This is meant to be a crack humor version of what I imagined could have happened if Naruto's healing was a bloodline.

Once Naruto accidentally lets his bloodline out for many plotting individuals to know, they will join their friends in trying to get Naruto and Hinata together, including Danzo.

How when things develop between the two when a one night stand is actually being encouraged?

This is a NaruHina as usual, I tried a SasuHina a while back and my friends said it was shit and told me to stick to NaruHina. I might try to do one with just only Naruto later on

Chapter 1

After the battle with Pain, Naruto successfully managed to convince Nagato that true peace can be achieved. Following that, he resurrected everyone he killed during the assault on Konohagakure via a Rinne Tensei technique.

Then, Kakashi found him and carried him to where the village was; a whole crowd of people were waiting to cheer him on and his friends then threw him in the air repeatedly. However, Naruto requested he be put down, as there was someone he really wanted to see. But when he looked in the crowd, she wasn't there; Hyuga Hinata. This worried him a bit, he knew she was still alive to his heart's relief, but wasn't sure if she was okay.

A few hours later

The celebration of Naruto's victory had calmed down a bit, but he wasn't done for the day yet, he needed to find Hinata and so went to the Hyuga compound's tent replacement site. Once he arrived there, he was immediately stopped by some Hyuga guards violently.

"Hey! Hey! I come in peace! Dattebayo!" Naruto flailed.

One of the guards pushed him back, "Get out of here you urchin!"

Naruto was getting frustrated, "Come on! I just want to see Hinata, I'm her friend!" he reasoned.

The other guard pressured Naruto again, "As if we'd let filth like you near someone like Hinata-sama!" they shot at him.

Naruto was getting mad, "I just want to know if she is alright and thank her okay! What's so dirty about that?" he questioned.

The guards lightened up, "If her wellbeing is your concern then yes, she is fine, but unstable no thanks to you!" they told him.

Naruto was worried, he asked "Wait! What do you mean she is fine, but unstable, what happened!?" he demanded.

The guard was about to palm strike him until a childish voice sounded with a demanding tone.

"Enough branch members! This man is a good friend of my sister, I'm sure she'd be happy to see him. So, let him in or else!" Hanabi ordered. The guards complied in fear of having their seals activated.

Naruto sighed in relief and walked in whilst poking his tongue out at the guards. Surprisingly, he saw Hanabi do the same to them.

"Hey, thanks little girl! I really appreciate what you did for me back-"Naruto tried to thank, but Hanabi cut her off.

"My name is Hyuga Hanabi, Hinata's younger sister. What I did back there wasn't for you, but for my sister. I don't know why she likes you so much… " Hanabi muttered at the end but Naruto caught it and blushed as he remembered Hinata's confession. He didn't know how to respond to that, he never thought someone like Hinata would even look his way and she always looked so happy with Shino and Kiba that he thought she liked one of them.

"Well… aahhh! I guess I'll have to find that out myself! I don't know why she likes me because I'm not really that much! But hey! That's why she is the best! She finds every good thing even in the worse of people!" Naruto exclaimed. Hanabi was surprised.

'This dense idiot is more than I thought… I thought he never paid attention to my sister, but that fact he pretty much said she is understanding and caring is quite something coming from him!'Hanabi mused.

"By the way… what has happened with Hinata? I know she's find, but she's not fine at the same time, what happened?" Naruto asked. Hanabi took a sad look.

"My sister is physically, perfectly fine, except the elders now believe she is to be put in the branch house… "she tried to finish but Naruto blew up.

"What! Why!? She is an amazing person, so why would they cast her aside like that!? Didn't they see how she almost kicked Pain's ass out there!?" Naruto argued. But Hanabi looked at him sternly.

"Let me finish! Anyway, they are impressed with her abilities. However, they never liked her to begin with, they found a good excuse to brand her now…" Hanabi paused. Naruto awaited her answer.

