I am Lisa

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Chapter 1: A Taste of Humiliation Part 1

The sun peeked through the windows of Lisa Simpson's bedroom, putting an end to her sweet dreams. She didn't care about that. She had something much more pleasant and much more real to look forward to today. Today, Lisa would get to present the life story of her idol Bleeding Gums Murphy in front of the whole school. She been preparing for a month for this day and now it was finally here! Lisa jumped out of bed changed into her lampshade dress and pearls. She brushed her teeth and made sure everything was ready for her presentation.

Lisa had decided that a simple slideshow featuring Bleeding Gums Murphy and his life would suffice for a decent presentation. She had a projector that she got from her Grandpa and had collected photos, written works and other memorabilia concerning her idol.

"Lisa! Come down for breakfast!" Marge called.

"Coming Mom!" Lisa put her projector up and ran downstairs.

Her mother Marge was putting the finishing touches on her husband's pancakes as he drooled in delight. Meanwhile Bart was eating a bowl of Krusty-Os and Maggie was playing with her baby food. Lisa poured herself a bowl of cereal and began eating.

"I cannot wait until the big presentation today!" She chirped. "After today, Bleeding Gums Murphy will finally get his due!"

"Except he won't because no one cares about jazz." Bart said.

"Mom! Bart's trying to crush my hopes and dreams!" Lisa shouted.

"Bart! Leave your sister alone!" Marge scolded.

Bart glared at Lisa "Snitch!"

"Well I for one am glad that you'll get to present your idol to your school today." Marge chirped. "He was really important to you."

"Yeah. I real God among men well I gotta go!" Homer left in a hurry.

"What's the rush!?" Marge called after him.

"Free Doughnut Day at the Lard Lad!" Homer called back.

Everything was silent.

"Well I'm still excited!" Lisa chimed. I'll remember this day for the rest of my life!"

Unbeknownst to Marge and Lisa, Bart was snickering inside his head. "Oh I'm sure you will little sister." He opened up his backpack and made sure the photos were still there. "I'm sure you will."