Nani?! Watashi wa kami to shite umarekawatta!

(What? I've been reborn as a God)

"Damn it, I'm late!" I shouted running hurriedly through the streets of what appeared to be a small city. Cars whizzed by on the streets and birds chirped overhead not that I paid any sort of attention to that.

Hurrying, I moved along the sidewalks pushing my way past other people; all wearing school uniforms, backpacks strapped over their shoulders. My now bloodshot eyes though were focused on one thing: the destination which loomed like a monolith just over a block away.

'Come on, how come he always lets out ten minutes late. Doesn't he know transition times?' I was forced to growl internally, while continuing to hurry along bumping into those fortunate enough to have time between their courses.

If only I could fly, like those guys from Dragon Ball. In a few seconds I could have been in my Biology class, but no life did not treat me so kindly. Though not that I wanted it too. Dragon Ball came with its risks, Saiyans, Cell, Frieza, an over-powered cat God of Destruction known as Beerus.

'Stop thinking about that,' I shout at myself upon pulling into the building. One flight of stairs to go, just one, straight to the basement of the Science and Technology Building.

That would have been easy until...

I missed the top step.

Everything was in slow motion, my backpack swung off my shoulder as my body did a full somersault off the missed step. My eyes started to roll as everything became a blur. Gravity, which felt nonexistent at the moment, was sure to pull me down eventually and when it did I was going to be in trouble.

Boy did it pull me down. Thud, thud, thud, I was rolling down the steps each tumble turning my body more and more, dangerously positioning my head to where it would hit a stare and probably end what had been a honor roll life.

'THWACK!' everything went black.

Then, my eyes slowly filtered open and I was sitting at a dinner table. Foods that looked far too strange to be from Earth were stretched out before me. some multicolored jellos rested in ornate cups and plates of meat were extending out in a feast for a king.

It looked so familiar, yet from where I could not remember.

Was this Heaven?

That question's answer came rather quickly from my right side, a charming smooth voice that I had only heard through headphones attached to my laptop.

"Humph, how unlike you Lord Beerus, you haven't touched any of this food."

Lord Beerus? Me? I wasn't Beerus, he only existed in Dragon Ball.

I turned my head to the side. There he was, a blue skinned Angel, wearing an ornate robe-like attire bearing ornamental shapes and diamond-like structures. His right hand held a staff, that was currently resting on the ground.

"Whis?" I asked, my voice the course and somewhat misleading grumble that often escape from the God of Destruction.

"Yes, why who else would it be Lord Beerus?" his brow raised, skeptical.

"What are we doing here?" I asked, my voice definitely that of the felid deity that had the power to destroy.

"You came here for a meal, do you not remember Beerus?" Whis corrected much as he would the actual Beerus.

'What are you doing you idiot? You can't just blurt out things like that,' I swallowed hoping that the ever observant Angel had not caught onto the fact that I was now apparently Beerus. My eyes narrowed as I realized exactly where I was. The glare I was getting from the cheg proved that much.

This was the planet that Beerus destroyed at the beginning of Dragon Ball Super's manga run.

'How do I react to this? I'm one of the strongest beings in the story, do I just follow through with everything?' I gulped completely unable to get my head on straight.

I had to act fast Whis had to be growing suspicious of my silence. I reached for the nearest plate or more specifically, glass.

It contained a jello-like inside with some sort of fruit-y chunks floating within it.' I have to drink this,' I gulped looking at it." Let's see here," I repeated the words that Beerus had uttered.

'Nom!' it dropped like the vicious jello it was into my mouth.

'Nom! Nom!' I had to chew it there were large chunks of fruit in it.

My ears twitched at the sound of something bubbling behind the strange cockroach-like alien's back. It was the poison he had planned to use on the Hakaishin, it failed of course.

'Slurp!' I lick my lips, Beerus was quite fond of the gesture after all.

