I should be ashamed of myself. I left you hanging for so long! Here's a brand new chapter full of Yami and Yugi OC-ness!
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Chapter 11: I love the Fishies cause they're so delicious!
*Sigh*
"It's awfully boring without a lackey…"
*Thump*
"…grrr… and light armor!!!"
Seto Kaiba, CEO of Kaiba Corporation sat, or rather laid on the hard floor of his evil lair waiting impatiently for his rival to collect all those Jewels/Stones/Monster Cards so he may swipe them later.
But, was Yami doing a good job of it? No! According to Kaiba, yesterday's security cameras should Yami sleeping with several fish sticks lying across him. Yugi, the fairy, was off gambling at Mora's Midnight Casino.
What made it worse was Kaiba couldn't do a thing about it! He'd either fall down the steps to his huge tower hidden in the desert or the sand would get into his hair. If there was one thing he hated it was sand in his hair!
"What's up, Kaiba!!" an overzealous Malik entered the lair, uninvited.
For a long period of time, both men stared at one another in an evil vs. evil staring contest.
"You're bored too?"
"… Yes…" Malik responded, "Yes I am…. want to play Goldfish while Yami is still on his quest?!?!"
"No. Why don't you help him FINISH the game?"
"Look. I play the damsel in distress here. Besides I gave him all the help I could, I fed-ex him a sling shot, two bottles, deku sticks, seeds, two guns, a Mokuba plushy, bombs, hearts, candy, and a playboy magazine.
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At Mora's Domain,
"Delivery for Mr. Yami, the Pharaoh, I, Malik, plan to kill some day!"
"Um, I'm Mr. Yami, the Supreme Pharaoh that will kill everyone someday for comic relief!" Yami raised his hand.
"Oh sorry" said the Delivery guy. " Do you know where I could find--?"
"Give me that!" Yugi yanked the heavy box out of the delivery guy's hand, but he fell from the weight with the box falling on top of him. As Yugi lay beneath the box, his shoes curled up like the witch from the Wizards of Oz.
"That is such cheap special effects" Yami commented, the Delivery guy nodding in agreement. "O.K. let's see what we have here." He then crouched down to open the contents of the box that was sent to him. "OMG! This is so naughty! I can't believe someone would send me this filth! Who'd dare to send me White Chocolate, it's the worst! Oh whoa, it's a sling shot!!" he tossed the rest of the contents aside. "MWHAHAHA" he took several rocks and well, slayed a couple Mora's… evil Yami!
"There he is! The evil man who's been causing chaos at our peaceful Mora's Domain" an old Mora pointed towards the group, consisting of the Delivery guy, Yami, and Yugi.
"Kaiba? Where is he?"
"No, dude, he's like pointing at you!" the Delivery guy corrected.
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All three were dragged into a room, beyond some stairs. They were brought into the presence of the King of the Mora's and his court of Salmon Lackeys.
"Like, whoa man, like whoa, man… you made a huge mistake. I'm like a Rare Hunter working for Master Malik. He told me to deliver like this package, and like whoa, like whoa, man"
"Throw him in the brinks for lack of proper grammar" ordered the King of the Mora's.
"Like WHOA!!!"
Yami and Yugi looked aghast as the man was dragged off, "Uh, your Highness!"
"Tee-hee, Yami you said highness! That's funny cause he's big and you said 'your highness', HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Shut up-a, ex-nay on the big-nay" Yugi tried to speak in pig language as to hint Yami of his rudeness, without being noticed.
Collective gasps spread through the room.
"… I didn't mean, I-I-I" Yugi was at a lost for word, he felt he was doomed.
"The little one, he speaks of our language!" King Mora exclaimed. "Tonight we feast!"
"…Oh crap…" the Salmon Lackey's simultaneously spoke.
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At the salmon feast, later that same day,
"Ah, this is a fine feast this is!" the King of the Mora's spoke happily.
"Hey!" the voice belonging to Yami interrupted. "My bottle of expensive champagne has a letter inside!"
"What? Where'd you get that from?"
"Um, well—Look the letter is from someone in distress!" Yami waved the bottle around.
"Great distraction, Yami." Yugi hiccupped, he too joined Yami when they made their way to the Royal Wine Cellar to steal a couple of bottles. They finished around 5 and were still standing!
"It says…
Dear Idiot that I will marry!
I need help. I can't be seen without my makeup!
Not that I'm superficial or anything, but I might frighten some kids.
The stupid, ungrateful, fish, Lord Mabu Mabu (A/N: Lord Jabu Jabu) swallowed
me after I tried giving him a makeover. Sorry, but that foo' looked
ugly.
My makeup ran after I fell in some unwanted liquid. Max Factor lied
when they said it was waterproof!
Signed.
Queen of the Moras, once the old man dies."
