever after-"
Kai had had just about enough. He marched over, grabbing her by her arm. "I don't know who you are, nor do I care. Get out of here, and leave MY kitten alone."
Julia grew angry and shrugged his hand off. "I am world renowned beyblader Julia Garwood! I lead the American Team; we are undefeated. I am the number one beyblader in America and Europe, and soon in the east as well. My bit beast is Kyser, a very fierce Dragon. He's even been able to defeat the dreaded Black Dranzer!"
Kai looked at her with an expression of sheer boredom. "If you're so famous, how come we've never heard of you? MY team has one the European tournament, making us the number one bladers there, and we've already conquered the Asian tournament. I am the world champ, I've defended my title for 2 years now, so, therefore I am the number one blader. Only I can control Black Dranzer, and I have never battled something like you. So you're full of it."
Kai grabbed her forcefully again, this time hard enough to bruise, and dragged Julia, kicking and screaming, to the door, tossed her out, locked it and put a chair under the knob. When he turned around, he saw Rei's head peering warily out, his amber eyes wide. "Is....is that thing gone?"
Kai went over and wrapped his love in his arms. "Yes, Kitten, I took care of her. You've really got to learn to be more careful; that's the seventh one in three days."
Rei nuzzled his cheek against Kai's bare chest. He sighed. "I know, I do try, koi, but.....they pop up everywhere. This time, I was just sitting on a park bench watching some young kids beybattle, when out of nowhere that girl came up to me and clung. She wouldn't let go; I even battled her, and defeated her....but....she wouldn't go away!" The neko shuddered, huddling against his lover.
Rei jumped in surprise, then turned his head sideways on Kai's chest, his body stiffening, his lips curling back in a feral, fang baring snarl, and his irises turning to slits in his beautiful, golden eyes.
"Koneko?"
Rei's voice was full of loathing. "I can smell her cheap perfume......she's coming back...." Kai held his koibito koneko protectively as the door started shaking from Julia pounding on it.
"Rei! Sweetheart, don't be shy! I just know our love can heal you too! Turn your back on your teammates and come, run away with me, just the two of us, together, forever!"
Rei growled and huddled closer to Kai, who reached into his pocket, pulled out his cell phone, and dialed a number. "Security, come up and- yes, it's ANOTHER one...yes, inform the paddy wagon that they're getting another occupant......this one claims to be the number one beyblader as well...."
Kai just smirked as Julia continued banging for five minutes, the door almost splintering against her assault on it. Rei was shivering in Kai's arms; Julia was almost through......a few more seconds.....then....
"NNNOOOOO!!!! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!!! YOU'LL FEEL MY ALMIGHTY WRATH!! I AM JULIA GARWOOD!!!! I AM-"
"An escaped nutcase in severe need of treatment." One of the guards in white uniforms said as he drug the kicking and screaming girl away.
Sighing with relief that she was gone, Rei smiled up at Kai. "Ya know, I don't think that one even had a beyblade......"
Kai leaned down and brushed his lips across Rei's soft ones, leading him gently over to the bed and gazing down lovingly at him." Neither do I, kitten."
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so, whaddya think? tired of OCs? I know I am, and I am going to lodge a complaint with ff.net about it. The administration shall hear from me.
If you enjoy this story, which I hope you do, or if it angers you, which I hope it does, then I would recommend checking out the Yugioh section for a fic called "My Mary Sue" by Spyder. She is a very excellent author; her stories contain correct grammar and spelling (which, to find on ff.net is a miracle within itself), her characters are deep and portrayed accurately, and you can feel the emotions/ moods of the story. Put in basic terms; Wow. She's good.
Also check out the entry titled, "So You Can't Write." I don't know who that's by, but it is a very well written and thought out essay against OCs, Mary Sues, and bad writing/ summaries in general. In other words, it isn't a "Mary-Sue is a stinky poo head." The writer is intelligent and capable of thought. (My God, those exist on ff.net? O_O)
warnings: SHOUNEN-AI; (boy x boy) Kai x Rei, OC bashing
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A DIME A DOZEN (dedicated to all OC writers)
Rei flew down the hotel hallway, his shoes almost slipping on the slick, polished wooden floor. He jammed the key into the door of room number six, threw it open, and flung himself against a startled Kai's chest.
Eyes slightly widened, Kai wrapped his arms around his shaking koibito. "Koneko? "
Rei had his arms in a death grip around Kai, burying his face in his koi's neck. "She won't go away!! Save me from her!"
"Kitten, not another one-" Kai was cut off by the sudden appearance of a strange female standing in the door way, hands on her slim hips.