"She can't bear children anymore." Hanabi ended solemnly. Naruto took a dark look.

"Why?" Naruto asked. Hanabi looked at him as if he was stupid (which he was).

"That blow she took from Pain, pierced her womb. Where the girl keeps the baby. But, now that it's damaged, she can't hold a baby in her belly now!" Hanabi informed him with a blush on her face. Naruto understood, then he asked where she was and Hanabi took him to see her.

At Hinata's tent

Hinata was in her bed crying since the doctors had informed her that she could no longer have children. This meant that:

Hinata could no longer be Heiress, she would be condemned to the Branch house

She couldn't have a family with Naruto

She would never be able to fulfil her ambition

However, she was knocked out of her crying fit and was pleasantly surprised to see Naruto.

"Na-Na-Naruto-kun! What brings you here?" Hinata asked in disbelief that he would visit her so soon.

Naruto grinned, "I came to see you! You know! Everybody wants to meet their hero! It's everyone's dream, tebayo!" he reasoned.

Hinata giggled at how he put it and blushed that he called her his hero, especially the dream part.

Naruto's face then took a serious look, "So, Hinata, I heard what was wrong with you…" he said. Hinata made him stop as she once again resumed tearing her eyes out. Naruto never had someone to comfort him before, but he did remember what Iruka did for him so he started off gently giving her a pat on the back and all.

Once she calmed down a bit, he resumed "I don't this is going to sound crazy, but I can help you have kids again!" he excitedly exclaimed.

This however, was taken the wrong way by both Hinata and the guards outside who immediately turned hostile. Hinata was blushing a new shade of red. Hanabi was slyly smirking how funny Naruto can be.

Naruto saw Hinata's blush and corrected himself, "Ah! I mean, I can help you heal that part that holds the baby so you can have kids again! Dattebayo!" he quickly said calming everyone down. Hanabi was laughing on the floor though.

Hearing this, Hiashi made his presence known.

"Compose yourself Hanabi, that is not how a main house member acts. Also, Uzumaki-san, how do you think you can help Hinata with her condition?" he demanded. Inside he was hopeful, this dirty street rat could somehow help his daughter, then he'd take it.

Naruto nodded furiously and said "Yeah! But we are going to have to head to the hospital campsite where Shizune-neechan and Sakura-chan is!" Hiashi, Hanabi and Hinata nodded.

They decided to head there immediately, with a hotly blushing Hinata being held by Naruto much to Hiashi's distaste and Hanabi's entertainment.

At the medical campsite

Sakura and Shizune, who recovered just on time to help out healing the shinobi who were still alive and had injuries. Fortunately, the two managed to get through most of them with help from the rest of the medical teams who were still around. So, there were some beds that were free.

Then, suddenly, Naruto bursts into the tent with Hinata in his arms with Hiashi and Hanabi following behind and shouts, "Sakura-chan! Shizune-neechan! Hinata needs help!", they looked at him dumbly as they saw she had fainted and were about to tell him it was nothing to worry about until.

"Sakura-san, Shizune-san. Uzumaki-san believes that he can heal my daughter's womb with your assistance. Please I beg of you, save my daughter's future!" he bowed which stunned the three girls who were awake.

"It's okay, she's our friend, so of course we'll help! But Naruto, what does this have to do with you? Sakura asked.

"No time to explain! Just take some of my blood and give it to her somehow." Naruto told them. They looked at him strangely but prepare the equipment that survived and got some of his blood.

After an hour or two, Sakura and Shizune successfully made a serum made from Naruto blood samples and told Hinata that they inject this directly into her womb. Hinata agreed. They slowly and gently jabbed the needle deep enough until they found her womb. Hinata felt a stinging pain but beared with it until they finished injecting her womb with the serum.

After the process was done, Sakura got an X-ray machine to disl=play the results of what was happening to Naruto, Hinata, Hiashi and Hanabi whilst Shizune decided to examine Naruto's blood samples a bit more.

