Reminder: I don't own Loud House.
I was a nice warm day at the science convention were a smart 4 year old Lisa Loud is demonstrating her new invention.
Lisa: Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to present my inorganic decomposer that can spay chemicals to dissolve any non organic material, including wasted items, garbage for those who can understand easily. Watch and learn.
She use the decomposer to spray chemical on a small patch of garbage and then it dissolves as the crowd and judges became impressed.
Judge: Congratulations, Ms. Loud. You've just give the excellent idea for humanity's future.
After that, the Loud siblings are heading home by walking through the park.
Lori: Too bad mom is using the van at work.
Lynn: Yea, but everyone like use need exercise by walking on a long journey.
Lincoln: Well Lisa, that spray you made is pretty useful. By the way, you said it only works on inorganic materials right. Is that bottle inorganic?
Lisa: Correct, but do not worry. I remember to coated it with synthetic flora. I think.
Suddenly, the spray bottle is starting to shake.
Lisa: Never mind. Forget to do that. Clumsy-
Then the bottle exploded as chemicals splattered on the siblings.
Lola: Gross! Lisa!
Lori: Well at least that didn't happened at the convention.
Luan: Like she "floaded" herself. Hahaha! Get it.
Loud Siblings: (Groan)
Luna: Uh dudes. Were smoken.
Luan: That sounds like the opposite of what I said.
Luna: No dude, were really smoking!
The siblings notice their clothing are hissing until they dissolved as they all wear nothing but their birthday suits.
Loud Siblings: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Lola: MY BEAUTIFUL DRESS AND TIARA IS DESTROYED!
Leni: MY OUTFIT IS INVISIBLE NOW!
Lori: WHEN WE LITERALLY GET HOME, WE ARE SO GONNA KILL YOU LISA!
Lisa: Despite that my astigmatism is dissolved as well, I rather not catch a glimpse of your natural mature appearance and your horrific expressions.
Lincoln: Tell me about!
Lincoln covers his eyes to prevent himself to see his sisters naked while covering his private spot to not let them see.
Luna: Lets just calm down dudes. No one here see us in the nude yet. Just grab something useful like bushes or leaves to cover ourselves.
Lori: Right.
The siblings grab a few bushes and leaves to cover themselves while Luna handed some for Lincoln as he still keeps covering his eyes and his private place.
Luna: Here you go bro.
Lincoln: Thanks Luna.
Lori: Okay, this literally might not cover the whole thing, but it would do. Lets just sneak through with no one noticing us.
Siblings: Right.
The Louds sneak through the park while covering themselves with bushes and leaves. Some people notice them as they think they doing nature fashion parade.
Lucy: They're watching us.
Leni: Because we're doing fashion walk style? Ooohh I am so good with this one!
Lori: Leni focus!
Suddenly, a huge wind shows up, sweeping the Loud kids's bushes and leaves away, leaving them naked again as they hid underwater of the fountain.
Luan: Now what are we gonna do?
Lana: Hey, where's Lisa?
Lucy: There!
They see Lisa blindly walking through the streets as the traffic light goes green, causing the cars to move towards Lisa.
Siblings: LISA!
They all jumped out of the fountain and saved Lisa while dodging the cars and tracks as they hid at the alley.
Leni: You okay?
Lisa: Even without my glasses and clothing attire, I'm 80 percent well.
Lincoln: Well I hope no one saw us passing through the streets. But at least there no one here in this alley.
Lana: Hey guys! There's a couple a pizza slices on this box from the garbage can!
Lana digs in the garbage to eat wasted pizza slices.
Lola: Gross Lana!
Lincoln: Guys! We can use these cans to make it home!
Lola: Wearing disgusting garbage? Yea good one.
Lincoln: Are you saying you rather walk home naked in public?
Luan: Whoa no need to get "dirty" Linc. Hahaha. But he has a point through.
The siblings wear trash cans, torn cardboard boxes, and old newspapers to cover themselves as they walk through town like hobos that people don't care.
Lori: Lincoln. This is pure genius.
Lincoln: What can I say. I'm the man with the plan.
