For those who have seen the first version of this chapter...I HATE my autocorrect!

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Obito has never been known as a lucky boy in his life.

Born in one of the most prestigious clans of his village, high standards of conduct were already put on his shoulder before he was born. As a younger Uchiha male, he was expected to be obedient to his elders and silent unless spoken to. However, never having known his parents, and having to take care of his ill grandmother, put him in a position where noise wasn't common and thus, thus rules were unknown to him.

This is how the nightmare that was his childhood began. Obito, not being educated in the same manners as his peers, became an outsider in his own clan. He simply had the behavior of a lonely child who only wanted to have friends, and yet was still ostracized.

Rejected by the children of his clan and their families, for no apparent reason, confused and saddened him at first. However, that changed after he decided on a new goal in his life. Konoha was a nation know for its brilliant ninjas, and the Uchiha clan was known as the most impressive of the royal four because of its strong bloodline. Therefore, if he became the Hokage, everyone would acknowledge him!

Excited to change his life and have friends, the young boy put his everything into his training at the academy and finally managed to make at least one friend. The day Nohara Rin, a kunoichi in training, started to hang with him outside of class to help him with his homework and waited to walk with him, in the morning, was the best day of his life.

That is before the other shoes dropped on him in a very humiliating fashion, like always.

After 3 years of hard work, he was finally in his last term before trying the graduation exam along with Rin-chan and the others, when He appeared.

A child, barely a baby really, with ridiculous gray hair in a hedgehog style and with a stupid scarf around his mouth, stood before the whole class like everything was normal.

Obito tried, at first, to help him. Thinking that he was probably lost and looking for a beginner class, but the cold eyes that swept over him and the distant dismissal he received, left his body cold. The laughter of the whole class mocking him for being put in place by a brat, half his size, didn't help either.

Remembering the way his arrogant and asshole of a clan treated him, he decided to simply ignore and refuse in the future to help that "old man." That was his second mistake, for the new Shinobi in training did not need it. In fact, he soon became the first of the group. The worst, however, was to be again laughing at be being second behind him, with a big margin, which still made no sense what-so-ever to him. They were all behind him, and the brat, but yet he was still the butt of their jokes.

Even when the little idiot with a dumb name finally graduated before everyone else and left, nobody forgot the fact that he always lost to him and they continued to bother him. This, of course, did not get unnoticed by his clan, whose treatment on his person became worse than before. Angry at the little shit, he tried to find him after class in hope to regain some of his pride… only to get put down in public.

He had mastered the technique of The Grand Fireball, a C-class ninjustsu that partially emptied him of his chakra reserve and yet he still lost to the brat! Who for some strange reason, seemed to know another more powerful jutsu and could use it without trouble.

Finally giving up on his peers, who were stupid anyway, Obito started to skip useless classes like history and just focus on ninjustu and taijutsu. That made Rin-chan more severe with him, but he didn't care. These types of lessons wouldn't help him in the field, where his place was.

Of course, that put his notes in jeopardy and made him seem like a loser, along with his bad habit of always being late. But, he frankly didn't give a shit anymore about the others. They would all come to respect him when he became the leader of his first squad and then their Hokage.

He should have known better.

He graduated at 9 years old, along with his best and only friend (who he came to have a crush on). The Uchiha should have seen that Lady Luck would put him on the same team as the baby prodigy.

Being always put down by a brat in front of Rin-chan and knowing said brat was their teacher's favorite made him miserable, but recognizing the look his crush would give Bakashi broke his heart.

This was how team 7 worked for one year, before Minato-sensei gave them their registration forms for the Chunin exam. Obito finally had the chance to show what he was made of! He was already imagining himself with a green vest bossing around the brat with Rin-chan in his arms. Yeah, he could finally see the light that had always escaped him before!

In the end, he lost in the final stage to a thing wearing green spandex and with caterpillars on his eyebrows easily before the eyes of everyone he knows. Of course, said green beast lost as easily to the Chibi under the pink glowing face of his childhood friend, just after, which only poured salt on his open wounds.

So he stayed a Genin, and his rival became Chunin. Big deal! He can always try again next year, but of course his teacher had to make him wait until he was 11 years old! Oh well, he trained so much in that time frame that he passed the exam quick and cleanly, the second time. Finally, he caught up with the last Hatake, or so he thought.

The same year, Bakashi was named Jonin and put in charge of their little squad in a dangerous mission on the battlefield. So he gritted his teeth hard together and followed his orders. After all, nobody fools around in the middle of a war. Obito just hoped that none of them would die because of the asshole.

Of course, the only casualty was him. Well, at least he managed to change Bakashi and make peace with him before his death. Nothing better than giving his life, and one of his Sharingan eyes, in order to make friend with a child.

The last straw was waking up from death, in pain, in a cave with two white blobs obsessed with poops and an old geezer with a moon fetish. The fact he became as bad as them, after witnessing Rin's murder, was not lost on him.

What followed would make any villain proud. Dame-Obito managed to secretly survive, got manipulated by a dead old wanker to murder thousands, including his ex-teacher and the wife of said teacher, and later became the leader of an evil organization with a name based on a pun!

That was impressive, but of course everything good always ended with him. He really should not have messed with Sensei's gaki and the little brother of Itachi. That must be why fate made him turn all goodie two shoes, again, and finally die… touched by a bone thrown by an old hag.

Seriously, his life was really a drama, right? However, like the idiot he was, Obito couldn't just die in peace. No! The cretin had to try using his Mangekyo Sharingan one last time…

The result of that decision destroyed the plot of a certain other's manga.

In another universe, a little brunette woke up from a hospital bed with a big sneeze and the memories of Obito Uchiha in his fluffy head.