A Crystal Lake Public Service Announcement

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The following message is brought to you by The Crystal Lake Police Department

"Hi I'm Sheriff Hodder. I'd like to leave you folks the following message but I only do so-

"Shing!"

"Under my own free will."

Sheriff then proceeded to get a paper out of his pocket, the machete still uncomfortably close to his neck.

"It has come to my attention that you young-uns have been having premarital sex, doing drugs, and other God-forsaken activities at Camp Crystal Lake. Now we already disapprove of this kind of behavior anywhere but we especially urge you kids to not commit these atrocities in Mr. Voorhees's property,not that he legally owns Camp Crystal Lake or even pays taxe-

"Shing!"

"B-But the point is, stop screwing around on Mr. Voorhees's property. He doesn't like it and he isn't afraid to show it. This has been a message from The Crystal Lake Police Department."

Sheriff Hodder turned to face Jason.

"Alright Mr. Voorhees. We did as you asked now will you please stop killing tourist? It's really eating into our town budget."

Jason stared at Hodder for a few seconds then raised his machete.

"Wait! What are you doing? W-We had a deal!"

Just as Jason was about to slam his machete into Sheriff's Hodder's skull, the screen changed into static and then displayed a cartoon bear and woodpecker apologizing for the technical difficulty . Sheriff Hodder's screams could still be heard above the cartoony music.

The End