Lana: A naked man with the plan.
The siblings laugh about it as they reach the neighborhood.
Lori: We're almost home guys!
Leni: Then I could finally wear one of my outfits that is totes better than-
Suddenly they hear barking as they turn around and saw a group of dogs follow the scent of pizza and other tasting food from their garbage attire.
Lincoln: RUN!
The Loud ran through the neighborhood as the dogs are chasing them. They all split up going through each direction of the street. Then the dogs regroup and try to follow their senses until they see a few trash cans and other garbage they've been chasing as they rush towards them. While terrorizing the cans and waste, the Loud kids weren't seen in them. They were hiding behind the wooden fence, completely naked again.
Lincoln: That was close.
Lucy: But where in our shame form.
Lori: Give it a rest. We'll just rush towards the house to get dress and pretend that this crazy tortured journey never happened.
Lincoln: Agreed. Looks like the dogs left.
Lincoln opens the fence door to check if the coast is clear. He and Lori walked quietly to the sidewalk while covering their privates until they head bike ringing.
Clyde: Hey Linc, there you are!
Lincoln: Clyde?!
Clyde: How did your sister's convection goooohhhwow! Uh?
Lincoln: Clyde let me explain.
It was to late as he sees Lori naked as well, causing him to nose bleed and faint.
Lori: Lets just go Lincoln. He'll be fine I think.
The sibling left a fainted Clyde on the sidewalk as they finally reach the house.
Lincoln: Well were here.
Luna: Right on time since no sign or our folks.
Suddenly, they heard sirens of police who are coming!
Luna: SHOOT! THE FUZZ ARE COMING!
Leni: What do we do!?
Lincoln: I've got it!
As a police car shows up passing by, cops notice something at the front yard of the Loud House.
Cop: Wow. Never thought that those folks are very creative.
Cop 2: Yea. And messy.
Turns out they actually see the usual look of the front yard with the kids no where in sight as they are actually hanging on the tree. After the cops left, the kids jump off the tree and rush inside of their house. They too deep breath as they finally made it.
Lincoln: I can't believe we've made it through that!
Lisa: I'm terribly sorry that my invention cause this situation to happen.
Lynn: Don't sweat it Lis. I mean going nude seems healthy while doing exercise walk.
Leni: Now that you said it. Maybe it doesn't matter if your body is shame or not since mine does look beautiful.
Luna: Yea, I kinda sleep in the nude sometimes when Luan is at sleepovers or camp.
Luan: What?
Luna: Nothing.
Lori: Yea. But lets just literally follow their laws as we go get dress.
Lincoln: Yea. I'm so glad no one besides Clyde sees all of us naked.
Suddenly, the parents showed up as the open the door and see their kids completely naked in the living room. All of them were shocked, embarrassed, and speechless for a moment.
Rita: Uh, we'll be right back kids.
They closed the door as the parents looked at each other.
Rita: You don't think they got that phase from us? Right?
Lynn Sr: No idea.
Grouse: What wrong Louds? You look like you see someone naked.
Next week, the parents are heading out.
Rita: Bye kids we're heading out.
Lincoln: Bye mom.
After the parents left, Lincoln was seen reading comics in the nude instead of wearing only is underwear.
Lincoln:(To the viewers) Well being naked sure is illegal, only in public. But when you're in your own place where no one can see you, you can do what ever when you're naked.
Leni and Luna, who are also naked, comes in his room to ask him to join with the girls.
Leni: Hey Linc, you wanna chill with us at the hot tub down stairs.
Lincoln:(To the viewers) Despite living with your siblings in the nude, sometimes you might do something crazy if you like it. (To Leni)Sure guys, I'm in.
He goes downstairs with them in the living room were they set up a small pool with hot water as they relax in there with each other.
Lori: This really is paradise for eleven.
Lola: I wonder what Mom and Dad are doing since it's their free time on this day?
Meanwhile at the Grand Venture State Park, the parents keep and eye out as the coats is clear with no one here is looking as they rush into the lake to skinny dip.
Lynn Sr: Marco!
Rita: Polo!
THE END