At first, nothing happened for about a minute, then they caught sight of the cut on Hinata's womb mending together at an impossible rate. This shocked everyone except Naruto who was just bouncing in his chair enthusiastically.

"Hell yeah! It worked! Dattebayo!" Naruto exclaimed and hugged Hinata whilst congratulating her on the recovery.

Sakura was flabbergasted that Naruto's idea worked much like Hanabi, but Hiashi narrowed his eyebrows and asked, "Uzumaki! How did your blood do that!?", okay he demanded. Naruto tried to explain but Shizune came and did it for him.

"I believe I know what happened. Good lord! I can't believe we never check your blood samples before! Anyway, Hiashi-sama, Naruto's blood has hyper-regenerative properties that allowed Hinata's womb to heal from an impossible state." Shizune informed everyone in Hinata's section. Naruto just nodded in agreement whilst everyone else just thought about it a bit more.

Hiashi then asked one last thing, "So, what does this mean…? Does he…?" he tried to ask but Shizune answered his question.

"Yes! Indeed! Naruto has a bloodline! He can regenerate from any injury except fatal blows to his head or heart! He can ward off diseases since his body will always make an antidote for it, and unbelievably, he can regenerate missing body parts, like a limb or an eyeball given if he channels his chakra there!" Shizune informed every one of the revelation and they were wide-eyed except Naruto who sheepishly scratched the back of his head.

Hiashi didn't show it, but he was shocked at this revelation and decided to discuss this with the elders later.

"I see, thank you Uzumaki-san, Shizune-san and Sakura-san for helping my daughter regain the ability to have children. Now, we'll take our leave." Hiashi said, prompting Hanabi and Hinata to follow along, but Hinata turned around.

"T-thank you! N-N-N-Naruto-kun!" Hinata thanked him.

Naruto waved her off and told her, "No sweat! But I should be thanking you, in fact everyone should! If you didn't save me, then the whole village would be gone! So, you're the real hero!" Naruto exclaimed.

Everyone in the tent who were awake cheered on and agreed with Naruto, making Hinata blush at the attention and she rushed out after her family.

Once the cheering was done, Naruto spent time taking with Sakura about what's going on and how the repairs were going. Then, Naruto decided to go and help Yamato with rebuilding the village.

Back at the Hyuga compound

Hiashi made it back to the compound that still stood, then dismissed Hanabi and ordered Hinata to get ready for a meeting with the Hyuga elders.

Once Hiashi had everything prepared, the elders impatiently awaiting his announcement, Hinata arrived and sat in the middle as told by her father in a formal Kimono.

Hiashi began his speech, "Please forgive my sudden request for a formal meeting. But earlier today, we have made a discovery that may benefit our clan in the future and some fortunate new for my eldest daughter!"

The elders began to talk amongst themselves and one of them talked out of order.

"Lord Hiashi, regarding your daughter, she cannot bear any future heir, so she cannot lead the clan and must be branded with the seal." An elder stated. But Hiashi smirked and reaasured them.

"That is what I'm here to tell you! That Hinata can now bear children once more!" he exclaimed.

The whole elder council was in shock and disbelief and demanding how that was possible.

Hiashi told them "Silence! What I'm here to say is that my eldest daughter, Hinata, has made an excellent choice in a husband!" he said making Hinata pale.

The elders asked, "Who is this man you find worthy?"

Hiashi then announced, "I'm talking about the hero of Konoha, Uzumaki Naruto!"

This received mixed feelings. The positive ones coming from the younger members supported this and were happy that Hinata could be with the man of her dreams.

The older members were mostly flat out against this, until Hiashi silenced them for order.

"Silence! Thank you… Also, he is the one responsible for restoring my eldest's ability to have children once more." He informed them and the whole council was in disbelief.

"How is that possible?" a council member inquired.