"That was pretty good," I say, my voice unbelievably still that of the God.' I really should stay in the lines,' luckily I had read Super's manga thanks to scanlations on websites and I knew close enough to what Beerus would say." The seasonings you added was purely exquisite. I would say that it is my kind of flavor," I grinned while the roach-like being stared forward stunned.

"Eh?" he looks confused." Is that so? I'm glad to hear it."

I would hate to do that part that comes next, but if I didn't Whis would grow quite suspicious." Oh by the way," I pause, a sudden urge to scratch my cheek emerging." Did you really think that you could kill me with a poison like that?" I speak nailing ninety percent of what Beerus had actually said in the scans.

"Guh," everyone aside from Whis began to stir, their faces nervous and shaking.

"D-don't be absurb Lord Beerus," the roach comes forward, he was the king of the race that I would have to destroy at the end of this." Perhaps it was not to your tastes. Here have our vegetable vincotto soup," he smiled bringing a bowl with him.

'There is my excuse to spare them,' I smile to myself, until I catch Whis in my periphery, he is frowning and sighing. Beerus would not let an assassination attempt go unpunished, he didn't on those manga cans that I read.

'Damn it,' I frown as the king humbly bows before me.' I have to destroy this guy and this planet. Whis'll get suspicious if I don't. Not to mention the entire timeline for all I know could get botched up more than it does when Zamasu shows up,' I howl at myself while Whis and the others in the room stare at me tensely. They all expect something to occur.

I put on my most sly Beerus-like grin and scoffed." Too bad for you," I raised my index finger as they arm themselves with useless bows and swords.

It was just a tap of the finger, but it was the hardest tap of a finger I have ever had to do. Power exploded through my veins the likes of which no one had ever scene. My dilemma of destruction was over before I could even hope to contain the destructive nature of Lord Beerus.

Everything turned white before exploding in a fiery explosion of epic proportions. I stood perfectly fine among a devastating blast that was amounting to countless kilotons of explosive, including that of my Earth's most potent bombs.

Whis looked over with a raised brow." Hum, so you destroyed it after all Lord Beerus. Just like we planned," Whis said as he stared down at me, eyes scanning,.

'Shit, I don't remember the line,' it had been weeks or even months since I last looked at the first chapter of Super's manga.

I was forced to ad lib." Well, people like that weren't going to slip by forever, they did try to poison me after all," I said in a less elegant manner. Sweat rolled down the back of my head as I looked at Whis.

"Besides I just remembered that I had a dream, a dream about fighting him," I smile as Whis raised a brow.

"A dream? What type of dream?" Whis asked.

"A prophetic one of course Whis," I continued to BS my way through Beerus' vernacular." There will be a warrior who can even entertain me."

"Entertain you Lord Beerus?"

"Yes, the Super Saiyan God."

"Super Saiyan..God?" the Angel asked partially confused.

"Yes," I reply.' Wait, Beerus wouldn't know about Earth yet. I can't just say Goku's on the Earth.'

"Or something like that."

"Well, if you are not sure we can return to your planet. There you could possibly think better."

"Yes, that sounds fine with me," I respond with respect.

"Well, then let's go."

As we vanished I could practically hear the Old Kai gasp as the planet was destroyed. Kibito Kai's own worry afflicting the old God.

Greetings readers, a story like this may surprise the likes of you. This is a challenge that I accepted from Warsameking and it is the only challenge I will accept from this point out.

If you can't guess it, much like the Reborn as Yamcha manga, is a reincarnation fic revolving around a teenager entering the world of Dragon Ball. The exception being that it is as Beerus.

I don't expect many of you to like it, after all it is an OC taking the place of Beerus. Bear with me, it will not be long running and it is going to end by the closing of the Battle of Gods Arc. I expect to have the entire thing packaged and wrapped up within three or four chapters. Please note this will not detract from the upcoming chapter of Destiny Shattered. I cannot say that the fighting here will be anywhere near the quality that you find in Destiny Shattered, but it won't be one-dimensional I promise.

See you guys soon and I hope you,

~Herodan3