"What, my daughter is missing! I must ask of you two strangers to venture off and find my daughter! KEEP YOUR LANDLUBBING HANDS OFF OF HER!! "
"If she looks like you, then I don't see the problem," shuddered Yami.
"I'll move out of the way so you may proceed down this cave to Lord Mabu Mabu"
"Say what does this button do?"
"No don't touch that button!" Yami didn't heed the warning. He'd found a button at the side of King of the Mora's that said, Do Not Touch but he touched anyways.
"Yami! He's inflating!"
"Aibou, you NEVER look at the situation through my perspective. I just cleared the path to get to Lord Mabu Mabu!"
"Ah-ha" a figure emerged from the inflated "It is I, Mako Tsunami, I am one with the sea!" (A/N. King Zora + Mako = King Mora)
"Mako, your King Mora!" Yugi yelled.
"Yes my friends, it is I, Mako Tsunami, I hear the fishes call me! I was merely being one with the fellow fish, pretending to a fish of the sea myself! I"
"That's a lovely trick…" Yami silently stood in front of Mako, and then he pushed him off the pedestal that he sat on before " Outta the way!"
"No, my friends, I'm flowing towards the waterfall!"
"Seriously Yami, stop killing my friends!" Yugi scolded.
"He's fine!" assured Yami.
"AHHHHHHHHH!! My friends, my bones break against the crushing current!" the faint yells of Mako echoed to the Hero and Fairy.
End of Chapter 11
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Ah my friends, I can't write more, I wish I could! I ran out of
ideas, oh how I did! Hopefully I'll have the next chapter up soon.
Sorry for the long delay. As always, reviews are kindly appreciated.
Comments? Questions? Suggestions? Either review or contact
me! Thank you!
To my Reviewers: (this is from chapter 9 and above)
yami blue eyes white dragon - Thank you! Thank you! I don't know how many times I can thank you for being so nice to me and reading my fic! Thank you so very much!
Black Velvet Princess – Nope most of the manga isn't in the anime, at least not much. The first series of YGO did have some stories, but that series of YGO isn't as interesting as this the current series. Thank you for reading and reviewing!
SennenHimemiya – I'm glad your back. I wish you'd write more! I miss someone else writing for once. But I understand the lack of updates; I have been a lazy and frustrated person as of late. Please do write more chapters for your stories! Thanks!
Megiri – Sorry for the LONG wait. I hope I don't disappoint you! Thank you for reviewing!
prep-empress86 – The only meat I eat is Turkey cuz they're just as evil as the Chicken Mafia. BWHAHAHA!
Kimmi23 – Rebecca won't be Ruto, I assure you. I gave someone else the role, cuz well at first I thought between two women for the job and one I like more. I kind of like Ruto… don't know why… Thanks for your support!
ash3412 – I never thanked you for correcting me. I know when I wrote it, I forgot her name and I confused a lot of the things. I'll hopefully fix everything soon! Thank you!
Final Spirit – I have Malik in the story as Zelda because I love him too much not to have him as a main character. I love five people, that's Kaiba, Yugi, Yami no Yugi, Malik, and Joey. I fitted nearly everyone except Malik. I thought wait, maybe I ought to give whom'd I intended for Zelda to someone else and have Malik as one of the main characters. The decision I was left with was Malik, Yami no Yugi, and Kaiba as Zelda, Gannondorf, and Link. I the best scenario turned out Malik as Zelda, Yami no Yugi as Link, and Kaiba as Gannondorf. I don't know. It made more sense than the other combinations. Sorry about that. Thanks for reviewing.
Crystal Kitty - I'll try to keep up, thanks for liking my story! It makes me so happy. I'm also happy you told someone else of my story. I love that you feel others should read too! Thank you so much!
Earendil=Beloved Star – Why thank you! I'm glad you find it funny! I have to thank Crystal Kitty for recommending me.
Nobody – I'll try to, I really will! Thank you!
SennenHimemiya – I hate AOL period. Well at least you reviewed, thanks!
Angel – I never played Majora's Mask. I couldn't afford the expansion pack. Was it good? My friend told me it was weird and different but I never looked it up. I was always in love with Ocarina of Time.
LinkGirl – I AGREE! I love Ocarina of Time with a passion.
YGO is one of the best animes to come in a long time. My old love
Dragonball Z does rival YGO though, but I love YGO a bit more. Thank
you for reviewing!
Random Ranting: I'm mad! They have yet to start the Eyptian Arc in the anime. They're having way too many out of manga episodes! I like out of manga episodes to an extent, but when Noa's arc (which I love) comes out between the Battle City Semi-finals and Finals, it gets tiring. Right now I'm watching Doom. Oh and I wanted to use Noa in this story and now I can since the secret is out! MWHAHAHA! Everyone praise Noa!