Retarded Naruto Fanfiction Cliches

After beating Mizuki with a barrage of clones, Naruto immediately realized he loathes the color orange and Sakura, who he now calls the banshee whore. How cool and original! Yep, that's something we've yet to see in 5000 different fics.

He is now wearing something that he purchased from a shop that is owned by Tenten's dad, which is kind of fishy since Tenten is an orphan but whatever. Hirugashi Weapons Shop for the WIN!

His new outfit would take 10 paragraphs to properly describe as it reeks of pure awesomeness and badassery. Also, he is now apparently heads over heels for Hinata after realizing her feelings. That escalated quickly. But in all seriousness, Naruto now loves Hinata after years of basically chasing after Sakura since it's apparently one big act.

Oh! And did I forget that Naruto now has something called the KamiShaRinnegan? Which of course, was a gift by the Kyuubi since it is guilt-ridden by the pain he caused Naruto. How kind of him!

As Naruto entered his classroom, all eyes were glued to the extremely awesome attire worn by the now cold and calculating Naruto- let's forget he is loud and obnoxious, it's just a figment of your imagination.

Ino stared at her fellow blond to what seemed like hours, drool coming out from her mouth.

"Wow Naruto is so cool now." Ino said as she slowly rubbed her nipples.

"YEAH!" Everyone agreed, except for Sasuke as his character somehow only revolves around brooding and revenge. Anyways, Naruto was just that cool.

Naruto walked past most his classmates, only stopping when he and Hinata came face to face.

"Hinata-chan." Naruto said as he stared at his lavender eyed Goddess.

"Y-y-y-y-y-y-yes N-n-n-n-naruto-k-k-kun?" Hinata stuttered for a long time since she is the shyest person- fictional or real- to ever exist and as such, need to stutter for 2 hours.

"I love you." Naruto said as he proceeded to kiss Hinata, who became as red as Kushina Uzumaki's hair.

Hinata fainted and died of happiness.

THE END