Half a day of school its done and theres no sign of Funnie. I guess my plan worked and I should be happy to have gotten rid of a loser like him, but I'm not. Its odd not having Doug around to torture. I tripped Valentine, gave Skunky a wedgie a, and spit balled Chalky, but it just wasn't the same. Normally I would take great enjoyment in making them all miserable, but not today. All I can think about is Doug. He's not tough like me. He could be in some real trouble and unable to defend himself. I wonder where he ran off too… And more importantly, Why do I care so much?!

I don't know where he was, hes back. Mr Bone must have found him some where because Bone just took Funnie to the principal's office. I was really hopping that Funnie was going to get in some kind of trouble either for ditching school today or for his stupid volcano project, but much to my disappointment, it turns out that Doug just won second place in the science fair. What an uneventful ending to such a boring and confusing day.