Hiashi then smirked, "Today, at the medical site, the doctors there informed me after using Uzumaki-san's blood, that it healed my eldest's womb and told me that he has a bloodline that allows him to heal from any injury!" one of the elders rebutted that.

"We are aware of his rate of recovery, but isn't it just his 'tenant' that does that?" the elder asked.

Hiashi dismissed that and told him, "No! It just speeds up his recovery, but doesn't upgrade it. His bloodline however, allows him to regenerate from every injury, including a loss of limbs and a loss of an organ except the heart." Most of the council was starting to realise what he was getting at.

"His genes will benefit the clan, how? We, a dojutsu clan, fear the loss of our eyes the most! However, Uzumaki-san does not have that fear due to the fact his bloodline will just allow him to grow a new set of eyes every time!" he stated.

The whole council was in shock and excitement. Thinking about the benefits of having such an advantage would be. Hinata was blushing as soon as she figured out why her father wanted her there. He soon told her.

"Hinata! After all these years, I approve of your choice! His genes are exactly what every dojutsu clan wishes for! Your duty is to seduce Uzumaki Naruto! His perfect healing along with your Byakugan in your child will have the greatest potential ever seen in the Hyuga clan!" he told her.

Hinata blushed at the order, but was disgusted that they saw Naruto and her as breeding stock. But she couldn't decline. Not only was she finally allowed to pursue a relationship with Naruto, also she couldn't take back her confession to him.

She agreed as formally as possible and had dismissed her to her quarters.

The rest of the council remained pondering what they should do now.

"What can we do to make the Uzumaki join our clan?" a younger main council member asked.

Another younger member said, "I heard their friends have been trying to get them together, so maybe we can help them?"

But an older main house member dismissed the idea, "No! It's tempting, but the Uzumaki is a danger to the control the Main house has over the Branch house, we must find another way!" he said.

The younger council members asked why.

Another older member answered the question, "If he joins the clan! He'll in danger the tradition of the seal we Hyuga follow!

A younger member asked in curiosity, "How so?"

No one said anything. The older council members stared at the one who almost let their 'secret' slip.

Everyone just resumed with the vote.

But the majority stayed firm to supporting the relationship, whilst the older members plotted away about how to prevent his induction into the clan.

With Hinata

Hinata was dressed in her usual attire. Her face was red and steaming! The order that her father, Hiashi, had given her kept ringing in her head.

'I can't believe it! Father wants me to pursue a relationship with Naruto-kun! After all these years, they finally approve of him!' Hinata was thinking.

But then she saddened a bit.

'But… they only see he and I as breeding stock… I… I… I don't want us to be labelled as such! I want us to be seen as a couple, or maybe even lovers. Not livestock' she solemnly thought.

But she shook her head.

'No! I'm going to pursue Naruto as I always have! But in my own way!' she resolved herself.

Then she went to sleep, dreaming about some 'disturbing' situations of her and Naruto, with her being the victim.

(Author 'cringes' his face) Why is it the nice ones who are into the kinkiest shit!?

At Root headquarters

Danzo was in his office, satisfied with the result that had come from invasion. He was originally planning to initiate his plan to become Hokage… however, an Anbu Root agent came along to inform him of a certain development.

"Lord Danzo. A development has occurred regarding the Jinchuriki." The root agent said emotionless.

Danzo grunted in affirmation.

The root agent continued.

"Lord Danzo, we have discovered that the Jinchuriki has a bloodline that heals him from any wound, including loss of limbs or organs, such as an eyeball…" he informed.

Danzo didn't show it, but he was surprised. Instead, he simply asked how he found out.

The root agent narrated how he was disguised as one of the patients in the medical tent and overheard this discovery when Sakura and the Hokage's assistant made a serum out of Naruto's bloodline to heal the Hyuga heiress' damaged womb.

Then the agent gave another piece of news that inspired another plan more appealing to Danzo, than becoming Hokage.

