It was a lovely day in Royal Woods, and the Loud Family was out doing a little grocery shopping. Lincoln was in charge of keeping track of the things in case Lynn Sr, or Rita had forgotten anything they needed on the list. It was almost over, for they needed only a few more things so they can home.

"What dies it say next honey?" Asked Rita

Lincoln took a little look on the small paper and he read aloud "just some eggs and bananas, mom. That's pretty much it."

"awesome!" Said Lynn. "I'm just about ready to get out of here."

"here, I'll go get the bananas." Lincoln volunteered himself.

"I'll get the eggs." Luna volunteered thereafter. "Nothing I can't handle when shopping." Then Lincoln and Luna split up and the white-haired boy went to the produce isle. Finally, he found a very fresh pack of bananas that looked perfectly ripened for the picking.

He reached his hand and got the bananas. He was about to come rushing back to his family, then he accidentally bumped into someone.

Lincoln was absolutely stunned to see the beautiful, smoking, and sexy ms. Dimartino, the casual substitute teacher for Lincoln's school. "Oh hello Lincoln." She greeted warmly. "I am so sorry, I did not even see you there."

He couldn't really do anything, except stare at how beautiful and sexy she looked. She was wearing a white tank top and blue jeans. Her body looked so slender and marvelous. Blushing a crimson red on his cheeks, Lincoln's couldn't really say anything.

"Lincoln, are you alright?" She asked him, feeling a little concerned why he is acting a little strange like this."

"oh yeah, ms Dimartino. I... I mean... I gotta go!" Then with a quick spurt, he ran all the way back to his family, leaving Dimartino quite confused with a dash of concerned. He then out the bananas in the cart and panted. "Oh my god, what just happened?"

"You okay, bro?" Luna asked him

"I'm fine Luna."

"are you sure? you look like you have seen a ghost." Lucy remarked. "Wait! Did you really see one?"

Lincoln gave a rather irritated look. "No!" Then he sighed. "Okay, I just met Ms Dimartino, alright?"

"oh, I get it." Said Lola. "Were you stunned by her beauty again?,

"yes." Lincoln admitted on slight shame. "Can you blame me, she just looks so beautiful with that long, brown hair, and that sweet personality." And he sighed dreamily in his thoughts.

"Okay lover boy, get your tongue off the floor." Said Lori. "Just don't look at her and you'll be fine."

"you're right, Lori."

"yeah, just ignore her and try not to talk to her when she sees you." Luna encouraged. "Then you'll be a okay." She patted him on the shoulder.

"Don't worry Lincoln, we're getting out of here right now." Said Lynn Sr. And they all checked out at the counter. Meanwhile, Lincoln didn't see any sign of Dimartino anywhere. It was a good thing too, not in a mean way of course, but he didn't want to get too distracted by her striking beauty.

Yes, Miss Dimartino was kinda the reason why Lincoln was flunking on his school work. It wasn't his fault, or Dimartino, love can be a crazy thing. Just then, he saw her coming up to the counter next to the one he and his family were checking out at.

"ba-ba-ba" he stammered over and over again while flushing on his cheeks again.

Luna began to notice and her eyes perked up. "Uh oh, intervention."

"intervention." The other sisters agreed. All of them turned him away from her so he wouldn't have to get distracted again.

"Snap out of it, Lincoln." Said Luan. "And you should say to Dimartino lettuce grow old and wilted together. Hahaha!"

Leni jabbed her in the arm with her elbow. "Not helping." She whispered.

"sorry."

all of the food was checked and accounted for, and the family went back home. While in the van, Luna asked her brother "You feel better now, Lincoln?"

"yep. I'm fine. Ah, I just wish I wouldn't have to make a fool out of myself in front of her like that. I mean, I feel so stupid right now."

"well it ain't the first time." Said Lynn teasingly.

"Lynn! That's not helping." Lana scolded.

"just kidding."

"come on honey. There's nothing wrong with you at all."

"Even Bobby nearly failed because of how hot Miss Dimartino looks." Lori reminded.

"And I don't really like to say this about myself, but she is way more beautiful than I am, and that says a lot."

"I know." Said Lincoln. "Look, I think it's best if I didn't think about it anymore. You know what they say: out of sight, out of mind."

"I deeply concur with you. Sometimes it is best not to think of these topics so much like an ignoramus." Said Lisa. "Oh, not saying you are Lincoln."

"Gotcha."

Then as they made it back home, they all helped in carrying the groceries inside the house, and it was quite a haul, but it was no problem since it was a really big family in the household. Lincoln decided to take the load off and was about to go upstairs.

"Hey Lincoln, you wanna watch Dream Boat with us?" Asked Luna. "This is one of your favorite episodes.

"nah, I... I just need some time alone."

"you sure?" Asked Leni

"I'm positive." Then he went back into his room, and ironically, he couldn't get his mind off of how beautiful and sexy Miss Dimartino looked. He even imagined her under the sun on a beach, wearing a two-part bikini.

Unknowingly, his dick became hardened, and bulged his white underwear. When he noticed, he immediately looked down in embarrassment, and covered his boner. "Ah, come on. I can't really be that in love with her.

he got on his bed and pulled the covers over his head. "Hey Lincoln?" Called a voice from the other side of the door. It was Luna. "You doing okay in there?"