"Rei! Sweetheart, my true love, there you are!" Julia Garwood was a very beautiful girl (after all, ocs must be beautiful). She had shoulder length, honey blonde hair that shone in the sun, and her baby blue eyes sparkled like blue tinted diamonds. She wore a red headband, red hoodie, which was unzipped, a black tank top, and black skater shorts with chains, and black boots. Her skin was smooth and flawless, and she only wore a lightly tinted lip gloss and light pink eye shadow to show off her natural beauty. (have I described her enough so all of us fan girls are wishing to be her? i'm telling you, she's rei's true soul mate!)
"Ahhh!" Rei visibly jumped a few inches in Kai's arms. He didn't even look over his shoulder at the girl; he left his koi for the safety of the bathroom, locking the door firmly.
Julia flew past Kai to the bathroom that contained HER koi. She really needed to find Rei, and had to pour her heart out to him. She was so focused upon her love for him that she didn't even notice Kai. She pressed her pert, averaged sized breasts against the door, along with the rest of her sleek, slim body.
"Rei, sweetie, I have something I must tell you." She shouted against the door while Kai watched, stunned. "Rei, even though we've just met two minutes ago in the park, I knew it was love at first sight! My heart belongs only to you!! Despite the fact that my father abandoned me, my mother was an alcoholic, and my stepfather repeatedly sexually assaulted me, I've suddenly been able to overcome all the pain in my past and open up my heart for our love to heal it! Those few moments of seeing you changed me forever, my darling! Now, come on out, don't be shy, sweetie.....and we can let our true love unfold and live happily ever after-"
Kai had had just about enough. He marched over, grabbing her by her arm. "I don't know who you are, nor do I care. Get out of here, and leave MY kitten alone."
Julia grew angry and shrugged his hand off. "I am world renowned beyblader Julia Garwood! I lead the American Team; we are undefeated. I am the number one beyblader in America and Europe, and soon in the east as well. My bit beast is Kyser, a very fierce Dragon. He's even been able to defeat the dreaded Black Dranzer!"
Kai looked at her with an expression of sheer boredom. "If you're so famous, how come we've never heard of you? MY team has one the European tournament, making us the number one bladers there, and we've already conquered the Asian tournament. I am the world champ, I've defended my title for 2 years now, so, therefore I am the number one blader. Only I can control Black Dranzer, and I have never battled something like you. So you're full of it."
Kai grabbed her forcefully again, this time hard enough to bruise, and dragged Julia, kicking and screaming, to the door, tossed her out, locked it and put a chair under the knob. When he turned around, he saw Rei's head peering warily out, his amber eyes wide. "Is....is that thing gone?"
Kai went over and wrapped his love in his arms. "Yes, Kitten, I took care of her. You've really got to learn to be more careful; that's the seventh one in three days."
Rei nuzzled his cheek against Kai's bare chest. He sighed. "I know, I do try, koi, but.....they pop up everywhere. This time, I was just sitting on a park bench watching some young kids beybattle, when out of nowhere that girl came up to me and clung. She wouldn't let go; I even battled her, and defeated her....but....she wouldn't go away!" The neko shuddered, huddling against his lover.
Rei jumped in surprise, then turned his head sideways on Kai's chest, his body stiffening, his lips curling back in a feral, fang baring snarl, and his irises turning to slits in his beautiful, golden eyes.
"Koneko?"
Rei's voice was full of loathing. "I can smell her cheap perfume......she's coming back...." Kai held his koibito koneko protectively as the door started shaking from Julia pounding on it.
"Rei! Sweetheart, don't be shy! I just know our love can heal you too! Turn your back on your teammates and come, run away with me, just the two of us, together, forever!"
Rei growled and huddled closer to Kai, who reached into his pocket, pulled out his cell phone, and dialed a number. "Security, come up and- yes, it's ANOTHER one...yes, inform the paddy wagon that they're getting another occupant......this one claims to be the number one beyblader as well...."
Kai just smirked as Julia continued banging for five minutes, the door almost splintering against her assault on it. Rei was shivering in Kai's arms; Julia was almost through......a few more seconds.....then....
"NNNOOOOO!!!! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!!! YOU'LL FEEL MY ALMIGHTY WRATH!! I AM JULIA GARWOOD!!!! I AM-"
"An escaped nutcase in severe need of treatment." One of the guards in white uniforms said as he drug the kicking and screaming girl away.
Sighing with relief that she was gone, Rei smiled up at Kai. "Ya know, I don't think that one even had a beyblade......"
Kai leaned down and brushed his lips across Rei's soft ones, leading him gently over to the bed and gazing down lovingly at him." Neither do I, kitten."
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so, whaddya think? tired of OCs? I know I am, and I am going to lodge a complaint with ff.net about it. The administration shall hear from me.