"Also, I infiltrated the Hyuga compound and learnt that they have ordered their eldest Heiress to seduce the Jinchuriki, as his bloodline would eliminate the fear that plagues all dojutsu wielding clans; the loss of their eyes." The root agent finished.

Danzo dismissed the Root agent and went back to brainstorming.

This provided Danzo with a new approach. Not only does the Jinchiriki possess a bloodline that could enhance his Root Ninja, he could use this chance to better his image in the public eye, how so? Well, many years ago, his agents reported an 'unnecessary' detail about the Hyuga Heiress, Hinata's crush on the Jinchuriki. He didn't pay it any mind as he thought it would fade with time, but was surprised how strong her feelings became for the Jinchuriki that she'd risk her life for him. He also knew that the two's friends have been trying to get them together for a while. So, it wasn't like Danzo to do this, but… if playing matchmaker was a good way to earn a better public image to become Hokage, then he'd do it.

Besides, if the jinchuriki and the Hyuga Heiress do combine bloodlines, then their children would be one of the ultimate weapons Konoha will ever have.

"Perfect Byakugan eyes enhanced by the Uzumaki's chakra, all secured by the Jinchuriki's Perfect healing ability to restore any eyes they have lost…" he talked to himself.

He uncharacteristically chuckled unnerving his Root Anbu.

Never had anything been more perfect!

The Hyuga Heiress was in love with the Jinchuriki who happens to have the key to their fear of losing their precious Byakugan. Not only that, if he supports a potential relationship between them by offering to help their friends, then the public would have a better opinion of him.

"Not to mention, if they have children, we can just keep plucking out Byakugan eyes and they would just keep growing them back!" Danzo concluded.

That is how, Danzo decided to play matchmaker for our favourite Blonde knucklehead and Shy Heiress.

With Naruto

Naruto was resting in a little makeshift cabin he and some of his friends helped build for him. He was reflecting on the entire day.

Naruto recalled the words the Hyuga guards spat at him when they told him they'd never let filth like him near Hinata.

Naruto clicked his tongue and muttered.

"Even now, those stuck-up assholes won't let me be friends with her, let alone near her…" he said remembering the first time he tried to talk to her.

Flashback, first days of the Academy.

Naruto was walking outside of the Academy with his hands in his pockets. He then saw a mop of short, dark indigo hair and a girl dressed in a white Kimono. He then noticed her face and spotted two lavender shaded pearls he found really pretty and a cute face.

'Wow! Pretty…" his child's mind thought.

He saw that the girl looked at him not with scorn, but rather… longing? As if she wanted to speak to him as much as he did.

So, he ran up to the girl who let out a small 'eep' at the action.

Naruto gave her a big smile and the girl blushed.

"Yo! Nice to meet you! I'm Uzumaki Naruto, future Hokage! What's your name?" he greeted her.

The girl meekly said, "H-Hyuga Hi-Hi-Hinata… i-it's v-v-very n-n-nice to me-meet you N-Naruto-san.."

Naruto smiled at the girl who actually liked to meet him.

'Maybe I can finally have a friend! A pretty one too!" he thought.

He decided to complement Hinata.

"The way you speak is hard to understand…" Naruto began, Hinata looked down in shame.

"… but I like it, it's cute!" he said.

Hinata was a blushing mess who was stuttering now.

"Y-y-you t-t-t-t-think I-I'm c-c-cute?" she asked.

Naruto nodded and exclaimed, "Yeah! Who wouldn't think you're cute! And I can tell you're really nice too!" he said.

Hinata was speechless… the boy who saved her from some bullies 2 years back had just said he liked her for who she was… for her, this meant everything to her.

Naruto then popped the question, "Hey… do you… want to be friends? He surprised her.

Hinata had a stunned expression, which Naruto mistook for a weirded-out face.

Naruto then apologised, "Ah! That's if you want to… I mean you don't have…" But Hinata cut him off.