"just fine Luna, please go away." Lincoln replied.

then The door flew open and there was Luna with Lori, Leni, Luan, and Lynn, the oldest siblings. Of course they probably know about these kind of emotions.

"Come on Lincoln. So what if you literally made a fool out of yourself in front of Miss D. It's not a big deal."

"have you seen her?" Lincoln said.

"yes dude, we have." Luna said. "But it's nothing to be embarrassed about. You're just growing up."

and she sat on the bed next to him. "Yep, absolutely normal."

"Can you come out of the covers, please?" Asked Leni.

"no I can't."

"why not?" Asked Luan.

"I just can't." Was all he can say back to her.

"come on Lincoln, you know you can't hide under those sheets forever." Luan reminded him.

sighing, Lincoln said "alright." Then he slowly got out of bed, and revealed himself naked, wearing nothing but his underwear. The sisters noticed his boner, and were rather surprised.

"oh, I see what's going on here." Said Lynn.

"Oh see, I knew you guys would tease me." Lincoln groaned, turning himself around with his back to them. "Just please get out."

"Lincoln, it's okay." Said Luna. "We don't mind seeing that."

"are you sure there's nothing wrong with me?"

"we're literally positive." Said Lori.

"look, remember how crazy we went over Hugh?" Asked Leni. "We kinda thought the same thing about him, that and I also thought of beautiful dresses for my closet."

"fine, fine, but that was many months ago. Besides, my heart belongs to Ronnie Anne." His voice sounded a little sad at the last thing he said.

"oh Lincoln." Said Lori. "We understand, but love can be crazy, you know? May I remind you of how Clyde acts when he's around me?"

"yeah, but that's different, Lori."

"not at all, little bro. It's actually quite the same if you ask me. Except that you don't have blood pouring out of your nose.

"Or a robot that malfunctions like a rage in a washing machine." Luna said. "Besides, it is kinda funny watching him act like that."

"but I'm not really like Clyde. I can keep my cool around anyone... except miss Dimartino. It it's not my fault, I swear it."

"we never said it was." Said Luan. "It's just all part of growing up."

"she's right. Every boy and girl goes through that kind of stage." Said Lynn.

Lincoln let out a small breath and asked "what happens to girls like you when they like boys?"

the eldest sisters blushed a crimson red on their cheeks. "It's... complicated, dude." Luna said. "You'll understand those kind of things when your older."

And the other sisters agreed with her. "But the point is, it's okay. A lot of boys can't resist Dimartino's beauty, not even my Bobby boo boo bear."

Lincoln was thinking about this, and he realized that they were all right, it is just a part of growing up, just part of having hormones."

"but I'm not even in middle school yet." He stated

"it's okay, Lincoln." Lynn said. "It doesn't really matter how old you are, it can happen to anyone of us at around you."

"and it happens to many high school kids like us." Lori stated.

"well, okay."

"feeling a little better now?"

"yeah. I'm feeling just fine now." He admitted. "Well I think I am." Then he looked at his boner again. "Ummm, guys, can you please wait for me to come watch Dream Boat with you? I want this to die down."

they all smiled warmly at him "not problem, dude." Then they all went downstairs, leaving Lincoln alone for a little bit.

It took thirty minutes for his boner to calm down and he put his clothes back on and went downstairs, and his family was more than happy to have him watch Dream Boat with them as a complete set.

Three hours later, the doorbell rang, and Lincoln was the one who answered it. His eyes widened and drooled slightly when he saw Miss Dimartino again.

"oh there you are Lincoln." She said with a giggle. "I was looking all over for you."

"Miss Dimartino, what a pleasant surprise." Lincoln said while flushing. "What brings you here?"

"I just wanted to see if you were alright. And I want to talk to you."

"Wait, how did you know I live here?"

"we kinda called her over, champ." Said Lynn Sr.

"What? Why would you do that?"

"To help you, sweetie." Rita remarked. "Dimartino was quite worried about you, you know?"

he turned his head back to the substitute teacher. "You were?"

she let out yet another sexy giggle. "Of course, silly. I do care about you, and your parents explained the situation you were going through."

"oh. Listen Miss D. I don't mean to sound weird, but you just look so beautiful." Lincoln admitted. "You shine like a ray of a thousand suns."

she was rather touched by her comment. "That's really sweet of you Lincoln, but I always... kinda knew about your little crush on me." Then she knelt down and out a hand on his shoulder.

"you knew all along?"

"of course. I noticed it when you drew a heart on one of your exams."

Lincoln made a sudden realization and he realized that it was indeed, a dead giveaway for that little act. "Oh. My bad."

"it's okay, I promise, but you know that I am too old for you, right?"

"of course. Besides, my heart belongs to Ronnie Anne. It's just a shame she doesn't live here anymore."

"I know you miss her, sweetie." Said Dimartino. "Look, why don't we go out for a little walk together and get a little fresh air together?"

"hmm. What do you think, mom and dad?"

"that's perfectly alright with us. Besides, she lives just around the corner from us."

"really?"

she nodded a yes to him. "Don't worry, we'll have a good time together on our walk. The birds singing, and the wind rustling against your body."

"okay. I'll see you guys in a little while."

"it'a cool dude. And if you need us, give us a call." Luna said with a wink.

"I will." Then Lincoln went outside and walked with Miss Dimartino on the sidewalk. Turns out, he felt a little lucky getting a girl like his substitute teacher. Maybe he might try and not make a fool out of himself once he goes through this.