"So when's the wedding?" Sakura asked, that stupid knowing smile on her face, diamond ring shining as she tapped her fingers along the clipboard marking her as a married woman.

It wasn't the first time Sakura had asked her that question. It wasn't even the first time today Sakura had asked that question. As though Sakura loved to lord over the fact that she was married, despite the fact that Ino had been engaged for longer than Sakura had even been in a relationship.

"When I decided to plan it… again," Ino growled. The first wedding was going to be a grand ordeal with every single nation under the sun being present in some fashion. It was the ultimate wedding. But they had to cancel that one because of why was that one canceled again? Oh right, giant meteor coming towards earth and her husband being stuck on the moon. The next three were canceled due to a plague, an invasion, and a really weird day where everybody but her was a different gender for a day.

She might have dreamed that one up. Still, her husband was a sexy girl.

The three after that had just kind of fallen apart as she was planning them. So much time and energy had gone into the first ones that the rest just felt blah. "Don't get me wrong, It's not like I don't want to marry Naruto, I just kind of don't feel like I need to right this minute."

Besides, they lived together, they both wore a ring, they were practically married. "I don't need a piece of paper telling me that I want to spend the rest of my life with him."

"Well…." Sakura smiled sheepishly, she held the clipboard up and turned it around for Ino to see. Her finger lightly tapping where it said some kind of a test was positive. "You might want to get on that considering you're pregnant."

Ino blinked. She heard Sakura loud and clear. She heard her very very clearly. She was pregnant. But when? They had always, always used protection going so far as to double up on condoms and pills! "How?"

She didn't want to be a whale!

Sakura shrugged and sat the clipboard to the side, revealing her own growing belly. "Well… on a scale of one to ten how would you rate your sex life?"

"Eleven." Okay, she might be exaggerating, they weren't teenagers anymore they only went through one box of condoms a month now down from two when they were teenagers.

"Point being you two fuck more than anybody I know, actually you two have more sex than everybody else I know put together. It was bound to happen eventually." Sakura tapped her fingers on the countertop while her free hand drifted towards her belly. "So uhh… you might want to get on that whole marriage thing."

Ino stood. Her long hair following her like a river. "I need to get a paper saying I want to spend the rest of my life with Naruto on it."

"So what's the plan?" Sakura asked with a smile on her face. "I hear that fall is a lovely time for a wedding."

It wasn't. It really really wasn't.

"No planning, I'm getting married today." Ino quickly put her shoes on and ran out the door. Her heart was pounding in her ears and her palms were sweaty. How on earth was she going to tell Naruto? How was she going to tell everybody else? Wait tell Naruto first! What if people found out that the Hokage was having a baby out of wedlock?

Sure the entire world knew that she had been with Naruto forever, and even a few places though they were married. Namely Suna, Gaara had said he got tired of the invites and said that in Suna they're married.

"Ino? What are doing?" Sakura asked, walking after her (Still not quite at the waddling stage yet).

"I'm going to go marry my husband, there has to be someone around that can say officiate a quickie." This had gone on long enough, she needed to marry Naruto two years ago.

"You know he's in a meeting with the other kages right?" Sakura grunted to keep up with her, those extra two inches of legs Ino had on her made it difficult to keep up especially when she was in full bat out of hell strut mode.

"Good, one of them can do it."

"Shouldn't we at least get you a dress?"

"I'm wearing a white bra and panties." It was Friday, and Naruto was in town, of course, she was going to match.

"That doesn't count!"

"My bikini is also white, think we should do a bikini wedding? You know before I turn into a whale?"

"Ino! You know what fine! You're just lucky you're hot enough to say shit like that and it actually seems like a good idea."

"I'm so glad we've come to an understanding."

XXXX

As great as it was to see his friend again, these kage meetings were in a word. Boring. Often times they'd talk about chunin exams or go over threats, those were fun, but currently, the subject was improving infrastructure between the villages; Gaara was proposing a train to go directly from Suna to Konoha, which was neat, just not the cost-benefit analysis report.

Seriously did he need to be here for this? He'd rather be tending his flowers or eating ramen, or training, or just being someone in the general vicinity as his fiance. They really should get married soon. Should he propose again? Was that weird? Proposing to the person you're already engaged to?