"I-I-I'd like that very much!" she replied.

Naruto thought, 'She didn't even stutter!'

He was about to say alright until a tall man came and grabbed Hinata.

"Lady Hinata! What are you doing with this boy! You can associate with much better!" Hyuga Ko told her.

Hinata wanted to protest but couldn't say anything. Naruto however, did it for her.

"Oi! What do you mean!? I just asked her if she wanted to be my friend!?" Naruto yelled.

Ko just glared at him and said words that cut into his heart, leaving a scar that would remain with Naruto for the rest of his life.

"Lady Hinata is too good for your existence! You are just an insignificant insect compared to her! Be glad that she would even look at you!" Ko spat at him, leaving the little boy stunned.

Hinata sent him an apologetic look hoping to tell him that she wanted to be his friend.

Naruto caught it and gave her small smile before running off into the woods to let out his tears.

'Stupid! What was I thinking!? There's no way anyone would want to be my friend! Especially someone that pretty!' he screamed in his head.

Flashback end

Naruto recalled that day clearly.

He'd be lying if he said he had gotten over that day, he hadn't.

He always wanted to talk to Hinata, but the fear that maybe she didn't want to be his friend kept stinging his heart for some reason. The guards' words about him being not good enough for Hinata just made him what to destroy something! Someone even!

However, all that melted away at what Hinata had said to him before she fought Pain in such a graceful and… in his opinion… badass way.

She loves him… She said that she loves him!

He was so happy that someone thought of him in that way. He wanted nothing more than to just hold her forever and ever. But the Hyuga clan didn't really like him for some odd reason he just couldn't figure out! The younger members Naruto could handle, but the elders just ticked him off! They were afraid of him! Not the fox, but him! What for!? He wanted to know so badly and he was going to find out.

He then forced himself to sleep recalling how he found out about his bloodline.

Flashback, during the talk with Minato

After Naruto slugged his father, the Fourth Hokage, for sealing the Nine-tails in him and having his seal fixed along with a few parting words. Minato asked him.

"I know what's on your mind Naruto, but don't worry, you can save that girl who loves you!" Minato reassured.

Naruto's eyes widened and he didn't even blush because the thought of being able to save Hinata was too good to pass up.

"Really!? How!? How can I save her!?" Naruto begged.

Minato laughed and said him, "Do you remember your rapid healing?" Naruto nodded.

Minato continued, "Well, that's a bloodline you inherited from your mother, not due to the Nine-Tails" Naruto was at a loss for words, he had a bloodline this whole time!

Minato then informed him, "This is usually kept a secret only disclosed to close relatives or partners. But your blood has hyper-regenerative healing properties that can heal you and someone else from any injury" Naruto was in awe at his bloodline and shouted, "I knew I was awesome!" making his father laugh.

Minato then told him how to do it, "If that girl is still injured physically but her life isn't in danger too much, then you can ask one of the doctors to transfuse your blood into her to help her."

Naruto was relieved, he could save Hinata from certain death with his blood and thanked his Dad profusely.

But Minato took a stern look, "Be careful about who you say this info to. If anyone caught wind of this, your life will be even worse than it was before" Naruto looked at him seriously and reassured him that he has people he can trust and not to worry before leaving.

Minato nodded and said his goodbyes. Leaving a happy and heart-warmed Naruto.

Flashback End

Naruto was thinking back on how lucky he was to be able to save Hinata in some way shape or form. He didn't know that Hinata being able to have children was a big deal in her family. But then again, she was technically a princess, so she is put through a lot with all the things about her being put down by her family and what not.

He then shot his eyes open.

'Oh shit! Her Dad and her little sister heard about my bloodline!' he panicked.

However, he settled down after he reasoned that Hinata is a good person, therefore, her direct family wouldn't mouth off his secret.

How wrong he was…

HAHAHA!

The mayhem begins next time!