Hey, I'm starting a new fic for a new show: Welcome to the Wayne. This will just be a little spitball, don't expect much from this but, eh.

Most apartment buildings are just buildings where people get cheap housing, nothing but boring rooms and a calm and collected atmosphere. Well when you come to the Wayne, you'll find neither of those things. Because for the three kid team of Team Timbers, you deal with monsters, unnatural creatures, and other things that you would find in a supernatural graphic novel. Or as Team Timbers call them, WP for Wayne Phenomenon. The team consists of Ollie and Saraline Timbers. Ollie, the fun loving eccentric kid. His everyday outfit consists of a yellow hoodie, jeans, and white sneakers. He is known to do some, things kids know not to do like putting mayo in his hair or using pocket lint as a burger ingredient. His sister Saraline, may just be the one born with the brains of both kids. She's comes up with the most strategies and tries to keep the order between normas and WPs. Normas are what the team call normal people who can't handle seeing the crazy stuff hidden among the Wayne. Saraline mostly wears a white cap with a red brim, yellow tights, boots, and a really baggy trench coat that covered nearly her entire body, along with a pair of headphones around her neck. Her orange hair looking not unlike a reindeer's antlers. Currently the two were being chased through the Wayne ventilation system by a giant grey monster with wings, or as what he was been called in the series: Sleepyhead. For whatever reason. As they were being chased, "Why did you think it would be a good idea to deliver a pizza to WP killing machine?" Saraline question the intellectually average red head.

"Well everyone else was having a pizza party for Ansi, and he never leaves anybody out." Ollie dumbly answered.

"I don't think he meant to include WP!"

"Andrei was there, even John Keeve the squidgette."

"Grrrr, you know what I mean!" she exasperated while going through a punch of pipes, which Sleepyhead broke through.

"Do I know what you mean?" he asked because, well he's Ollie Timbers who can't understand basic English. Not unlike a certain loud sister who wears sunglasses and thinks lactose intolerance means hating people who don't have toes.

She looked to her brother in annoyance, "Honestly, I have no idea anymore." just then they got swatted down to the floor below into a pile of boxes filled with glass. They stumbled out with a couple cuts on their arms, but still alive. The monster landed and the kids were knocked off their feet.

"AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHH" Ollie charged head first but caught a back hand for his attempts. Sleepyhead then slowly approached the now squirming form of Saraline, ready to kill her.

"Good bye cruel world." Saraline softly cried out.

Sleepyhead raised his fist to strike down the girl, but before he could he was swiftly cut into a million pieces by an unknown figure. He then found a hidden vortex hole in the wall to suck up the pieces of Sleepyhead back to the lair of the Spy of apartment 8I. He approached the scared Saraline, and offered a hand.

Saraline who was waiting for her untimely end, was shocked to find her best friend and fellow team member Ansi. Who she envisioned having huge muscles, a blue sailor jacket with the sleeves ripped off, and his short shorts hugging his massive thighs. "Ansiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii" she swooned with a light blush.

"Saraline, my love," this hunky Ansi brought his hand down, Saraline looking to take his hand... but then got slapped in the face.

Then she found herself in her bedroom, staring at the ceiling, with her brother right next to her bed. She sat up confused, "What the, where are we?"

"We're home silly goose. It's 8:30 in the morning, which means the breakfast buffet is almost over COME ON!" Ollie stated as he ran out of their apartment and downstairs. Saraline was left in shocked at the dream she had.

"Oh man, another dream about him." she complained as she got out of bed, put on her oversized drench coat and kicked her bed to reveal her work desk. On her desktop next to her computer was a small picture of Ansi Molina, who looked nothing like her dream. He looked like he had less meat than a dog bone in his usual blue shirt, and his seriously tiny shorts. Seriously man, GET SOME PANTS!

"It's the fourth dream I had about him this week. Why is it that every time I even think about Ansi, I just want to him to hug me and squeeze me and call me his little investigator." She realized what she was doing and straighten up. "I need to focus on researching this rainbow gas," she said as she was looking at a vial of gas that had a rainbow color to it. "But my mind won't just stay focus for five minutes till it goes back to Ansikins." she went wide eyed, "I think this gas is effecting me, did I just call my best friend Ansikins!" She banged her head on her desk in frustration.

She didn't realize that she was being watched from outside her room by her brother, "Man, I never seen Saraline this worked up before. I may not know a lot of things, but what I do know why her mind is going from rainbow gas and WP to Ansi. But the question is," he walked out of his families apartment to see Ansi waiting for the elevator, "will she accept it?"