(I can understand if you guys are like, really mad at me because it took me THIS long to write the next chapter, but I promise to update more frequently)

I get toilet paper treatment

I was pretty sure that I wasn't supposed to end up in Brooklyn if I stepped out of the Hotel Valhalla. Did I accidentally manage to activate the world tree somehow? I didn't think so. I was standing in a graveyard, stepping right on a tombstone. My first instinct would have been to quickly step off, but something caught my attention.

Right where the nameplate should have been was a tuft of green hair. Under it was the word 'soon'. I knew I had to find this Kane person and ...and what? Fight him?

I felt a sharp stick poking my back so I turned around. A girl in combat boots was pointing a stick at me and frowning. "Walt, wrap this guy up.", she motioned to a guy dressed in black behind her. Then she pointed back at me, "And don't you move or I will Ha-di you into lego bricks."

I didn't know what that meant, but I doubted it included free falafel.

The guy between me muttered something under his breath and I found that I couldn't move a muscle. My limbs were frozen, it reminded me of the time I nearly became an Einherjar-sicle in the snowy hell ofJotunheim.

I was broken out of my thoughts as I was wrapped in toilet paper.

I woke up in an antique room, my arms had returned to circulation and I sighed in relief. I brought out Jack from his pendant form, and winced as he burst into song. "I'm never gonna' give you up! Im never gonna…", Jack suddenly noticed that he was, in fact not in pendant form and could be heard singing. "Oh hey, compadre! What's the business today? Magicians? Blue hair?"

I swear, Jack has to be listening in on my conversations when he's in pendant form, there's just no explanation. "Yeah, spot on. Look I'm gonna open that door a tiny bit then you'll slip out and see if there's anyone outside. If there is, you bash them over the head. Got it?

"Sure…and what are you supposed to do in the meanwhile?" he asked. "Jack, this is no tie for you to argue with me, just go." His runes turned a violent shade of red, "Hey, if anyone here is acting angry, it's you."

Jack's voice had gone up an octave, and it was starting to sound more like a yell than just talking. "Shush. Simmer down, we might get found out." Jack started pulsing orange and red like warning lights, "Shush? Shush?! What am I, a dog? Why I ought to leave you here!"

And at that exact time, the door burst open.

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