"So as you can see, within two years after its construction, the train will have paid for itself through increase trade as well as passenger fees. I also believe that this could be applied to other nation villages as well - Furthermore…" Gaara's already dull voice made it nearly impossible to not fall asleep.

And had it not been for the door being literally kicked in Naruto would have been out cold, dreaming of a giant pool of ramen and a very naked Ino.

The entire room jumped, weapons were drawn, and their bodyguards were on high alert ready to stab the intrude which happened to be his wife.

Somehow Ino had managed to get hotter over the years. Aging like fine wine, and still getting better looking by the day. Her long platinum blonde hair fell from her head like a waterfall, nearly reaching the back of her thigh in its length. It was always so silky smooth. To say nothing of hauntingly blue eyes that were glaring right at him.

"Ino?" Naruto asked blinking at the woman he was hopefully going to marry someday. "What bring you here?"

All the weapons were put away.

"Yes," Chojuro said pushing up his glasses, it was the boy first meeting as Mizukage. "We're in the middle of a meeting."

Ino marched over to Naruto, her heels clicking on the wooden floor with a stubborn determination. In one motion she picked Naruto up off of his chair, kissed him, and flung him in front of Gaara. "I'm pregnant, we're getting married now."

"Wait, what? You're pregnant?" Naruto tried to ask.

"Yep, it's yours, Gaara, can you officiate us?"

"I pronounced you man and wife years ago," Gaara said, his voice and humor as dry as the desert. "You may now kiss the bride."

"Wait was that it?" Naruto asked still confused by what was happening. "Are we married now?"

"Yes!" Ino grabbed his face and pulled it towards her. "Now shut up and kiss me!"

Naruto did not need to be told twice.

XXXX

To say Naruto was a nervous bundle of nervous nerves would accurate. Ino was in the delivery room, and both her and Sakura had kicked him out of it. Leaving him to do nothing but pacing in front of the door while he listening to his wife scream in pure agony as she squeezed new life out of her.

Fortunately, she didn't have a giant fox sealed in her stomach to worry about.

But that didn't stop her screaming bloody murder. He always knew his wife was loud and vocal, he just didn't know that she could get that loud. Well, he did, but not in public.

She sounded like she was dying.

Then the screams came to a halt. And the entire world grew silent. As the soft cry of a babe echoed throughout the door. The sound of his child. His own family.

Moments later Sakura opened the door, her gloved hands were covered in blood and other bodily fluids. "Welcome to fatherhood Naruto, Ino said you can see your daughter if you promise not to be an idiot about it."

"A daughter?" Naruto gasped. He had a daughter a beautiful baby girl! Wait Sakura had a son…. He was going to have to protect his daughter from all boys. She wasn't allowed to date until she was married. Yep, that was a good rule.

"Yep, come on in."

Naruto walked into the room and gasped. Ino was laying on the bed looking tired, her long hair forming a golden river along her shoulder as she held a small fussing bundle close to her chest. He zoomed over to her and slid on the ground going down on one knee beside the bed. She had never looked so beautiful.

She looked at him and smiled, before shifting the bundle for him to see. A beautiful blond haired baby girl with large blue eyes was already trying to let the world know that she was born. His daughter, his beautiful baby girl.

"Are you ready to be a dad Naruto?" Ino asked her words were as soft and motherly as could be. Her eyes fell towards their daughter, their ball of sunshine.

Naruto nodded and held out a finger towards his daughter. She grabbed it, eyes locking onto him intently. "Yea, I think I am."

"So uh," Sakura interrupted tapping a pen on the clipboard. "Do you have a name?"

"Primrose," Ino smiled. "It means eternal love. And that's exactly what she is."

AN: And that's the end folks! In terms of chapters this has been my longest fic. But not in terms of wood count. This was an adventure, I learned a lot, and I hope you guys enjoyed the ride!

Thank you for reading and be sure to check out my other fics!

Crazy Stupid Love, is going to be replacing this fic in my rotation now that its complete. It's a Gaara x Fem Naruto fic with a few neat twists.

What is Due is a Naruto x Karin fic where the two are desperatly trying to find a place to call home.

And I have a few RWBY fics up! Gilded Rose and Born a Grimm, give them a shot.

Thanks for reading!